ZombieKitten said:

paintedlady said:

??? All 3 of my babies were all cheesy like that.

The two boys were born at 37 weeks but my daughter was full term and she was real cheesy!

they told us when our Wally was born, and he looked like that "uh oh, we've induced him before term!" my other 2 went over my due date by 8 days and didn't have hardly any vernix.

i had one that arrived a month early

but she was not that pasty

paintedlady said:

NMuzakNSoul said:

he still tries to contact you auntie?

He does call every now and then. I sometimes forget about that situation, months go by and he calls to say "Hi". I pick up the phone forgetting to check the caller ID.

He always asks for help in his yard to try to lure me over to his house. So the last COUPLE of times I told him that I would only visit him with my new beau in tow.

He always asks me how we are and I say "great!" Ol' phimosis okra dick is a stubborn guy.

Seriously, that is something I should have never learned about and wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. I'm still mad at him for that. Muthafukkas need to warn a bitch!

x a million

paintedlady said:

NMuzakNSoul said:

he still tries to contact you auntie?

He does call every now and then. I sometimes forget about that situation, months go by and he calls to say "Hi". I pick up the phone forgetting to check the caller ID.

He always asks for help in his yard to try to lure me over to his house. So the last COUPLE of times I told him that I would only visit him with my new beau in tow.

He always asks me how we are and I say "great!" Ol' phimosis okra dick is a stubborn guy.

Seriously, that is something I should have never learned about and wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. I'm still mad at him for that. Muthafukkas need to warn a bitch!

Seriously, some folks should come with some sort of a Warning system.

"unpleasant things to be seen and pants destined to drop in 10....9......8......evacuate" "Run Forest, RUN!!".

[Edited 12/6/10 1:50am]

physco185 said:

paintedlady said:

He does call every now and then. I sometimes forget about that situation, months go by and he calls to say "Hi". I pick up the phone forgetting to check the caller ID.

He always asks for help in his yard to try to lure me over to his house. So the last COUPLE of times I told him that I would only visit him with my new beau in tow.

He always asks me how we are and I say "great!" Ol' phimosis okra dick is a stubborn guy.

Seriously, that is something I should have never learned about and wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. I'm still mad at him for that. Muthafukkas need to warn a bitch!

x a million

Gory details... :sigh: I went to his house, he disrobed me... went down on me for a lonnnggg time. So when I was more than done with him doing me I asked for him to disrobe... so he did I was like Um.... so he was like... go ahead baby, suck it. So it was like REAL TEENY, and curled so I thought it was just a flacid dick... and I was trying to jerk it to get it up... that didn't work then I tried to suck it.... YES. dammit that fucking asshole!!! FUKKKKK! OK sorry.. But I put my mouth on that and felt the keratinized tip and gagged... on the verge of vomiting I stopped and just took a deep breath... He was like, that's OK baby... and went to lay on top of me.. I made him grab a condom... He put that mess on which took forever since his dick had a hard time staying up. I watched him in horror the whole time... looking for my escape... He put that curled up worm in me and stroked twice or three times. THANK GOD! I heard the door... I jumped up and threw on my skirt and shirt... tittays swinging I ran downstairs and opened the door. It was a UPS guy and I ran out, I had my shoes in my hand, it was summer... I forgot my purse, and dude called me when I got to the curb. I was overly apologetic and had a million excuses as to why I immediately needed to get home right away. He gave me my purse, (yes, I even forgot my purse.. he brought it to me) and he opened the car door for me. When he got two blocks away from my house I jumped out his car and waved him good bye. I got home and realized I left my favorite earrings, panties and bra at his house, and yes my shirt was inside out. I never went back for those earrings and I don't intend to.

paintedlady said:

physco185 said:

x a million

Gory details... I went to his house, he disrobed me... went down on me for a lonnnggg time. So when I was more than done with him doing me I asked for him to disrobe... so he did I was like Um.... so he was like... go ahead baby, suck it. So it was like REAL TEENY, and curled so I thought it was just a flacid dick... and I was trying to jerk it to get it up... that didn't work then I tried to suck it.... YES. dammit that fucking asshole!!! FUKKKKK! OK sorry.. But I put my mouth on that and felt the keratinized tip and gagged... on the verge of vomiting I stopped and just took a deep breath... He was like, that's OK baby... and went to lay on top of me.. I made him grab a condom... He put that mess on which took forever since his dick had a hard time staying up. I watched him in horror the whole time... looking for my escape... He put that curled up worm in me and stroked twice or three times. THANK GOD! I heard the door... I jumped up and threw on my skirt and shirt... tittays swinging I ran downstairs and opened the door. It was a UPS guy and I ran out, I had my shoes in my hand, it was summer... I forgot my purse, and dude called me when I got to the curb. I was overly apologetic and had a million excuses as to why I immediately needed to get home right away. He gave me my purse, (yes, I even forgot my purse.. he brought it to me) and he opened the car door for me. When he got two blocks away from my house I jumped out his car and waved him good bye. I got home and realized I left my favorite earrings, panties and bra at his house, and yes my shirt was inside out. I never went back for those earrings and I don't intend to.

But you went back for your panties and bra?

As for the details....Jesus takes my wheelchair and turboboost my ass to safety...

paintedlady said:

physco185 said:

x a million

Gory details... I went to his house, he disrobed me... went down on me for a lonnnggg time. So when I was more than done with him doing me I asked for him to disrobe... so he did I was like Um.... so he was like... go ahead baby, suck it. So it was like REAL TEENY, and curled so I thought it was just a flacid dick... and I was trying to jerk it to get it up... that didn't work then I tried to suck it.... YES. dammit that fucking asshole!!! FUKKKKK! OK sorry.. But I put my mouth on that and felt the keratinized tip and gagged... on the verge of vomiting I stopped and just took a deep breath... He was like, that's OK baby... and went to lay on top of me.. I made him grab a condom... He put that mess on which took forever since his dick had a hard time staying up. I watched him in horror the whole time... looking for my escape... He put that curled up worm in me and stroked twice or three times. THANK GOD! I heard the door... I jumped up and threw on my skirt and shirt... tittays swinging I ran downstairs and opened the door. It was a UPS guy and I ran out, I had my shoes in my hand, it was summer... I forgot my purse, and dude called me when I got to the curb. I was overly apologetic and had a million excuses as to why I immediately needed to get home right away. He gave me my purse, (yes, I even forgot my purse.. he brought it to me) and he opened the car door for me. When he got two blocks away from my house I jumped out his car and waved him good bye. I got home and realized I left my favorite earrings, panties and bra at his house, and yes my shirt was inside out. I never went back for those earrings and I don't intend to.

oh i am so sorry that happened 2 u...really i am

but i can't stop laughing...it's your fault...u r very descriptive

NMuzakNSoul said:

paintedlady said:

Gory details... I went to his house, he disrobed me... went down on me for a lonnnggg time. So when I was more than done with him doing me I asked for him to disrobe... so he did I was like Um.... so he was like... go ahead baby, suck it. So it was like REAL TEENY, and curled so I thought it was just a flacid dick... and I was trying to jerk it to get it up... that didn't work then I tried to suck it.... YES. dammit that fucking asshole!!! FUKKKKK! OK sorry.. But I put my mouth on that and felt the keratinized tip and gagged... on the verge of vomiting I stopped and just took a deep breath... He was like, that's OK baby... and went to lay on top of me.. I made him grab a condom... He put that mess on which took forever since his dick had a hard time staying up. I watched him in horror the whole time... looking for my escape... He put that curled up worm in me and stroked twice or three times. THANK GOD! I heard the door... I jumped up and threw on my skirt and shirt... tittays swinging I ran downstairs and opened the door. It was a UPS guy and I ran out, I had my shoes in my hand, it was summer... I forgot my purse, and dude called me when I got to the curb. I was overly apologetic and had a million excuses as to why I immediately needed to get home right away. He gave me my purse, (yes, I even forgot my purse.. he brought it to me) and he opened the car door for me. When he got two blocks away from my house I jumped out his car and waved him good bye. I got home and realized I left my favorite earrings, panties and bra at his house, and yes my shirt was inside out. I never went back for those earrings and I don't intend to.

But you went back for your panties and bra?

As for the details....Jesus takes my wheelchair and turboboost my ass to safety...

Nope, the underwear (although pretty and new) was expendable... its the earrings I miss since they were favorites of mine. I recieved many compliments about those earrings.

I had to escape. --->!!

NMuzakNSoul said:

paintedlady said:

phimosis dude.. I ran out his house. that is all thank you. [img:$uid]http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc99/gataloca_bucket/th1ptgno.gif[/img:$uid]

[Edited 12/5/10 22:52pm]

he still tries to contact you auntie?

don't b shy...she is just your auntie

so please do tell

u must have one 2 share!!!

paintedlady said:

NMuzakNSoul said:

But you went back for your panties and bra?

As for the details....Jesus takes my wheelchair and turboboost my ass to safety...

Nope, the underwear (although pretty and new) was expendable... its the earrings I miss since they were favorites of mine. I recieved many compliments about those earrings.

I had to escape. --->!!

next time he calls u ask him to put them in the post

it will give him something to do... i am sure he will find pleasure in doing it 4 u

physco185 said:

Just 4 u paintedlady…

How did I think of this thread…well I was talking to a friend last night and he told me his…

It beats mine!!!!

He met a girl at the shops…same era as my worst sex experience – lol those were the days!!!

They went parking in her car, and there was lots of sexual activity (as he put it)

Later that day he caught the bus home and chatted up some girls he knew…thinking he had a chance with one of them.

When he got home he went to have a shower and immediately noticed his reflection in the mirror

There was cum on his beard and blood from her periods…

Hahaha – she got them just as he went down on her

and i bet this makes your story very very tame????

why does this story conjure images of Rudolf eating pussy

[Edited 12/6/10 2:10am]

physco185 said:

paintedlady said:

Nope, the underwear (although pretty and new) was expendable... its the earrings I miss since they were favorites of mine. I recieved many compliments about those earrings.

I had to escape. --->!!

next time he calls u ask him to put them in the post

it will give him something to do... i am sure he will find pleasure in doing it 4 u

Asshole said he didn't see them.

I am sure he presented them as a bribe gift for a new victim.

paintedlady said:

physco185 said:

next time he calls u ask him to put them in the post

it will give him something to do... i am sure he will find pleasure in doing it 4 u

Asshole said he didn't see them.

I am sure he presented them as a bribe gift for a new victim.

i have a funny feeling u r right

except...

they were prob wrapped up in a nice pink parcel together with your bra

but

something tells me he is still wearing those panties of yours

physco185 said:

NMuzakNSoul said:

he still tries to contact you auntie?

don't b shy...she is just your auntie

so please do tell

u must have one 2 share!!!

she isn't my actual auntie, i just call her that cause we cool like that. as for stories let me think of one.

paintedlady said:

physco185 said:

next time he calls u ask him to put them in the post

it will give him something to do... i am sure he will find pleasure in doing it 4 u

Asshole said he didn't see them.

I am sure he presented them as a bribe gift for a new victim.

physco185 said:

paintedlady said:

Asshole said he didn't see them.

I am sure he presented them as a bribe gift for a new victim.

i have a funny feeling u r right

except...

they were prob wrapped up in a nice pink parcel together with your bra

but

something tells me he is still wearing those panties of yours

My friends joke and say that he made a shrine of my panties... that or a voodoo doll.

eleven said:

physco185 said:

Just 4 u paintedlady…

How did I think of this thread…well I was talking to a friend last night and he told me his…

It beats mine!!!!

He met a girl at the shops…same era as my worst sex experience – lol those were the days!!!

They went parking in her car, and there was lots of sexual activity (as he put it)

Later that day he caught the bus home and chatted up some girls he knew…thinking he had a chance with one of them.

When he got home he went to have a shower and immediately noticed his reflection in the mirror

There was cum on his beard and blood from her periods…

Hahaha – she got them just as he went down on her

and i bet this makes your story very very tame????

why does this story conjure images of Rudolf eating pussy

[Edited 12/6/10 2:10am]

A very shiny red nose...

paintedlady said:

physco185 said:

i have a funny feeling u r right

except...

they were prob wrapped up in a nice pink parcel together with your bra

but

something tells me he is still wearing those panties of yours

My friends joke and say that he made a shrine of my panties... that or a voodoo doll.

Don't joke about that, you will never know. You shoudl've blocked his number already.

NMuzakNSoul said:

paintedlady said:

My friends joke and say that he made a shrine of my panties... that or a voodoo doll.

Don't joke about that, you will never know. You shoudl've blocked his number already.

I'm not worried... I got a 6'4" tall dark and handsome rugged with really big hands to protect me JIC.

paintedlady said:

NMuzakNSoul said:

Don't joke about that, you will never know. You shoudl've blocked his number already.

I'm not worried... I got a 6'4" tall dark and handsome rugged with really big hands to protect me JIC.

Haha. Yeah I know about pub painter too.

NMuzakNSoul said:

paintedlady said:

I'm not worried... I got a 6'4" tall dark and handsome rugged with really big hands to protect me JIC.

Haha. Yeah I know about pub painter too.

Naw mayne that's your other play auntie... where she at??

paintedlady said:

NMuzakNSoul said:

Haha. Yeah I know about pub painter too.

Naw mayne that's your other play auntie... where she at??

She on her way to keep me in check.

NMuzakNSoul said:

paintedlady said:

Naw mayne that's your other play auntie... where she at??

She on her way to keep me in check.

Heck she may be asleep like I needed to be eight hours ago.

Insomnia's a bitch.

Wow!

You guys have had some experiences!

Here's mine:

I met this guy and we started dating. After a while, it was time to "do the deed".

He had the largest member I've ever seen!

It was long and thick... it hurt like HELL when he first stuck it in.

He didn't last 5 minutes.

I thought it was because it was the first time, so I dismissed it.

But then it kept happening!

All that big beautiful penis, and he had no stamina.

paintedlady said:

NMuzakNSoul said:

She on her way to keep me in check.

Heck she may be asleep like I needed to be eight hours ago.

Insomnia's a bitch.

I know some people that need to be in bed right now...

NMuzakNSoul said:

paintedlady said:

Heck she may be asleep like I needed to be eight hours ago.

Insomnia's a bitch.

I know some people that need to be in bed right now...

One thing about it bitch!

can't spell edit

[Edited 12/6/10 3:12am]

sillygurl said:

Wow!

You guys have had some experiences!

Here's mine:

I met this guy and we started dating. After a while, it was time to "do the deed".

He had the largest member I've ever seen!

It was long and thick... it hurt like HELL when he first stuck it in.

He didn't last 5 minutes.

I thought it was because it was the first time, so I dismissed it.

But then it kept happening!

All that big beautiful penis, and he had no stamina.

Maybe his lack of stamina was a good thing if he didn't get you all wet first. You could tear that way if you didn't have enough lube.

paintedlady said:

sillygurl said:

Wow!

You guys have had some experiences!

Here's mine:

I met this guy and we started dating. After a while, it was time to "do the deed".

He had the largest member I've ever seen!

It was long and thick... it hurt like HELL when he first stuck it in.

He didn't last 5 minutes.

I thought it was because it was the first time, so I dismissed it.

But then it kept happening!

All that big beautiful penis, and he had no stamina.

Maybe his lack of stamina was a good thing if he didn't get you all wet first. You could tear that way if you didn't have enough lube.

Yeah, his skills weren't that great.

Size matters somewhat, but skill is what's important.

I think I'd rather have a tiny guy knows how to do other things and rub that nub up against me, than a big guy who wastes my time.

KidaDynamite said:

NMuzakNSoul said:

I know some people that need to be in bed right now...

One thing about it bitch!

can't spell edit

[Edited 12/6/10 3:12am]

[img:$uid]http://www.gifsoup.com/view2/1463518/prance-o.gif[/img:$uid]

sillygurl said:

paintedlady said:

Maybe his lack of stamina was a good thing if he didn't get you all wet first. You could tear that way if you didn't have enough lube.

Yeah, his skills weren't that great.

Size matters somewhat, but skill is what's important.

I think I'd rather have a tiny guy knows how to do other things and rub that nub up against me, than a big guy who wastes my time.

Agreed... but would rather have both.

paintedlady said:

sillygurl said:

Yeah, his skills weren't that great.

Size matters somewhat, but skill is what's important.

I think I'd rather have a tiny guy knows how to do other things and rub that nub up against me, than a big guy who wastes my time.

Agreed... but would rather have both.