This is the weirdest thread ever.

No, it's never happened at any placed I have ever worked. It's shocking to me that this is somewhat common...it's theft!

JustErin said:

This is the weirdest thread ever.

No, it's never happened at any placed I have ever worked. It's shocking to me that this is somewhat common...it's theft!

Happens in my office, especially with milk. If you don't label it, mfers will use it for their coffee. Won't even ask if it belongs to anybody.

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uPtoWnNY said:

JustErin said:

This is the weirdest thread ever.

No, it's never happened at any placed I have ever worked. It's shocking to me that this is somewhat common...it's theft!

Happens in my office, especially with milk. If you don't label it, mfers will use it for their coffee.

Ok, this I've seen. But stealing someone's lunch???

Fucked up.

JustErin said:

uPtoWnNY said:

Happens in my office, especially with milk. If you don't label it, mfers will use it for their coffee.

Ok, this I've seen. But stealing someone's lunch???

Fucked up.

Oh yeah, that too. Happened to one of my co-workers. Of course the culprit didn't fess up. But the company treated her to lunch.

We have our own fridge in the art department. I'm like the unofficial 'enforcer', so no one fucks with our shit.

uPtoWnNY said:

JustErin said:

Ok, this I've seen. But stealing someone's lunch???

Fucked up.

Oh yeah, that too. Happened to one of my co-workers. Of course the culprit didn't fess up. But the company treated her to lunch.

We have our own fridge in the art department. I'm like the unofficial 'enforcer', so no one fucks with our shit.

At my last job our boss would buy "office food" for everyone to nibble on during the day and milk and coffee what part of that, so it was easy for people to accidentally take someone's personal milk by accident. As the big boss's assistant, I started to label the company stuff so that wouldn't happen again.

A lot of us shared our food...but if someone were someone else's lunch....my boss would flip out. As generous as he was, he would not tolerate that kind of shit.

NDRU said:

eleven said:

When i was a little girl my dad used to grow very hot chili

one day my brother and i decided to take out the inside of a cheese ball and stick one of the chili's in it

we put it back in the packet and my sister ate it

we go into so much trouble.... she cried for 2 hours

Maybe i should do that to him....otherwise what would u recommend???

I think that is a great idea, or some Ex-Lax chocolate cake, Something that tastes great until POW right in the kisser!

Oh, boy, I used to work on the job in NY around a person like that. People would go in the refridgerator for their food, and it would be gone. After a lot of complaints, someone got fed up, and put a laxative in the food. I wasn't there at the time, but someone told me he kept having the runs, and that's how they found the culprit. He never pulled that mess, again , but the person who put the laxative in the food, and others was informed by the bosses not to do it again because if something serious happens, they could get sued, something like that.

angel345 said:

NDRU said:

I think that is a great idea, or some Ex-Lax chocolate cake, Something that tastes great until POW right in the kisser!

Oh, boy, I used to work on the job in NY around a person like that. People would go in the refridgerator for their food, and it would be gone. After a lot of complaints, someone got fed up, and put a laxative in the food. I wasn't there at the time, but someone told me he kept having the runs, and that's how they found the culprit. He never pulled that mess, again , but the person who put the laxative in the food, and others was informed by the bosses not to do it again because if something serious happens, they could get sued, something like that.

I believe you could be arrested for that shit too.

uPtoWnNY said:

angel345 said:

Oh, boy, I used to work on the job in NY around a person like that. People would go in the refridgerator for their food, and it would be gone. After a lot of complaints, someone got fed up, and put a laxative in the food. I wasn't there at the time, but someone told me he kept having the runs, and that's how they found the culprit. He never pulled that mess, again , but the person who put the laxative in the food, and others was informed by the bosses not to do it again because if something serious happens, they could get sued, something like that.

I believe you could be arrested for that shit too.

for putting laxatives in your own food?

NDRU said:

uPtoWnNY said:

I believe you could be arrested for that shit too.

for putting laxatives in your own food?

Exactly. It's your property.

we had someone stealing food around here, too, and the person who had his lunch stolen sent a memo to all the staff that was totally sarcastic "...pizza is a special treat...I only eat it once a year...it was my birthday...next time let me know and I will buy you something, do you like Tuna fish? I will make it with celery..." it went on for a whole page, and at the bottom it said "...by the way you could be fired for this..."

So the whole staff (except those he worked closely with, and management, since they could not have done it!!) was accused of stealing his pizza.

It really boosted morale around here.

there are many things i will put up with, but if you fuck with my food you are taking your life into your own hands. not advised.

uPtoWnNY said:

angel345 said:

Oh, boy, I used to work on the job in NY around a person like that. People would go in the refridgerator for their food, and it would be gone. After a lot of complaints, someone got fed up, and put a laxative in the food. I wasn't there at the time, but someone told me he kept having the runs, and that's how they found the culprit. He never pulled that mess, again , but the person who put the laxative in the food, and others was informed by the bosses not to do it again because if something serious happens, they could get sued, something like that.

I believe you could be arrested for that shit too.

You can because I believe it falls under assault felony charge.

angel345 said:

uPtoWnNY said:

I believe you could be arrested for that shit too.

You can because I believe it falls under assault felony charge.

Against yourself?

JustErin said:

NDRU said:

for putting laxatives in your own food?

Exactly. It's your property.

and I need to poop!

JustErin said:

angel345 said:

You can because I believe it falls under assault felony charge.

Against yourself?

Thats like someone suing me because I put nuts in my food and they ate it and had a reaction... Not my fault...

i got laid off but my mom ate my leftover stromboli my friend made and gave me. i wanna kick her ass. thats my nom nom nom! my eyes were wattering like like i was gonna cry its so good. fucking bitch

NDRU said:

uPtoWnNY said:

I believe you could be arrested for that shit too.

for putting laxatives in your own food?

They've planned it. Some people with health and heart problems cannot take certain laxatives. Also, it's like someone putting a mickey in your drink. That's assault, too. The situation should have been dealt with another way, even though it's nerve wrecking to have someone eat your food.

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Do they make lockable lunch boxes? That could be an option.

that is why ppl like that get away with shit

because decent ppl r scared of doing things to put a stop to it as they can be sued

give the fat bastard a warning and fire his ass!!!!

Today he shouted me lunch

He comes in and says 'i know i ate your lunch yesterday so i'll buy you lunch today"

i said..but i have a cheese sandwich

then he says ...put it in the fridge...i'll eat it later

so i did.... i even left the plastic cockroach in it for later...

eleven said:

Today he shouted me lunch

He comes in and says 'i know i ate your lunch yesterday so i'll buy you lunch today"

i said..but i have a cheese sandwich

then he says ...put it in the fridge...i'll eat it later

so i did.... i even left the plastic cockroach in it for later...

eleven said:

Today he shouted me lunch

He comes in and says 'i know i ate your lunch yesterday so i'll buy you lunch today"

i said..but i have a cheese sandwich

then he says ...put it in the fridge...i'll eat it later

so i did.... i even left the plastic cockroach in it for later...

Robin ate my tuna sandwich once, thus sent him to the teen titans.

ZombieKitten said:

put your milk in a jar label it breastmilk

guaranteed, nobody will touch it

Joker would

I don't understand how a person could be prosecuted for adding "extras" to his or her own lunch. What if I happened to like dog shit on my sandwich but it didn't affect me and I could eat it like peanut butter? I take care and wrap it up carefully so it doesn't smell up the office. It's in a paper bag clearly imprinted with my name. It's on my desk, in my cubicle. Asshole steals the bag and eats my dogshit sandwich and gets sick. You mean to tell me I can be prosecuted? It's not like I made the sandwich for the theif and offered it to him knowing he would eat it. It's not like I deliberately put dog shit in his own food. I didn't even put the bag in the public fridge.

OK, another scenario. Mufuggah breaks in your house and decides to raid the fridge while he's there. You have a gallon of piss in there to take to your doctor for your 24 hour fasting blood sugar. Thief drinks it thinking it's lemonade or something. He gets caught but wants to sue you cause he drank your piss? Give me a fuggin break!

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Shyra said:

I don't understand how a person could be prosecuted for adding "extras" to his or her own lunch. What if I happened to like dog shit on my sandwich but it didn't affect me and I could eat it like peanut butter? I take care and wrap it up carefully so it doesn't smell up the office. It's in a paper bag clearly imprinted with my name. It's on my desk, in my cubicle. Asshole steals the bag and eats my dogshit sandwich and gets sick. You mean to tell me I can be prosecuted? It's not like I made the sandwich for the theif and offered it to him knowing he would eat it. It's not like I deliberately put dog shit in his own food. I didn't even put the bag in the public fridge.

OK, another scenario. Mufuggah breaks in your house and decides to raid the fridge while he's there. You have a gallon of piss in there to take to your doctor for your 24 hour fasting blood sugar. Thief drinks it thinking it's lemonade or something. He gets caught but wants to sue you cause he drank your piss? Give me a fuggin break!

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I didnt even make it past the second line.

i just saw a grown man spit out a plastic cockroach out from a 1 day old cheese sandwich

and shake jump and dance like the fool he is

it was the funniest sight and well worth the wait

i wish i was there

purpledoveuk said:

Shyra said:

I don't see how! If he hadn't stolen the food, his ass wouldn't have gotten sick, burnt, whatever. And what court would prosecute someone for being responsible for him shitting his pants? That would never fly in court! I can see it now,

"Your honor, I believe PurpleDove should compensate me for my laundry bill because I shat my pants after I stole and ate her lunch. I'm suing on the grounds that from now on, she should make healthier meals for me to steal!"

its quite feasible you could be prosecuted for the humiliation aspect...im really not kidding, certainly in the UK weirder cases have happened. Like burgulars who injure themselves breaking in o a house

It really pays to study and research the laws, especially where you live. Some laws are weird, but it saves you jail time.