NDRU said:

Number23 said:

paranoia edit

[Edited 12/3/10 14:29pm]

it's not paranoid when I have already got you and your underage harem under GPS surveillance.

That isn't hard. CCTV has every inch of Scotland on camera. Just make nice with one of the operators and you can find anyone.

Number23 said:

NDRU said:

it's not paranoid when I have already got you and your underage harem under GPS surveillance.

I am practicing in my mind the right way to tousel your shaggy locks while you are asleep

I went for dinner and missed everything!

Mach said:

MoniGram said:

To meet my son that I gave up 19 yrs ago! That would be one awesome present for sure.

That will be amazing

Shanti0608 said:

MoniGram said:

To meet my son that I gave up 19 yrs ago! That would be one awesome present for sure.

I hope that happens.

I want to spend the holidays with my mom next year. Don't want anything material.

That would be wonderful to do that Val. Your Mom would probably love it even more.

JustErin said:

I went for dinner and missed everything!

Huh? What happened?

sextonseven said:

JustErin said:

I went for dinner and missed everything!

Huh? What happened?

I mean, a bunch of messages were edited and I didn't see the original posts.

JustErin said:

sextonseven said:

Huh? What happened?

I mean, a bunch of messages were edited and I didn't see the original posts.

SantaJesus posted a pic of himself at the office and described in detail the publication for which he works. Then he remembered that many of us (myself included) named him in the thread about which orgers they stalk.

sextonseven said:

JustErin said:

I mean, a bunch of messages were edited and I didn't see the original posts.

SantaJesus posted a pic of himself at the office and described in detail the publication for which he works. Then he remembered that many of us (myself included) named him in the thread about which orgers they stalk.

You stalk him?

JustErin said:

sextonseven said:

SantaJesus posted a pic of himself at the office and described in detail the publication for which he works. Then he remembered that many of us (myself included) named him in the thread about which orgers they stalk.

You stalk him?

God speaks to me through his posts.

gosh, I don't know. I can't think of anything! If it could be something unrealistic I would wish for smaller boobs so clothes would fit nice, and then I would wish for clothes

sextonseven said:

JustErin said:

You stalk him?

God speaks to me through his posts.

And what/who speaks to you through mine?

JustErin said:

sextonseven said:

God speaks to me through his posts.

And what/who speaks to you through mine?

No one. I don't stalk you.

sextonseven said:

JustErin said:

And what/who speaks to you through mine?

No one. I don't stalk you.

Brutal.

sextonseven said:

JustErin said:

I mean, a bunch of messages were edited and I didn't see the original posts.

SantaJesus posted a pic of himself at the office and described in detail the publication for which he works. Then he remembered that many of us (myself included) named him in the thread about which orgers they stalk.

wise man. trust no one. esPECially the ones on the ORG that lie and say they won't stalk you. never underestimate the power of craZy people

ZombieKitten said:

gosh, I don't know. I can't think of anything! If it could be something unrealistic I would wish for smaller boobs so clothes would fit nice, and then I would wish for clothes

Not necessarily material things...

Just a couple of "life things" that will give me peace of mind and make me happy.

FauxReal said:

ZombieKitten said:

gosh, I don't know. I can't think of anything! If it could be something unrealistic I would wish for smaller boobs so clothes would fit nice, and then I would wish for clothes

Crazy talk, right? She should keep the boobs and instead wish for a seamstress that will tailor her clothes for her body shape for free.

sextonseven said:

FauxReal said:

Crazy talk, right? She should keep the boobs and instead wish for a seamstress that will tailor her clothes for her body shape for free.

The right clothes do fit any shape or form, its just that many women do NOT know how to buy clothing to fit their shape since they are slaves to trends. -Not saying this is her issue, but generally speaking about women who complain about their bodies. Its not their bodies but the clothing that's the problem.

It is especially the case when women gain weight and try to squeeze their fat asses in clothing that is built for teenagers.

Heck, I look wayyy slimmer in all my clothes, because I know what I can and can't wear.

ZombieKitten said:

gosh, I don't know. I can't think of anything! If it could be something unrealistic I would wish for smaller boobs so clothes would fit nice, and then I would wish for clothes

paintedlady said:

ZombieKitten said:

gosh, I don't know. I can't think of anything! If it could be something unrealistic I would wish for smaller boobs so clothes would fit nice, and then I would wish for clothes

I know countless women who would love to have that body you own!

If I buy something to accommodate my bosom, my shoulders and waist and hips will swim in it.

It always has to be stretchy, so linen shirts or dresses, or woven cotton will never fit, always has to be a knit.

ZombieKitten said:

paintedlady said:

I know countless women who would love to have that body you own!

If I buy something to accommodate my bosom, my shoulders and waist and hips will swim in it.

It always has to be stretchy, so linen shirts or dresses, or woven cotton will never fit, always has to be a knit.

I have the opposite issue.

I have to buy things bigger to get them over this big ole rear, then they are too big in the waist. Dresses bag on top or fall off my shoulders.

chocolate1 said:

ZombieKitten said:

If I buy something to accommodate my bosom, my shoulders and waist and hips will swim in it.

It always has to be stretchy, so linen shirts or dresses, or woven cotton will never fit, always has to be a knit.

I have the opposite issue.

I have to buy things bigger to get them over this big ole rear, then they are too big in the waist. Dresses bag on top or fall off my shoulders.

You two should get together and combine your DNA. You'd either get a woman that would fit perfectly into everything and never have a clothing complaint in the world...or you'd end up with the opposite, but a lot of menfolk would be happy. Win/win

FauxReal said:

chocolate1 said:

I have the opposite issue.

I have to buy things bigger to get them over this big ole rear, then they are too big in the waist. Dresses bag on top or fall off my shoulders.

You two should get together and combine your DNA. You'd either get a woman that would fit perfectly into everything and never have a clothing complaint in the world...or you'd end up with the opposite, but a lot of menfolk would be happy. Win/win

Brick House

chocolate1 said:

FauxReal said:

You two should get together and combine your DNA. You'd either get a woman that would fit perfectly into everything and never have a clothing complaint in the world...or you'd end up with the opposite, but a lot of menfolk would be happy. Win/win

Brick House

we'd not be able to fit into anything basically

I'd love a nice small waist, give me yours

ZombieKitten said:

chocolate1 said:

Brick House

we'd not be able to fit into anything basically

I'd love a nice small waist, give me yours

If I keep on my corn chips "thing", I won't have it much longer.

chocolate1 said:

ZombieKitten said:

we'd not be able to fit into anything basically

I'd love a nice small waist, give me yours

If I keep on my corn chips "thing", I won't have it much longer.

corn chips are probably OK, it's frikkin having 3 KIDS that do it

ZombieKitten said:

chocolate1 said:

If I keep on my corn chips "thing", I won't have it much longer.

corn chips are probably OK, it's frikkin having 3 KIDS that do it

It's still better than just eating my waist away.

I got my gift.

chocolate1 said:

ZombieKitten said:

corn chips are probably OK, it's frikkin having 3 KIDS that do it

It's still better than just eating my waist away.

you mean excuse-wise? I don't know though, with every women's mag on the shelf boasting such and such celeb's new post baby body

and what we probably fail to understand that all those public eye people are freaks of nature to begin with. They MUST be, right?