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Reply #30 posted 01/31/03 8:27pm

jthad1129

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I'd ban reality shows from the airwaves!

so what, we would be stuck with Dinotopia, Frasier, Scrubs, and Becker?

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Reply #31 posted 01/31/03 8:33pm

JediMaster

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jthad1129 said:

I'd ban reality shows from the airwaves!

so what, we would be stuck with Dinotopia, Frasier, Scrubs, and Becker?

Okay, I only know two of those shows you listed, but I'd preyy much make all TV be The Simpsons, Futurama, Buffy, Angel and 24. Oh, and I'd resurrect Twin Peaks!

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Reply #32 posted 01/31/03 8:34pm

DigitalLisa	I would continue 2 spread the word and show people that my exsistence is truly real
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Reply #33 posted 01/31/03 9:17pm

00769BAD

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the same thing i did when i found out i was a King...
learn to deal with it. nod

I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME
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Reply #34 posted 01/31/03 9:19pm

GIOVANNI	kill every person and communicate with all the other animals
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Reply #35 posted 01/31/03 9:19pm

Paisley	00769BAD said: the same thing i did when i found out i was a King... learn to deal with it. Hey, you must become a Prince before you are King.
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Reply #36 posted 01/31/03 9:22pm

theC

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Paisley said:

00769BAD said:

the same thing i did when i found out i was a King...
learn to deal with it. nod

Hey, you must become a Prince before you are King. wink

Phuck Prince, Bad was born a KING nod

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Reply #37 posted 01/31/03 9:22pm

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Paisley said:

00769BAD said:

the same thing i did when i found out i was a King...
learn to deal with it. nod

Hey, you must become a Prince before you are King. wink

don't be illiterate...
i was born a King, the only way that will ever happen again
is if i should die before the birth of my son.

I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME
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Reply #38 posted 01/31/03 9:25pm

Paisley	theC said: Paisley said: 00769BAD said: the same thing i did when i found out i was a King... learn to deal with it. Hey, you must become a Prince before you are King. Phuck Prince, Bad was born a KING I'm not talking about PRINCE himself, I'm refering to a Prince.
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Reply #39 posted 01/31/03 9:28pm

00769BAD

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theC said:

Paisley said:

00769BAD said:

the same thing i did when i found out i was a King...
learn to deal with it. nod

Hey, you must become a Prince before you are King. wink

Phuck Prince, Bad was born a KING nod

YAY AND VERILY!!! nod

I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME
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Reply #40 posted 01/31/03 9:56pm

dumbass

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smack the Rainbow Children out of Prince and talk some Dirty Mind back into him.

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Reply #41 posted 01/31/03 10:10pm

Natsume

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Kill all humans and start over.

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I mean, like, where is the sun?

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Reply #42 posted 01/31/03 10:12pm

theC

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Natsume said:

Kill all humans and start over.

mr.green

Wipe the phuckin slate completely clean.

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Reply #43 posted 01/31/03 10:13pm

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theC said:

Natsume said:

Kill all humans and start over.

mr.green

Wipe the phuckin slate completely clean.

Totally. I'm glad we see eye to eye.

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I mean, like, where is the sun?

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Reply #44 posted 01/31/03 10:15pm

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Natsume said:

theC said:

Natsume said:

Kill all humans and start over.

mr.green

Wipe the phuckin slate completely clean.

Totally. I'm glad we see eye to eye.

mr.green

And... since you are god, you can have all the cat food you can eat!

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Reply #45 posted 01/31/03 10:46pm

MrBliss	00769BAD said: Paisley said: 00769BAD said: the same thing i did when i found out i was a King... learn to deal with it. Hey, you must become a Prince before you are King. don't be illiterate... LMAO!
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Reply #46 posted 01/31/03 11:02pm

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First off, I'd send Pauly Shore to an evelasting fiery hell, then I'd send him George W. Bush to keep him company.

I'd make the world look a hell of a lot more like the Star Wars universe, with cool aliens and whatnot! Of course, I would have my own lightsaber, and Natalie Portman!

I'd create a pantheon of new saints, like David Lynch as the patron saint of film, Prince as the patron saint of meglomaniacal pop stars, and thechronic as patron saint of jackasses from the golden triangle.

Hell would run Scooby Doo (the movie), Batman and Robin, The Avengers, and Highlander II on a continuous loop for all eternity! All who flamed me on the Org would have to suffer this fate!

Limp Bizket, NSync, and all other such ilk would be completely erased from the space time continuum, as if they had never existed!

All the chicks would dig me! All the other guys would become gay, and they would all lust after my friend the organgrinder!

I'd cure Icenine's fear of spiders.

I'd give my favorite Orgers their own continents to rule! (just imagine: VinaBluvia! The Republic Of CarrieLee! The United Kingdom of KingSausage! POOKville! Wellbeyondia! The possibilities are endless!)

I'd ban reality shows from the airwaves!

I'd make everyone's outward appearance match their inner beauty.

I'd give Michael Jackson his old face back, and I'd make him black again!

5 stars and a twinkie!

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Reply #47 posted 01/31/03 11:20pm

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I'd set Canada on fire and giggle to myself at a job well done.
I'd use my omnipotence to find out where Mr. Artiga's tattoo is.
I'd burn every Christian church in the world down. No, I'd make it collapse. With people in it. I'd leave up mosques and synagogues though, because some of them are really pretty.
I'd start a new religion of Rhondaism.
I'd pee on the fire burning in Canada.
I'd make enough bread and borscht for every Russian in all of Russia to eat, and whatever else they desire.
I'd spank Jerry Falwell's ass for all those naughty things he's said.
I'd shut down Heaven to visitors, and not let anyone ever come to Heaven unless they were just fucking cool. Example: Shane Battier could partake of eternal bliss with me in Heaven, if he wanted to. Everyone else, regardless of how many good things you did in life, will go directly to Hell.
for everyone that celebrates Rhondaism.
I'd make the Memphis Grizzlies have a winning season. Though, at this point, I'm wondering if even godly powers could achieve such a feat.

That's about all I can think of at this pissy hour!

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Reply #48 posted 01/31/03 11:28pm

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I would give my family & friends eternal life.

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Reply #49 posted 02/01/03 12:53am

jnoel	1)I would give Jesus lots of brothers & sisters (but this time I'd would really make love with their mama no fuckin holy spirit) 2) make a big party you all would be invited 3) I would get drunk 4) I would start a topic to ask you what to do 5) The Download Society would be my church * * [This message was edited Sat Feb 1 0:56:27 PST 2003 by jnoel]
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Reply #50 posted 02/01/03 2:58am

teller

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IceNine said:

Act #2: I would write a new bible and I would tell everyone to wear their underwear outside of their pants and I would decree that everyone must clean their bottoms with their socks after pooping and then wear the socks again. The underwear would be worn on the outside of the pants so that we could see that they were clean... this wouldn't matter, as you could chocolate stain your trousers all you wanted, but your underwear wouldn't look like the Indy 500 anymore.

ROFL!!! :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

Fear is the mind-killer.

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Reply #51 posted 02/01/03 3:10am

teller

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I would...

- Turn my bloodstream to pure THC

- Hurl Barbara Streisand into the sun

- Finally have a flying DeLorean

- Create a new programming keyword called "GONE," which is worse than NULL, such that when newbie programmers set x = GONE, x can never be used again for all eternity, even after a reboot

- Create a special area of hell that is an ocean of feces with clones of Emperor Palpatine's green dicks floating it, send Tom Daschle there and force him to like it as he fucked in every hole simultaneously

- Lower the price of Lobster

Fear is the mind-killer.

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Reply #52 posted 02/01/03 3:30am