For me, seedy motel room. (No judging muhhfuckas!)

I just love checking into some cheap roadside motel cuz it ain't no pretense, no ambiance and decor, or flowers an' shit, you know what you are there to do: FUCK!

So, you better bring it or I'ma talk about your ass!

How about you?

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SCNDLS said:

Where's your favorite place to do IT outside of your bedroom???'

Similar for me. I love cheap-ass hotel rooms around the infamous Soi. Nana that have hilarious Thai porn on TV in the room. Also rickety old huts by the beach. Nice beach huts are a good place too though.

Mercedes convertibles... front seat, back seat... the trunk!!

All day, e'eryday!!!

RenHoek said:

Mercedes convertibles... front seat, back seat... the trunk!!

All day, e'eryday!!!

Well, I guess I'll have to drop the top and work that out.

Can't really say I have a favorite place, but anywhere in the house outside the bedroom is preferable all the time. The bedroom is boring.

SCNDLS said:

RenHoek said:

Mercedes convertibles... front seat, back seat... the trunk!!

All day, e'eryday!!!

Well, I guess I'll have to drop the top and work that out.

those power seats go back... waaaaaaaaayyyyy back!

At home, other than in bed, in front of the mirror in the bathroom and in the shower. Also, in the car and in the woods

my bedroom has a lock on the door.

Garage is good, as is kitchen bench when kids are outside jumping on the trampoline, we can see them but they can't see what we are doing, thanks to nifty counter top.

RenHoek said:

SCNDLS said:

Well, I guess I'll have to drop the top and work that out.

those power seats go back... waaaaaaaaayyyyy back!

I was in a Durango in the parking lot of Cheddar's last night with the seats waaaaaaaaay back.

Someone else's house.

SCNDLS is apparently being turned out lately.

And it's OK, sister. I'm glad your autumn is going so well.

ZombieKitten said:

my bedroom has a lock on the door.

Garage is good, as is kitchen bench when kids are outside jumping on the trampoline, we can see them but they can't see what we are doing, thanks to nifty counter top.

The thought of that really made me laugh. One or both of you making sure you're looking out the window, quickly stopping and trying to look normal if they head back inside.

FauxReal said:

Someone else's house.

I had a girlfriend who LOVED that. We always had to go to the bathroom together.

Cerebus said:

ZombieKitten said:

my bedroom has a lock on the door.

Garage is good, as is kitchen bench when kids are outside jumping on the trampoline, we can see them but they can't see what we are doing, thanks to nifty counter top.

The thought of that really made me laugh. One or both of you making sure you're looking out the window, quickly stopping and trying to look normal if they head back inside.

we have a fair bit of time to look normal

it's a long way from outside, all in plain view, no surprising us

this pic is way too much info now, isn't.

Doesn't matter to me as long as I'm getting it hard.

The last time I met at a seedy hotel, dude put us in the tiniest room right behind the office. I'm sure it was the hooker room, it was really gross and he was probably watching from a peep hole in his office. And when my guy forgot his wallet there and had to go back for it....ugh, I was definitely a prostitute to the guy at the desk.

The hottest place I ever did it was in a nice suburban park late at night. Some teenagers showed up to hang out on the swings...and boy refused to stop brutalizing me....even with them nearby. Very hot.

Lammastide said:

SCNDLS is apparently being turned out lately.

And it's OK, sister. I'm glad your autumn is going so well.

Lately?! Pishaw!

You know how it is when you add a new player to the roster. You gotta put em through a workout to see what position they're best suited for.

* A steamy shower

* A nice hotel room -- wine and dessert delivered to the room; a plush bed with fresh linens; daughter safely somewhere... else; neighbors around whom you won't be embarrassed if they hear you.

Lammastide said:

* A steamy shower

* A nice hotel room -- wine and dessert delivered to the room; a plush bed with fresh linens; daughter safely somewhere... else; neighbors around whom you won't be embarrassed if they hear you.

Actually it was kind of exciting to realize, after one particularly loud night, we had left the bedroom window open.

ZombieKitten said:

Cerebus said:

The thought of that really made me laugh. One or both of you making sure you're looking out the window, quickly stopping and trying to look normal if they head back inside.

we have a fair bit of time to look normal

it's a long way from outside, all in plain view, no surprising us

this pic is way too much info now, isn't.

Well I can't lie, I did always wonder what the inside of your dishwasher looked like. You have a lovely home.

Lammastide said:

* A steamy shower

* A nice hotel room -- wine and dessert delivered to the room; a plush bed with fresh linens; daughter safely somewhere... else; neighbors around whom you won't be embarrassed if they hear you.

See, I be trynna get it in in the shower but I'm scared of a slip and fall incident. Could you imagine fucking around and breaking your hip in that scenario??? Then there's the fact that someone invariably ends up standing outside of the stream of water so they get wet AND cold. And by someone I mean him, cuz I'ma be under the shower head, partna.

As for the nice hotel room, I try not to be loud cuz we're prolly there for a few days and I don't want other guests giving me the side eye. But in a MOtel I get exKRA loud, for no reason, just because.

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FauxReal said:

Lammastide said:

* A steamy shower

* A nice hotel room -- wine and dessert delivered to the room; a plush bed with fresh linens; daughter safely somewhere... else; neighbors around whom you won't be embarrassed if they hear you.

Actually it was kind of exciting to realize, after one particularly loud night, we had left the bedroom window open.

That's hot. I'd be lost in the moment, but I think I'd die at the funny stares the next day.

I know I shouldn't be concerned, though: The husband/wife currently living below us are probably the horniest people we've ever met. We've never heard anything, but based on information they've shared with us, we are certain they have throwdown sessions worthy of police and fire department presence. We'd probably just inspire them.

[Edited 11/30/10 20:32pm]

FauxReal said:

Lammastide said:

* A steamy shower

* A nice hotel room -- wine and dessert delivered to the room; a plush bed with fresh linens; daughter safely somewhere... else; neighbors around whom you won't be embarrassed if they hear you.

Actually it was kind of exciting to realize, after one particularly loud night, we had left the bedroom window open.

that happened to us once when we heard applause...

RenHoek said:

FauxReal said:

Actually it was kind of exciting to realize, after one particularly loud night, we had left the bedroom window open.

that happened to us once when we heard applause...

RenHoek said:

FauxReal said:

Actually it was kind of exciting to realize, after one particularly loud night, we had left the bedroom window open.

that happened to us once when we heard applause...

Rennie be puttin' it DOWN!

SCNDLS said:

in a MOtel I get exKRA loud, for no reason, just because.

Lammastide said:

SCNDLS said:

in a MOtel I get exKRA loud, for no reason, just because.

On GP . . . guess it's my inner hooker coming out

SCNDLS said:

Lammastide said:

On GP . . . guess it's my inner hooker coming out

Do all women have something along those lines? Because my ex had this thing that if we stayed in a motel/hotel, regardless what we were there for, what time of month it was, etc....we HAD to fuck in the motel. There was no questioning it.

FauxReal said:

SCNDLS said:

On GP . . . guess it's my inner hooker coming out

Do all women have something along those lines? Because my ex had this thing that if we stayed in a motel/hotel, regardless what we were there for, what time of month it was, etc....we HAD to fuck in the motel. There was no questioning it.

I dunno about others, but I'm definitely less inhibited in a hotel that I am at home. Don't know why as I'm home alone when I "entertain." But I think having a potential (anonymous) audience as in other guests takes it to the next level for me. It's a way to be mildly exhibitionist.

But there is something about a hotel tho. I went to brunch recently at this swanky hotel downtown. When I went to the bathroom to wash my hands, my friend casually followed me in there and we did it in a stall. No one came in but that's one I'm adding to my repertoire cuz his reaction was ridiculous. I'ma start taking my man into crowded restaurant/club bathrooms and be like, "What?!"

[Edited 11/30/10 20:48pm]