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Do people at your work eat your food I don't mind sharing and at work we are family BUT there is this one guy who is eating every ones food today when i was sorting out his mess he went into my office and ate my lunch
Tomorrow i am going to have a hot chili sandwich
What's wrong with people.....they have no shame | |
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And i don't mean to bitch but when we have biscuits every one takes 1 or 2 Worm Boy eats the rest | |
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I knew a couple of guys like that, they always ate everyone's food.
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not usually, i gotta weird sorta taste. i been making food for myself since i was 11.... THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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I don't think i know any woman that would do that
Is it a man thing???? | |
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Must be.
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hot chili sandwich??? i will toast bread and eat a spagetti sandwish.....MMMMMMMMM! shyt! THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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When i was a little girl my dad used to grow very hot chili one day my brother and i decided to take out the inside of a cheese ball and stick one of the chili's in it we put it back in the packet and my sister ate it
we go into so much trouble.... she cried for 2 hours
Maybe i should do that to him....otherwise what would u recommend??? | |
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Tell his ass straight out that you do not bring YOUR lunch to work so HE can eat it and if he's hungry buy or bring his lunch like everybody else. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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A mouse trap might work | |
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That's the thing...i have More than once...and so too have others he just laughs and walks away like he has every right
now i have to play dirty and teach him a lesson ...it's up to me...well someone has to do it | |
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We have a guy like that. I call him Mr. Piggy. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Not if they value their damn life! | |
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Man is that bold. He actually walks into your office and eats your grub?
Pardon my French, but what a douche.
Over the years I've had many folks in the office who steal other folks' lunches from the fridge, or not contribute to the pot luck, wait for everyone to stop eating and then raid the rest, (cheap asses). But I've never heard of anyone openly raiding someone else's food like that.
Not to be a tattle tail, but if you've already told him to cut the crap and he flat out won't, don't you have to go to HR? He sounds like a giant d-bag anyway so f him.
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No.
I never eat at work. I have a weird thing with eating in front of people. I feel funny. I've reached in darkness and come out with treasure
I layed down with love and I woke up with lies Whats it all worth only the heart can measure It's not whats in the mirror but what's left inside | |
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eleven said: I don't mind sharing and at work we are family BUT there is this one guy who is eating every ones food today when i was sorting out his mess he went into my office and ate my lunch
Tomorrow i am going to have a hot chili sandwich
What's wrong with people.....they have no shame I'm mysteriously getting through 6 pints if milk in 2 days at work !!!! I had a book about that as a kid...a lighthouse keeper was so fed up of the seagulls eating his sandwiches, he packed some made of hotmustard and they ate them...but never bothered him again. Try that....or laxatives | |
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You're in the UK, right? The "biscuits" gave it away.
Short of poisoning his ass, fix a sandwich that looks extra tasty. Get you some of that Thai hot chili paste and spread a liberal amount on the sandwich, like you would a condiment. I guarantee once that asshole gets a mouth full of that chili, his ass will be crying for mercy. He might even have burn blisters in his mouth after that, which should teach his ass. Fix a nice drink for him with some Syrup of ipecac added. But make a hasty retreat when he starts to retch.Since you all are "like family" I guess you don't feel comfortable reporting him to your supervisor as a thief. But that is exactly what he is, a fuggin thief. If you continue to let him slide, then you're the AH!
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is he hungry or just greedy? | |
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Am I strange for thinking that just taking something that doesnt belong to them as stealing ? It doesnt matter if its food or whatever , its still stealing ..... | |
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Trouble is even if you mess with your own food and he steals it....you;; probbaly be open to prosecution if he shits his pants or burns his mouth | |
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I don't see how! If he hadn't stolen the food, his ass wouldn't have gotten sick, burnt, whatever. And what court would prosecute someone for being responsible for him shitting his pants? That would never fly in court! I can see it now,
"Your honor, I believe PurpleDove should compensate me for my laundry bill because I shat my pants after I stole and ate her lunch. I'm suing on the grounds that from now on, she should make healthier meals for me to steal!" | |
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I think that is a great idea, or some Ex-Lax chocolate cake, Something that tastes great until POW right in the kisser! My Legacy
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yeah if someone steals my peanuts and they're allergic, I don't think I will get charged for murder, though you never know in this world My Legacy
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its quite feasible you could be prosecuted for the humiliation aspect...im really not kidding, certainly in the UK weirder cases have happened. Like burgulars who injure themselves breaking in o a house | |
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OMG i was like that...no kidding then a couple of years ago i don't remember why or how...i stopped but i still like to eat my lunch in private
in my office - on my own
and to think i always thought it was only me
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NO i'm an Aussie we say the same things as poms...but in a sexier voice | |
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I am the Office Manager here so i need to be very smart about this
well some of you r right...i do not want to be taken to court
so today my daughter gave me her rubber cockroach and now it is nicely tucked into my cheese sandwich... he will be here soon...
i still like the mouse trap idea | |
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put your milk in a jar label it breastmilk guaranteed, nobody will touch it | |
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Make "magic" brownies with ex-lax frosting Facebook, I haz it - https://www.facebook.com/Nikster1969
Yer booteh maeks meh moodeh Differing opinions do not equal "hate" | |
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