SCNDLS said:

Ottensen said:

mean to tell me you been sittin' on an 11 inch pay-nus??? Law-red, this is too much for me to be reading at 10 in the mornin'. Can a woman even enjoy that much appendage...by that point it's ramming past her G-spot trying to rupture her damn cervix

Can you keep me prayed up, cuz I might Jesus or a good gyno by the time this experiment is over.

"Lord, keep our girl in one piece, while she fornicates, so she can seek salvation and stop behaving like such a heathen (like me) dear Lord... thank You for hearing me, Amen"

paintedlady said:

SCNDLS said:

Can you keep me prayed up, cuz I might Jesus or a good gyno by the time this experiment is over.

"Lord, keep our girl in one piece, while she fornicates, so she can seek salvation and stop behaving like such a heathen (like me) dear Lord... thank You for hearing me, Amen"

Let the chuch say, A-mens!

FauxReal said:

"If the dick don't fit, you musta quit..."

My mama always told me: "Anything worth doing is worth doing well." oh and "Spitters are quitters!"

Timmy84 said:

SCNDLS said:

That shit was THICK like blackberry molasses. I didn't go down on him (I mean, I AM a lady and I don't show all my ho-ishness the first time at the rodeo) but my mouth couldn't open that wide.

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I heard thick dicks can break jaws.

You know what . . . you, I cain't . . . I just cain't!

FauxReal said:

"If the dick don't fit, you musta quit..."

They do not call him 'johnnie cockhran' for nothing!

Timmy84 said:

SCNDLS said:

That shit was THICK like blackberry molasses. I didn't go down on him (I mean, I AM a lady and I don't show all my ho-ishness the first time at the rodeo) but my mouth couldn't open that wide.

[Edited 11/28/10 16:38pm]

I heard thick dicks can break jaws.

I'd volunteer to research that . . . ..

SUPRMAN said:

Timmy84 said:

I heard thick dicks can break jaws.

I'd volunteer to research that . . . ..

Stop the rain, Jessusss!!!

"Sperm is the Word!" ~ Eddie Long.

paintedlady said:

"Sperm is the Word!" ~ Eddie Long.

SCNDLS said:

paintedlady said:

"Lord, keep our girl in one piece, while she fornicates, so she can seek salvation and stop behaving like such a heathen (like me) dear Lord... thank You for hearing me, Amen"

Let the chuch say, A-mens!

praise Jesus, hallelujah!

chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch!!

BklynBabe said:

SCNDLS said:

Let the chuch say, A-mens!

praise Jesus, hallelujah!

chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch!!

You know we ALL goin' skrait ta hell!

SCNDLS said:

. . . I mean, REALLY big, is it unable to stay stiff and erect and support it's own weight or is it kinda floppy?

I'm asking for scientific reasons only, of course.

[Edited 11/28/10 9:29am]

R U N

Well, just by looking down I would say it can stay stiff but doesn't stay as high as some..

Graycap23 said:

SCNDLS said:

. . . I mean, REALLY big, is it unable to stay stiff and erect and support it's own weight or is it kinda floppy?

I'm asking for scientific reasons only, of course.

[Edited 11/28/10 9:29am]

R U N

Too late, and it'll be a while before I can do that again.

SCNDLS said:

SUPRMAN said:

I'd volunteer to research that . . . ..

Stop the rain, Jessusss!!!

It's doing my part to advance human knowledge and understanding, but yeah pray for me.

(That I don't marry one of the test subjects based on meritless lust.)

SUPRMAN said:

SCNDLS said:

Stop the rain, Jessusss!!!

It's doing my part to advance human knowledge and understanding, but yeah pray for me.

(That I don't marry one of the test subjects based on meritless lust.)

It's all for the research!

Timmy84 said:

SUPRMAN said:

Who says it supposed to be parallel to the floor?

If it was parallel to the floor, there would be no way his pants would be able to stuff the dick in. Do folks want a wrap-around dick in this motherfucker?!

I gotta admit my words were.. weird...

purplemookiebut said:

ouch now i remember that porno with the big black guy's cock nearly folding when banging a asian chick...freaked me out. he was like a arm or 3rd leg

yeah, that's what I'm talking about... It like i feel my own dick folding and breaking, I feel sorry for the guy!!

Anyway, fuck the size. If you got an average (or small) one, men work those hips (tworking), put the right amount of energy AND sensuality (Guyz seem to think to rught way to "bang" a chick is digging her pussy like a pneumatic drill... 'the fuck is that??? If she's screaming it may not be out of pleasure, but out of pain, muthafucka!!

FrenchGuy said:

Timmy84 said:

If it was parallel to the floor, there would be no way his pants would be able to stuff the dick in. Do folks want a wrap-around dick in this motherfucker?!

I gotta admit my words were.. weird...

I knew what you meant tho

I wish i could send you one of those gifs they send over the phone..... ..

FrenchGuy said:

Timmy84 said:

If it was parallel to the floor, there would be no way his pants would be able to stuff the dick in. Do folks want a wrap-around dick in this motherfucker?!

I gotta admit my words were.. weird...

Yeah I kept reading that like "what???"

I've gotten the most wonderful advice and guidance from big dick aficionados via orgnotes. Thanks, ya'll.

I've taken some HUGE dick in my day; I've yet to encounter someone with a "limp erection" based on their size. I pray I never do.

Wheelman said:

Well, just by looking down I would say it can stay stiff but doesn't stay as high as some..

I'm assuming that's why your handle is wheelman?...do you have to get around on wheels because your dick is to heavy to walk around with?

Yep it's really heavy but I'm not complaining

FrenchGuy said:

Well from what I've seen in porn movies, a lot of actors with those huge dicks have "limp erections", and it's just weird... Watching a dick twisted like an accordion entering a pussy... Just weird yet funny...

I had a conversation with a friend of mine... He told me his dick was so big (what a poseur! ) that it always looked limp, no matter how horny he was, which was kind of frustrationg for his partners, cause they felt they "didnt turn him on enough"... And on top of that he couldn't really enjoy sex since he couldn't go real deep because it hurt (him and the women), so it took loooong time before he could cum... If he cummed at all..

Well, you know what? he told me "Damn, sometimes I wish I had a small dick so that I could enjoy fucking like anybody else"...

What a poseur! (bis)

I had a motherfucker that looked the same way and I was thinking that same exact thing and then all of a sudden, I tasted something salty. The motherfucker had done come in my mouth.

Acrylic said:

I've taken some HUGE dick in my day; I've yet to encounter someone with a "limp erection" based on their size. I pray I never do.

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vainandy said:

FrenchGuy said:

Well from what I've seen in porn movies, a lot of actors with those huge dicks have "limp erections", and it's just weird... Watching a dick twisted like an accordion entering a pussy... Just weird yet funny...

I had a conversation with a friend of mine... He told me his dick was so big (what a poseur! ) that it always looked limp, no matter how horny he was, which was kind of frustrationg for his partners, cause they felt they "didnt turn him on enough"... And on top of that he couldn't really enjoy sex since he couldn't go real deep because it hurt (him and the women), so it took loooong time before he could cum... If he cummed at all..

Well, you know what? he told me "Damn, sometimes I wish I had a small dick so that I could enjoy fucking like anybody else"...

What a poseur! (bis)

I had a motherfucker that looked the same way and I was thinking that same exact thing and then all of a sudden, I tasted something salty. The motherfucker had done come in my mouth.

Somebody please drown Andy in the communion font.

SCNDLS said:

vainandy said:

I had a motherfucker that looked the same way and I was thinking that same exact thing and then all of a sudden, I tasted something salty. The motherfucker had done come in my mouth.

Somebody please drown Andy in the communion font.

pfft...

the holy water would evaporate before he even got over the rim...