So, here is mine from last night.

A girl wrote me a letter asking if she might get to know me better, alarm bells rang and I was immediately on stalker alert. Then I saw this girl painting a huge painting, an aerial view of a village, with so much incredible detail that I was impressed, and she had painted it white to make it a winter scene, but changed her mind and was carefully wiping off the white paint. I agreed after that to meet with her, since she actually seemed really intelligent and nice.

Then I was at school, unsure if I was a student there or one of my kids was a student. I sat on a chair and watched a show, sort of like a pissweak Wiggles, and this guy behind me kept trying to grope my breasts, so I smashed his hands with a ceramic bowl of cereal that I had handy.

Then I went to get some air on a balcony. I could see the whole city in front of me, with a huge storm cloud gathering above it. As I watched, lightning struck all the sky scrapers and everything caught on fire. A highrise parking house kind of swayed to one side and all the cars slid over and flew out of the side of the building and people were screaming and running away from the city over bridges and it was just awful! I turned around and the breast groping guy was there in pyjamas with a gun, and he tried several times to shoot me.

What the heck did you eat before bed?!?

Lammastide said:

What the heck did you eat before bed?!?

crackers and cheese, I didn't have any dinner

i laughed at the thread title and ignored the rest.

I dreamed I was at spring training with the Yankees and they let me bat once. I grounded out, which made A-Rod mad because he felt like I should have taken three strikes and sat down.

I said, "Hey I know I'm not a baseball player but I'm still going to try my best. Wouldn't you?" Then I remembered I was talking to A-Rod.

This is a 100% true dream that I had last night.

RodeoSchro said:

I dreamed I was at spring training with the Yankees and they let me bat once. I grounded out, which made A-Rod mad because he felt like I should have taken three strikes and sat down.

I said, "Hey I know I'm not a baseball player but I'm still going to try my best. Wouldn't you?" Then I remembered I was talking to A-Rod.

This is a 100% true dream that I had last night.

what is A-Rod?

whistle said:

i laughed at the thread title and ignored the rest.

I had an odd dream from this moring, but I only remember a short snippet of it:

I was in a classroom with one of my theology professors sitting next to me, strangely, as a fellow student. I can't recall seeing who actually was lecturing, but I remember I was wearing my white swim trunks -- entirely inappropriate for the setting.

Just then, a high school friend of my wife walked through the classroom door -- a gorgeous woman, who, in real time, suffered the loss of her husband just this past summer and has completely shut herself off from the world. We call and write her, but she never answers. Anyway, she said nothing in my dream, but simply walked up to my professor, giving him a set of keys and making some unintelligible monkey noise. Apparently, it was some sort of inside joke, as my prof simply took the keys and smiled. She smiled back, took a seat behind us... and I woke up.

ZombieKitten said:

RodeoSchro said:

I dreamed I was at spring training with the Yankees and they let me bat once. I grounded out, which made A-Rod mad because he felt like I should have taken three strikes and sat down.

I said, "Hey I know I'm not a baseball player but I'm still going to try my best. Wouldn't you?" Then I remembered I was talking to A-Rod.

This is a 100% true dream that I had last night.

what is A-Rod?

some overpaid baseballer

tell me your earliest childhood memory.

tell me about your father.

have you ever dreamed about a train entering a dark tunnel...

:starting the clock, taking notes:

whistle said:

ZombieKitten said:

what is A-Rod?

some overpaid baseballer

...who was rumored to be having a fling with Madonna a few years back.

Lammastide said:

I had an odd dream from this moring, but I only remember a short snippet of it:

I was in a classroom with one of my theology professors sitting next to me, strangely, as a fellow student. I can't recall seeing who actually was lecturing, but I remember I was wearing my white swim trunks -- entirely inappropriate for the setting.

Just then, a high school friend of my wife walked through the classroom door -- a gorgeous woman, who, in real time, suffered the loss of her husband just this past summer and has completely shut herself off from the world. We call and write her, but she never answers. Anyway, she said nothing in my dream, but simply walked up to my professor, giving him a set of keys and making some unintelligible monkey noise. Apparently, it was some sort of inside joke, as my prof simply took the keys and smiled. She smiled back, took a seat behind us... and I woke up.

BlackAdder7 said:

tell me your earliest childhood memory.

tell me about your father.

have you ever dreamed about a train entering a dark tunnel...

:starting the clock, taking notes:

you really DO have boring dreams

ZombieKitten said:

BlackAdder7 said:

tell me your earliest childhood memory.

tell me about your father.

have you ever dreamed about a train entering a dark tunnel...

:starting the clock, taking notes:

you really DO have boring dreams

that's not how this works..i sit and listen, you do the talking. how do you feel about robots?

BlackAdder7 said:

ZombieKitten said:

you really DO have boring dreams

that's not how this works..i sit and listen, you do the talking. how do you feel about robots?

ohhhhhhhhhhh I thought your dream was like the ones sometimes where for a whole dream I format text or something.

Robots are nice and colorful and look good on the shelf in my kitchen

Have you ever dozed off while watching a movie and dreamed the movie?

You know, where you can actually still hear the movie and your dream goes along with it?

Fun and freaky at the same time.

ZombieKitten said:

So, here is mine from last night.

A girl wrote me a letter asking if she might get to know me better, alarm bells rang and I was immediately on stalker alert. Then I saw this girl painting a huge painting, an aerial view of a village, with so much incredible detail that I was impressed, and she had painted it white to make it a winter scene, but changed her mind and was carefully wiping off the white paint. I agreed after that to meet with her, since she actually seemed really intelligent and nice.

Then I was at school, unsure if I was a student there or one of my kids was a student. I sat on a chair and watched a show, sort of like a pissweak Wiggles, and this guy behind me kept trying to grope my breasts, so I smashed his hands with a ceramic bowl of cereal that I had handy.

Then I went to get some air on a balcony. I could see the whole city in front of me, with a huge storm cloud gathering above it. As I watched, lightning struck all the sky scrapers and everything caught on fire. A highrise parking house kind of swayed to one side and all the cars slid over and flew out of the side of the building and people were screaming and running away from the city over bridges and it was just awful! I turned around and the breast groping guy was there in pyjamas with a gun, and he tried several times to shoot me.

You need hot sweaty sex to stop having these dreams!

StonedImmaculate said:

Have you ever dozed off while watching a movie and dreamed the movie?

You know, where you can actually still hear the movie and your dream goes along with it?

Fun and freaky at the same time.

when purple rain came out I wasn't old enough to see an M rated movie, so in the years I had to wait to see it, I dreamed the whole movie, and it was a western and was a silent movie, all tinted in sepia

blueblossom said:

ZombieKitten said:

So, here is mine from last night.

A girl wrote me a letter asking if she might get to know me better, alarm bells rang and I was immediately on stalker alert. Then I saw this girl painting a huge painting, an aerial view of a village, with so much incredible detail that I was impressed, and she had painted it white to make it a winter scene, but changed her mind and was carefully wiping off the white paint. I agreed after that to meet with her, since she actually seemed really intelligent and nice.

Then I was at school, unsure if I was a student there or one of my kids was a student. I sat on a chair and watched a show, sort of like a pissweak Wiggles, and this guy behind me kept trying to grope my breasts, so I smashed his hands with a ceramic bowl of cereal that I had handy.

Then I went to get some air on a balcony. I could see the whole city in front of me, with a huge storm cloud gathering above it. As I watched, lightning struck all the sky scrapers and everything caught on fire. A highrise parking house kind of swayed to one side and all the cars slid over and flew out of the side of the building and people were screaming and running away from the city over bridges and it was just awful! I turned around and the breast groping guy was there in pyjamas with a gun, and he tried several times to shoot me.

You need hot sweaty sex to stop having these dreams!

or STOP having hot sweaty sex

when I told this dream to the master he was hoping (initially he was the groping guy "that was me!" he said, but I said NO WAIT there's more to it!

Hey! I have the best dreams! They're so good that I even bought a dream journal to keep track of them. I stopped writing in it though, because I don't want my husband looking in it, peering into my head. Especially when they're about other men.

i've been having a lot of flying dreams lately LOVE those!

XxAxX said:

i've been having a lot of frying dreams lately LOVE those!

hopefully you're wearing an apron, lest you get splatter burns

BlackAdder7 said:

XxAxX said:

i've been having a lot of frying dreams lately LOVE those!

i prefer grilling dreams.

men usually do

XxAxX said:

BlackAdder7 said:

i prefer grilling dreams.

have you got a big thick hot dog for me?

Xx!!!!!!!!!

StonedImmaculate said:

Have you ever dozed off while watching a movie and dreamed the movie?

You know, where you can actually still hear the movie and your dream goes along with it?

Fun and freaky at the same time.

I've dreamt many times I'm on the Howard Stern show, but my mic is never on. Also, in my dreams I've been part of the NY Yankees, but always a bench player and the manager never puts me in the game.

Dreaming while the TV or radio is on is fun.

I dreamed that I was hanging out with Prince. Probably because of all the interviews he's been doing.

Genesia said:

I dreamed that I was hanging out with Prince. Probably because of all the interviews he's been doing.

...do tell!! What were you and Prince doing? What was he wearing? Did he write a song for you? Was Bria sulking in the background?? I need details!!

ZombieKitten said:

Then I was at school, unsure if I was a student there or one of my kids was a student. I sat on a chair and watched a show, sort of like a pissweak Wiggles, and this guy behind me kept trying to grope my breasts, so I smashed his hands with a ceramic bowl of cereal that I had handy.

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sorry about that. i am just getting the hang of this dream surfing.

but my dream of late is i am air surfing a huge slice of bacon! i am too scared to go too high or too fast and I feel all the effect of falling like on a roller coster.