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Thread started 12/05/10 9:27am

zaza

I've got prostatocystitis

I went to the hospital because I had some problems with my candle of love. The doctor examinated me, pushed his finger into my ass and diagnosed me with prostatocystitis sad Now I'm on antibiotics, I can't have sex, eat milk products and my head is all heavy and tired.
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Reply #1 posted 12/05/10 9:30am

FauxReal

zaza said:

I went to the hospital because I had some problems with my candle of love. The doctor examinated me, pushed his finger into my ass and diagnosed me with prostatocystitis sad Now I'm on antibiotics, I can't have sex, eat milk products and my head is all heavy and tired.

Say it ain't so!

no but really, hope you get better

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Reply #2 posted 12/05/10 9:34am

zaza

FauxReal said:



zaza said:


I went to the hospital because I had some problems with my candle of love. The doctor examinated me, pushed his finger into my ass and diagnosed me with prostatocystitis sad Now I'm on antibiotics, I can't have sex, eat milk products and my head is all heavy and tired.



Say it ain't so!



no but really, hope you get better


hug I hope too. When I pee, it hurts and it drives me crazy mad
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Reply #3 posted 12/05/10 9:47am

Shyra

zaza said:

FauxReal said:

Say it ain't so!

no but really, hope you get better

hug I hope too. When I pee, it hurts and it drives me crazy mad

hug Just be grateful you're not a woman. lol

Hope you feel better soon.

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Reply #4 posted 12/05/10 9:50am

zaza

Shyra said:



zaza said:


FauxReal said:




Say it ain't so!



no but really, hope you get better



hug I hope too. When I pee, it hurts and it drives me crazy mad


hug Just be grateful you're not a woman. lol



Hope you feel better soon.


If I was a woman, I wouldn't have this diagnose lol hug
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Reply #5 posted 12/05/10 9:55am

Shyra

zaza said:

Shyra said:

hug Just be grateful you're not a woman. lol

Hope you feel better soon.

If I was a woman, I wouldn't have this diagnose lol hug

Oh, trust. We get the same types of diseases. In us it's called cyctitis or UTI (urinary tract infection)a and it feels like you're pissing fire! But then we go through monthly pain as well, if you get my drip, I mean drift. lol

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Reply #6 posted 12/05/10 9:58am

zaza

Shyra said:



zaza said:


Shyra said:



hug Just be grateful you're not a woman. lol



Hope you feel better soon.



If I was a woman, I wouldn't have this diagnose lol hug



Oh, trust. We get the same types of diseases. In us it's called cyctitis or UTI (urinary tract infection)a and it feels like you're pissing fire! But then we go through monthly pain as well, if you get my drip, I mean drift. lol


falloff Actually, it feels like I'm pissing plenty of fire..I think I'll rename my little fella..does "flamethrower" sound good? biggrin
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Reply #7 posted 12/05/10 10:00am

Shyra

zaza said:

Shyra said:

Oh, trust. We get the same types of diseases. In us it's called cyctitis or UTI (urinary tract infection)a and it feels like you're pissing fire! But then we go through monthly pain as well, if you get my drip, I mean drift. lol

falloff Actually, it feels like I'm pissing plenty of fire..I think I'll rename my little fella..does "flamethrower" sound good? biggrin

lol Yeah, that'll work. Just be careful who you tell you got the fire dick. They might think you have the clap. lol

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Reply #8 posted 12/05/10 10:02am

zaza

Shyra said:



zaza said:


Shyra said:




Oh, trust. We get the same types of diseases. In us it's called cyctitis or UTI (urinary tract infection)a and it feels like you're pissing fire! But then we go through monthly pain as well, if you get my drip, I mean drift. lol



falloff Actually, it feels like I'm pissing plenty of fire..I think I'll rename my little fella..does "flamethrower" sound good? biggrin


lol Yeah, that'll work. Just be careful who you tell you got the fire dick. They might think you have the clap. lol


!!! lol
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Reply #9 posted 12/05/10 10:07am

rmartin70

Hope you feel better soon.

[Edited 12/5/10 18:48pm]

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Reply #10 posted 12/05/10 10:48am

blueblossom

Too much sex ..... thats what it is - you need to rest up - your pecker is wore out! (only jealous here!)lol lol lol

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Reply #11 posted 12/05/10 10:50am

zaza

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Too much sex ..... thats what it is - you need to rest up - your pecker is wore out! (only jealous here!)lol lol lol


Really? biggrin
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Reply #12 posted 12/05/10 10:56am

blueblossom

zaza said:

blueblossom said:

Too much sex ..... thats what it is - you need to rest up - your pecker is wore out! (only jealous here!)lol lol lol

Really? biggrin

Yeah - you know it and I know it - and now the Org know it! TOO MUCH SEX! The rest will do and your pecker good. (God to be young again and this is the only problem I have - too much nookie!)lol lol wink

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Reply #13 posted 12/05/10 11:01am

zaza

blueblossom said:



zaza said:


blueblossom said:

Too much sex ..... thats what it is - you need to rest up - your pecker is wore out! (only jealous here!)lol lol lol



Really? biggrin

Yeah - you know it and I know it - and now the Org know it! TOO MUCH SEX! The rest will do and your pecker good. (God to be young again and this is the only problem I have - too much nookie!)lol lol wink


Now I finally know the reason why biggrin That doctor told me it could be from anything - like from cold, which could be possible thanks to all that snow neutral
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Reply #14 posted 12/05/10 12:48pm

chocolate1

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Za, you know I love my little bro... but did we really need to know this? lol


"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #15 posted 12/05/10 4:21pm

luv4u

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Get well hug

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Reply #16 posted 12/05/10 6:26pm

zaza

chocolate1 said:

Za, you know I love my little bro... but did we really need to know this? lol


You can't live without it! lol
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Reply #17 posted 12/05/10 6:26pm

zaza

luv4u said:

Get well hug


Back at ya! smile
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Reply #18 posted 12/05/10 10:12pm

veronikka

hope u get better soon! hug

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Reply #19 posted 12/05/10 10:34pm

TD3

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zaza, get well soon.

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Reply #20 posted 12/05/10 11:56pm

eleven

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take your vitamins...and get well soon

otherwise u won't be getting any...and we all know how much that can hurt a person

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Reply #21 posted 12/06/10 12:06am

chocolate1

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zaza said:

chocolate1 said:

Za, you know I love my little bro... but did we really need to know this? lol

You can't live without it! lol

hug


"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #22 posted 12/06/10 1:36am

PunkMistress

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zaza said:

I went to the hospital because I had some problems with my candle of love. The doctor examinated me, pushed his finger into my ass and diagnosed me with prostatocystitis sad Now I'm on antibiotics, I can't have sex, eat milk products and my head is all heavy and tired.

I'm sorry.

When can you do it with your hot girlfriend again?

It's what you make it.
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Reply #23 posted 12/06/10 1:37am

PunkMistress

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chocolate1 said:

Za, you know I love my little bro... but did we really need to know this? lol

falloff

On the bright side, we all learned a new phrase today. I'll never look at a candle the same way again.

It's what you make it.
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Reply #24 posted 12/06/10 1:39am

orger

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so, does that mean you get

prostate massages for treatment

sounds like a decent lil' ailment

How is it you feel?
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Reply #25 posted 12/06/10 1:41am

chocolate1

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PunkMistress said:

chocolate1 said:

Za, you know I love my little bro... but did we really need to know this? lol

falloff

On the bright side, we all learned a new phrase today. I'll never look at a candle the same way again.

True! lol


"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #26 posted 12/06/10 1:44am

PunkMistress

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orger said:

so, does that mean you get

prostate massages for treatment

sounds like a decent lil' ailment

lol

It's what you make it.
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Reply #27 posted 12/06/10 2:19am

minneapolisFun
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Your girl is a thundercloud.

You're so glam, every time I see you I wanna slam!
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Reply #28 posted 12/06/10 2:59am

psychodelicide

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hug Sorry to hear about this! Get well soon.

RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you.
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Reply #29 posted 12/06/10 3:08am

Elle85n09

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Get well soon zaza. rose (iow, hope everything is up and running soon) hug

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