I know I should be on my way to church right now, but I just don't feel like it.

Long story...

I'll go next Sunday, I swear.

chocolate1 said:

FauxReal said:

So I think I now get why I've been a hermit so long.

Tonight I ended up exchanging numbers with some chick I really didn't want to exchange numbers with, but she went all low self esteem on me and I felt bad. She asked for my number, then asked if I wanted hers and then took it back and said some shit like no I don't have to take it...she doesn't want to give it just for me to not call...

I'm too fucking nice, because in reality, I don't want anything with her. Maybe that makes me not very nice in the end. Chick called my daughter extra baggage. That's okay to think that, I guess. You don't say that to someone though. So I know nothing can happen on any long term basis. She called me broke, then bet me a shot and a beer on a football game, at which point I laughed at her, said "that's it?" and told her I know what she gets paid...I used to be the same rank, even the one above it, and I get well over that now. Every now and then I have to be an asshole like that.

This other dude was ignoring his girl for a more attractive casual friend of his. I think in the process his girl took a liking to me.

I kinda like his casual friend though, who I've met several times. I like her more than I should. She has a fiancee overseas. That's against my morals, to act on that. Damn, she is cute as hell, has the same sense of humor, and shit like that. Plus her fiancee is corny as shit. But again. Morals. And being so corny, he's likely a nice guy. If he were an asshole, I might be willing to sacrifice my morals for a day...

Found out rumors have been spread about me supposedly fucking someone I did not fuck. This is the second such rumor I have heard. For someone who has only fucked two women, I apparently am quite the manwhore, as these two are acquaintences of acquaintences at best. Next time I see these people I might just say "Hey thanks for that night, but I have chlamydia. Get yourself checked. My bad." That should get them to they haven't fucked with me.

This is why FauxReal should stay in the house. Otherwise he ends up wanting to mess with someone who's not available, not wanting to mess with the willing and available, dealing with ugly chicks and their cliques talking about having fucked me, and possibly inadvertently catching the eye of friends' girls.

Now I owe tihs chick a phone call...and she works where I work. Fuck.

You don't owe her a call... she came onto you. I hate when guys ASK for your number and don't call. Why ask? That's different than giving you a number and expecting a call...

But if she asks why you haven't called, be honest. Tell her you were put off by the comment she made about your daughter and decided you didn't think it was worth talking, and leave it at that.

I think you should ignore the rumors. If they aren't messing up another situation, then let those girls fantasize. You're a good-looking, nice guy and they are probably wishing they could be with you...

My

Being completely sober now:

I agree with you. I wish she and I hadn't made a $50 bet on some football game. That's sort of an "in" for her to try resming conversation. If my team wins, maybe I just won't collect on it. I don't need it. I'm proud of myself for having an asshole moment though. They don't happen often enough and some people deserve them.

And yeah I never see those people that likely started those rumors. Haven't seen the chick I supposedly slept with in years. Shit annoys me though. I reminds me why half the time I don't care to try messing with anyone. Don't like my business out there, and if bullshit like this spreads the way it did, my actual personal business would likely spread faster. True or false, I don't like being gossiped about.

Overseas dude with the fiancee...he's still annoyingly corny, but I wouldn't do anything as far as that goes, as cool as his girl may be.

I am the 2nd house in on a dead end street.

I can't stand the fact that people constantly use MY driveway to turn around in.

chocolate1 said:

I am the 2nd house in on a dead end street.

I can't stand the fact that people constantly use MY driveway to turn around in.

get these, so when they reverse out, SPIKED!

ZombieKitten said:

chocolate1 said:

I am the 2nd house in on a dead end street.

I can't stand the fact that people constantly use MY driveway to turn around in.

get these, so when they reverse out, SPIKED!

Dear lord, yesterday was hell. Daughter's bday and she had been in the house over 48 hours before having the day off. I had hoped to get the cake yesterday, by bus, while she was in school. By 5pm with no friends and no cake just presents she was batshit crazy and i was right behind her Oh yeah, we braved the sleet to get on a city bus to get a damn cake. Bus driver said "you could get hurt" I said if we had stayed cooped up in that house a minute longer somebody was DEFFINATELY GOING TO GET HURT!!!

All ended well. We had the store to ourselves. She ended up happy. I took a phone pic of her holding the cake and sent it to friends and family while she was still in the store. As we were leaving my landlady was coming into the store from out of town for salt/sand to bring to my house. She gave us a ride home at nearly 8pm.

Happy at last. Princess is now 9 years old. 9 years from now she will be 18, halfway there. Hurray!!!

Deadflow3r said:

Dear lord, yesterday was hell. Daughter's bday and she had been in the house over 48 hours before having the day off. I had hoped to get the cake yesterday, by bus, while she was in school. By 5pm with no friends and no cake just presents she was batshit crazy and i was right behind her Oh yeah, we braved the sleet to get on a city bus to get a damn cake. Bus driver said "you could get hurt" I said if we had stayed cooped up in that house a minute longer somebody was DEFFINATELY GOING TO GET HURT!!!

All ended well. We had the store to ourselves. She ended up happy. I took a phone pic of her holding the cake and sent it to friends and family while she was still in the store. As we were leaving my landlady was coming into the store from out of town for salt/sand to bring to my house. She gave us a ride home at nearly 8pm.

Happy at last. Princess is now 9 years old. 9 years from now she will be 18, halfway there. Hurray!!!

You're a good Mum

your family is crazy. RHOA crazy. Over the top and controlling crazy.

that's just wrong.

Your ma went and tripped because you were at my crib for 48 hours? She called everyone on your dead phone, went thru your shit...etc...just to get mad at you later and blame you for everything....

just....wow.

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I don't think I'm ready for you. I'm not good enough for you yet. But I can't resist the opportunity. My gut is telling me to run before I get hurt if it fails too quickly. All this and it may not even go past the next date. Then I'll be alone and lonely again. I think that's what I'm afraid of

Listening to Prince's letitgo song...obsessed!

Good God I would kill for more McDonald's right now.

I better get my butt up and go to church this week.... Haven't been since Christmas morning.

I can't remember how to do animations with photos in CS3. And since everyone else uses cs4 and cs5, I'm on my own with google and youtube and I just feel so dumb....

I can't even find the video that taught me how the first time. I'm about to give up and just do it the lazy way....and I hate that.

chocolate1 said:

I better get my butt up and go to church this week.... Haven't been since Christmas morning.

Going to make blueberry muffins first!

My "children" (two parakeets) are a flat out trip. I bought them a bird bed, toys, and a watter bottle. The toys have been there the longest. They just look at them and barely touch them. Same with the bed. They'll eat out of the bed if I put millet in it. Nevermind the fact that it's soft and warm on the inside. They could care less. I put a bit of food in there to trick them into resting in there from time to time. With the water bottle, it took them about two days to realize that's where the new water supply was coming from.

I feel so silly here. The last cheap thing I put in their cage was an old mirror I used in my locker in high school. They love that thing. they chew on it, preen in it and talk to it. So it's like uh...am I better off with cheap toys, or do they appreciate when momma drops 8 bucks for the latest in hypo-allergenic, bird friendly, sans-chemical toys?

And they just stare at me with those big eyes like Im the fool of the year. Even their "grandfather" is laughing at me for buying them stuff every month.

I'm beginning to wonder if the research study is on how many times the subject calls back when no one answers...

They finally called back.

wildgoldenhoney said:

LadyLuvSexxy said:

My "children" (two parakeets) are a flat out trip. I bought them a bird bed, toys, and a watter bottle. The toys have been there the longest. They just look at them and barely touch them. Same with the bed. They'll eat out of the bed if I put millet in it. Nevermind the fact that it's soft and warm on the inside. They could care less. I put a bit of food in there to trick them into resting in there from time to time. With the water bottle, it took them about two days to realize that's where the new water supply was coming from.

I feel so silly here. The last cheap thing I put in their cage was an old mirror I used in my locker in high school. They love that thing. they chew on it, preen in it and talk to it. So it's like uh...am I better off with cheap toys, or do they appreciate when momma drops 8 bucks for the latest in hypo-allergenic, bird friendly, sans-chemical toys?

And they just stare at me with those big eyes like Im the fool of the year. Even their "grandfather" is laughing at me for buying them stuff every month.

hello fellow bird lover! love your story^

ladymelrose said:

wildgoldenhoney said:

They finally called back.

What kind of research are you conducting?

No, I want to be a subject. I want a free brain scan done on my brain. I wanna see.