bboy87 said:

Acrylic said:

I've taken some HUGE dick in my day; I've yet to encounter someone with a "limp erection" based on their size. I pray I never do.

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RenHoek said:

SCNDLS said:

Somebody please drown Andy in the communion font.

pfft...

the holy water would evaporate before he even got over the rim...

Hell, the holy water would MOVE TO THE OTHER SIDE

this thread is just priceless! i love it!

OnlyNDaUsa said:

FauxReal said:

"If the dick don't fit, you musta quit..."

They do not call him 'johnnie cockhran' for nothing!

bboy87 said:

RenHoek said:

pfft...

the holy water would evaporate before he even got over the rim...

Hell, the holy water would MOVE TO THE OTHER SIDE

Parting like the Red Sea

This thread is hilarious. Everyone is fucking huge dicks or has a huge dick in here.

You'd think the average size was 8"+, eh guys?

JustErin said:

This thread is hilarious. Everyone is fucking huge dicks or has a huge dick in here.

You'd think the average size was 8"+, eh guys?

Don't hate cuz this is Donkey Dick Central!

SCNDLS said:

JustErin said:

This thread is hilarious. Everyone is fucking huge dicks or has a huge dick in here.

You'd think the average size was 8"+, eh guys?

Don't hate cuz this is Donkey Dick Central!

Why, of course it is!

Wheelman said:

Yep it's really heavy but I'm not complaining

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i can only dream of huge peen......

SCNDLS said:

JustErin said:

This thread is hilarious. Everyone is fucking huge dicks or has a huge dick in here.

You'd think the average size was 8"+, eh guys?

Don't hate cuz this is Donkey Dick Central!

Yes, and also we all have tons of money, a mansion and a private jet. And supermodels, lots and lots of supermodels.

RodeoSchro said:

SCNDLS said:

Don't hate cuz this is Donkey Dick Central!

Yes, and also we all have tons of money, a mansion and a private jet. And supermodels, lots and lots of supermodels.

I don't know 'bout you but I'm fly like a G6, baby!

SCNDLS said:

. . . I mean, REALLY big, is it unable to stay stiff and erect and support it's own weight or is it kinda floppy?

I'm asking for scientific reasons only, of course.

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lemme crack my knuckles and stretch out mah neck....

If it is humongous, like all monster cock and shit, then it is kinda floppy. It's partly about gravity ya understand. I mean an elephant can't stand on one leg ya dig?

Them big ole gargantuan penises are about to get half way up and then they're gonna need some support. This is why big dick dudes like their women on top or in doggy style position whilst dude is standing or kneeling. Missionary or cow girl or holding a chick up is about to be too much work.

That's one theory.

The other theory....aint no sucha thang as a too big dick.

Now um...what kind of science project you got going on and do you need a lab partner? I'm a mighty good observer and director.

Tha's all now. I aint tryna ride no big ass T-Rex dick eva again. I like my bladder and my uterus. I aint a fan of cramps neitha!

DesireeNevermind said:

SCNDLS said:

. . . I mean, REALLY big, is it unable to stay stiff and erect and support it's own weight or is it kinda floppy?

I'm asking for scientific reasons only, of course.

[Edited 11/28/10 9:29am]

lemme crack my knuckles and stretch out mah neck....

If it is humongous, like all monster cock and shit, then it is kinda floppy. It's partly about gravity ya understand. I mean an elephant can't stand on one leg ya dig?

Them big ole gargantuan penises are about to get half way up and then they're gonna need some support. This is why big dick dudes like their women on top or in doggy style position whilst dude is standing or kneeling. Missionary or cow girl or holding a chick up is about to be too much work.

That's one theory.

The other theory....aint no sucha thang as a too big dick.

Now um...what kind of science project you got going on and do you need a lab partner? I'm a mighty good observer and director.

Tha's all now. I aint tryna ride no big ass T-Rex dick eva again. I like my bladder and my uterus. I aint a fan of cramps neitha!

Oh my goooodnessss

JustErin said:

This thread is hilarious. Everyone is fucking huge dicks or has a huge dick in here.

You'd think the average size was 8"+, eh guys?

It's sorta like when that thread about head came about and everyone and their mom was the best ever at giving head.

FauxReal said:

JustErin said:

This thread is hilarious. Everyone is fucking huge dicks or has a huge dick in here.

You'd think the average size was 8"+, eh guys?

It's sorta like when that thread about head came about and everyone and their mom was the best ever at giving head.

To be fair tho, "everyone" in here didn't say they have a huge dick or that they're fucking a huge dick. Matter of fact, MOST of the guys have said they don't and wouldn't want one and only a few women said they have. I mean, big dicks do exist they're not some mythical creature or some shit.

SCNDLS said:

FauxReal said:

It's sorta like when that thread about head came about and everyone and their mom was the best ever at giving head.

To be fair tho, "everyone" in here didn't say they have a huge dick or that they're fucking a huge dick. Matter of fact, MOST of the guys have said they don't and wouldn't want one and only a few women said they have. I mean, big dicks do exist they're not some mythical creature or some shit.

Oh, I wasn't cosigning to her statement by any means. I was being a smartass more than anything.

FauxReal said:

SCNDLS said:

To be fair tho, "everyone" in here didn't say they have a huge dick or that they're fucking a huge dick. Matter of fact, MOST of the guys have said they don't and wouldn't want one and only a few women said they have. I mean, big dicks do exist they're not some mythical creature or some shit.

Oh, I wasn't cosigning to her statement by any means. I was being a smartass more than anything.

about 2 minutes in....fooking hilarious...

FauxReal said:

JustErin said:

This thread is hilarious. Everyone is fucking huge dicks or has a huge dick in here.

You'd think the average size was 8"+, eh guys?

It's sorta like when that thread about head came about and everyone and their mom was the best ever at giving head.

Haha. Yeah, exactly like that.

FauxReal said:

JustErin said:

This thread is hilarious. Everyone is fucking huge dicks or has a huge dick in here.

You'd think the average size was 8"+, eh guys?

It's sorta like when that thread about head came about and everyone and their mom was the best ever at giving head.

I remember my reply on that thread was about me not being able to open my mouth very wide, and something about my dentist thinking "her poor husband"

ZombieKitten said:

FauxReal said:

It's sorta like when that thread about head came about and everyone and their mom was the best ever at giving head.

I remember my reply on that thread was about me not being able to open my mouth very wide, and something about my dentist thinking "her poor husband"

Sorry it's not funny I suppose.

FauxReal said:

ZombieKitten said:

I remember my reply on that thread was about me not being able to open my mouth very wide, and something about my dentist thinking "her poor husband"

Sorry it's not funny I suppose.

No, it's funny.

FauxReal said:

ZombieKitten said:

I remember my reply on that thread was about me not being able to open my mouth very wide, and something about my dentist thinking "her poor husband"

Sorry it's not funny I suppose.

it's OK, as long as you don't mind a bit of teeth

KidaDynamite said:

Wheelman said:

Yep it's really heavy but I'm not complaining

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Sidenote: For a long time I thought this person was actually Urkel (Jaliel White) .. that actor from Family Matters, but I came to find out that it is the face of a very unfortunate woman.

Say whaaa?

That's NOT Urkel ?

PANDURITO said:

Say whaaa?

That's NOT Urkel ?

echo that!

DesireeNevermind said:

PANDURITO said:

Say whaaa?

That's NOT Urkel ?

echo that!

That pic is from a Post cereal commercial, Honey Bunches of Oats cereals and the like....

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paintedlady said:

DesireeNevermind said:

echo that!

That pic is from a Post cereal commercial, Banana nut crunch cereals and the like....

that person needs a trip to the cosmetic surgeon. Lord what woman, save for his momma, would want to go through life looking like Urkel?

SCNDLS said:

RodeoSchro said:

Yes, and also we all have tons of money, a mansion and a private jet. And supermodels, lots and lots of supermodels.

I don't know 'bout you but I'm fly like a G6, baby!

When I saw the thread headed this way, I knew you were gonna come with that!

That song/phrase is banned in my office.