IceNine said:

That or he needs to increase his military spending or asume the royal family is trying to off him

Muse2noPharaoh said:

It might have been the cable bill... those guys are ruthless!

IceNine said:

FOR SALE: 1 slightly used king.

Maybe he should avoid airports at this juncture.Those damn metal detectors are ruthless! ( They made me sit down so they could recheck my feet over toe rings! )

Muse2noPharaoh said:

Either that, or they were perverts who played with your feet and later masturbated while remembering the feel and texture of your feet.

I'm just saying...

Muse2noPharaoh said:

it's rugh at the top...

Muse2noPharaoh said:

alot of in fighting among those whom wish to be of ROYAL bearing...

Muse2noPharaoh said:

as King, i have always been the first into the fray.
there by making the sale of me IMPOSIBLE...
as i King i am more than SLIGHTLY USED.
as for the airport,
i forgot to take of my STEELTOED BOOTS and got jacked
as i was going through to the gate, not to mention the fact
that i got oneway tickets to and from my destination.
i've taken to showing up with my shoes untied to afford them the opportunity to be the ones to take my shoes off
for me, kinda like a shoe sailsman.

IceNine said:

ok that was just wrong! wrong i say!

Muse2noPharaoh said:

Hey, don't blame me for the masturbatory habits of foot-fetishists at the airport.

:EVIL:

LOL- a thread dedicated to my injuries- too funny!

There are many, many more. In fact, when I was little, the doctors asked if my parents were abusing me because I was in the emergency room so often.

For the record, the swingset story isn't fully accurate. The swings were actually down. All that was left was the tower to climb up to the monkey bars. I climbed to the top, and it fell over onto me. I would be dead if my head hadn't landed in the dugout of the slide!

Here's another juicy one.

When I was 15, I had jammed my toe pretty badly jumping off of our front deck. I was fine until I went to play dodgeball at my friend Rajiv's house. You see, his yard has a few unexpected declines. I was fleeing from someone and not paying attention, my toe buckled under itself and I landed on it going downhill. It started bleeding pretty badly and turned purple. I was taken to the emergency room (yet again) and the doctors told me that I had removed a wedge of bone from my toe and that it had gotten infected. There was a 90% chance that my big toe would have to be amputated. Well, I still have it! Most memorable was having to have my toe injected with anesthesia. It was unbearably painful. A woman nurse there said that she had undergone the same thing and that it had hurt worse than the pains of childbirth. They had to "clean" my toe by taking a scalpel and carving around the nailbed.

I'll save more for later.

IceNine said:

You have warped me! I shall never be able to trust the intentions of airport personel ever again! I suppose that floatation device speech the pilot gave me was BS too!




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Other injuries with may or may not be elaborated:

• I stepped on a sprinkler at age 4, cutting open the bottom of my foot
  
• I tripped over a boat cable and smashed my nose on the concrete at age 2
  
• I received a gruesome black eye from playing basketball at age 15
  
• I seriously tore ligaments in my ankle running track
  
• I sliced my finger open throwing a brick at a bulldozer that was tearing down our factory
  
• I sliced my toe open on a zebra mussel
  
• I got a bone cyst on my knee playing dodgeball
  
• I burst the bursa sack in my elbow playing volleyball
  
• I've thrown out my back several times
  
• I had to have a very "private" operation when I was a toddler
  
• I rolled my ankle over a 10-inch curb playing basketball and then proceeded to play on it through 7 3-on-3 basketball games
  
• I had periostitis on my left shin in high school
  
• I removed one of my own tonsils with the metal part of a pencil eraser
  
• I'll let Nathan tell you about when I pet this white dog and its fur turned pink from my blood
  

Moonbeam said:

I always get that one wrong! I guess false memories die hard.

00769BAD said:

TRON said:

ewww IAN!!! That is just wrong!!!

When I was 17 I arrived home from my meaningless teenager job on a beautiful sunny afternoon. I had to mow the lawn, then planned to spend the afternoon with my boyfriend. The rest of my family was off at my dad's company picnic. I was inside the garage and was lifting the garage door when the wheels from the top section of the door came off the track. It swung down and hit me on the head. I immediately sat down on the ground and sat there for what seemed like forever with my eyes closed and my hands on top of my head. I finally heard a drip, drip, drip... I opened my eyes and sure enough, blood was dripping off of my elbow. I walked in the house into the bathroom. I peeled my hand off my head and placed a towel there, then went to the phone. No neighbors were home, so I finally called my boyfriend and he came over with his step-mom and they brought me to the hospital. I waited forever as they couldn't get a hold of my parents and I was a minoe. They finally let my boyfriend's step-mom give consent for them to stitch me up.
Meanwhile, my parents got home, saw their other car in the driveway, I was gone, no note, and there was blood on the phone and a pool of blood in the garage. My poor mother! She thought for sure I was bashed in the head and kidnapped or something, till my brother pointed out the precarious position of the top section of the garage door.
I was thereafter known as massive head wound Carrie.

CarrieMpls said:

awww

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got a door kicked into my face 6 stitches ..

got hit in the head real hard with a bar

blood came out of my mouth ..

never understood why...

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ahhh forgot my favourite

got punched in the mouth which knocked

my filling into my gum

which led to an abscess

the dentist had to cut the filling out of my gum

and that mf was embedded deep ..

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stepinrazor said:

ok that is sick and you are F I R E D !

Muse2noPharaoh said:

wondering why he would get fired for describing an injury he has suffered

surely some sort of sympathy would be in order

i was only 8 yrs old..

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stepinrazor said:

oh boo hoo already u were re employed on the other thread.. gees!

Muse2noPharaoh said:

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This thread is making me weak-kneed.

Moonbeam said:

...faints and falls to the floor!..

i think you were hexed or something when you were a kid...what happends when they feed you after midnight?



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Moonbeam said:

Well atleast you are not the one tripping up stairs...

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

I did this several times myself in high school. So embarrassing. Especially when you throw all your books and papers on whoever's in front of you.

Well atleast you are not the one tripping up stairs... [/quote]
I did this several times myself in high school. So embarrassing. Especially when you throw all your books and papers on whoever's in front of you. [/quote]

Ok here is the story...

Me and your bro were still at shcol and we were in the building that his dorm room was in and we were going up the back stairway. I was so absorbed in the conversation that my retarded ass was not watching where I was walking and I tripped up the stairs. Ian started busting out laughing as well as I as I sat on the stairs not able to move cause I was laughing uncontrollably at myself. So I get up and I try walking...well we both are still laughing and what happens I trip up the stairs again. This time cause your brother is making me laugh...I repeated this whole process about 4 times. I was starting to think that maybe he kept me laughing just so I would keep tripping up the stairs. However I still do it now so I realized my retarded ass is just a clutz.