I don't mind sharing

and at work we are family

BUT

there is this one guy who is eating every ones food

today when i was sorting out his mess he went into my office and ate my lunch

Tomorrow i am going to have a hot chili sandwich

What's wrong with people.....they have no shame

And i don't mean to bitch

but when we have biscuits every one takes 1 or 2

Worm Boy eats the rest

eleven said:

I don't mind sharing

and at work we are family

BUT

there is this one guy who is eating every ones food

today when i was sorting out his mess he went into my office and ate my lunch

Tomorrow i am going to have a hot chili sandwich

What's wrong with people.....they have no shame

I knew a couple of guys like that, they always ate everyone's food.

not usually, i gotta weird sorta taste. i been making food for myself since i was 11....

wildgoldenhoney said:

eleven said:

I don't mind sharing

and at work we are family

BUT

there is this one guy who is eating every ones food

today when i was sorting out his mess he went into my office and ate my lunch

Tomorrow i am going to have a hot chili sandwich

What's wrong with people.....they have no shame

I knew a couple of guys like that, they always ate everyone's food.

I don't think i know any woman that would do that

Is it a man thing????

eleven said:

wildgoldenhoney said:

I knew a couple of guys like that, they always ate everyone's food.

I don't think i know any woman that would do that

Is it a man thing????

Must be.

hot chili sandwich??? i will toast bread and eat a spagetti sandwish.....MMMMMMMMM! shyt!

myfavorite said:

hot chili sandwich??? i will toast bread and eat a spagetti sandwish.....MMMMMMMMM! shyt!

When i was a little girl my dad used to grow very hot chili

one day my brother and i decided to take out the inside of a cheese ball and stick one of the chili's in it

we put it back in the packet and my sister ate it

we go into so much trouble.... she cried for 2 hours

Maybe i should do that to him....otherwise what would u recommend???

Tell his ass straight out that you do not bring YOUR lunch to work so HE can eat it and if he's hungry buy or bring his lunch like everybody else.

A mouse trap might work

KidaDynamite said:

Tell his ass straight out that you do not bring YOUR lunch to work so HE can eat it and if he's hungry buy or bring his lunch like everybody else.

That's the thing...i have

More than once...and so too have others

he just laughs and walks away

like he has every right

now i have to play dirty and teach him a lesson ...it's up to me...well someone has to do it

physco185 said:

A mouse trap might work

eleven said:

And i don't mean to bitch

but when we have biscuits every one takes 1 or 2

Worm Boy eats the rest

We have a guy like that. I call him Mr. Piggy.

eleven said:

I don't mind sharing

and at work we are family

BUT

there is this one guy who is eating every ones food

today when i was sorting out his mess he went into my office and ate my lunch

Tomorrow i am going to have a hot chili sandwich

What's wrong with people.....they have no shame

Man is that bold. He actually walks into your office and eats your grub?

Pardon my French, but what a douche.

Over the years I've had many folks in the office who steal other folks' lunches from the fridge, or not contribute to the pot luck, wait for everyone to stop eating and then raid the rest, (cheap asses). But I've never heard of anyone openly raiding someone else's food like that.

Not to be a tattle tail, but if you've already told him to cut the crap and he flat out won't, don't you have to go to HR? He sounds like a giant d-bag anyway so f him.

No.

I never eat at work. I have a weird thing with eating in front of people. I feel funny.

eleven said:

You're in the UK, right? The "biscuits" gave it away.

Short of poisoning his ass, fix a sandwich that looks extra tasty. Get you some of that Thai hot chili paste and spread a liberal amount on the sandwich, like you would a condiment. I guarantee once that asshole gets a mouth full of that chili, his ass will be crying for mercy. He might even have burn blisters in his mouth after that, which should teach his ass. Fix a nice drink for him with some

Syrup of ipecac added. But make a hasty retreat when he starts to retch.

Since you all are "like family" I guess you don't feel comfortable reporting him to your supervisor as a thief. But that is exactly what he is, a fuggin thief. If you continue to let him slide, then you're the AH!

is he hungry or just greedy?

Am I strange for thinking that just taking something that doesnt belong to them as stealing ? It doesnt matter if its food or whatever , its still stealing .....

Trouble is even if you mess with your own food and he steals it....you;; probbaly be open to prosecution if he shits his pants or burns his mouth

purpledoveuk said:

Trouble is even if you mess with your own food and he steals it....you;; probbaly be open to prosecution if he shits his pants or burns his mouth

I don't see how! If he hadn't stolen the food, his ass wouldn't have gotten sick, burnt, whatever. And what court would prosecute someone for being responsible for him shitting his pants? That would never fly in court! I can see it now,

"Your honor, I believe PurpleDove should compensate me for my laundry bill because I shat my pants after I stole and ate her lunch. I'm suing on the grounds that from now on, she should make healthier meals for me to steal!"

eleven said:

myfavorite said:

hot chili sandwich??? i will toast bread and eat a spagetti sandwish.....MMMMMMMMM! shyt!

When i was a little girl my dad used to grow very hot chili

one day my brother and i decided to take out the inside of a cheese ball and stick one of the chili's in it

we put it back in the packet and my sister ate it

we go into so much trouble.... she cried for 2 hours

Maybe i should do that to him....otherwise what would u recommend???

I think that is a great idea, or some Ex-Lax chocolate cake, Something that tastes great until POW right in the kisser!

Shyra said:

purpledoveuk said:

Trouble is even if you mess with your own food and he steals it....you;; probbaly be open to prosecution if he shits his pants or burns his mouth

I don't see how! If he hadn't stolen the food, his ass wouldn't have gotten sick, burnt, whatever. And what court would prosecute someone for being responsible for him shitting his pants? That would never fly in court! I can see it now,

"Your honor, I believe PurpleDove should compensate me for my laundry bill because I shat my pants after I stole and ate her lunch. I'm suing on the grounds that from now on, she should make healthier meals for me to steal!"

yeah if someone steals my peanuts and they're allergic, I don't think I will get charged for murder, though you never know in this world

Shyra said:

purpledoveuk said:

Trouble is even if you mess with your own food and he steals it....you;; probbaly be open to prosecution if he shits his pants or burns his mouth

I don't see how! If he hadn't stolen the food, his ass wouldn't have gotten sick, burnt, whatever. And what court would prosecute someone for being responsible for him shitting his pants? That would never fly in court! I can see it now,

"Your honor, I believe PurpleDove should compensate me for my laundry bill because I shat my pants after I stole and ate her lunch. I'm suing on the grounds that from now on, she should make healthier meals for me to steal!"

its quite feasible you could be prosecuted for the humiliation aspect...im really not kidding, certainly in the UK weirder cases have happened. Like burgulars who injure themselves breaking in o a house

TotalANXiousNESS said:

No.

I never eat at work. I have a weird thing with eating in front of people. I feel funny.

OMG i was like that...no kidding

then a couple of years ago i don't remember why or how...i stopped

but i still like to eat my lunch in private

in my office - on my own

and to think i always thought it was only me

Shyra said:

You're in the UK, right? The "biscuits" gave it away.

Short of poisoning his ass, fix a sandwich that looks extra tasty. Get you some of that Thai hot chili paste and spread a liberal amount on the sandwich, like you would a condiment. I guarantee once that asshole gets a mouth full of that chili, his ass will be crying for mercy. He might even have burn blisters in his mouth after that, which should teach his ass. Fix a nice drink for him with some

Syrup of ipecac added. But make a hasty retreat when he starts to retch.

Since you all are "like family" I guess you don't feel comfortable reporting him to your supervisor as a thief. But that is exactly what he is, a fuggin thief. If you continue to let him slide, then you're the AH!

NO i'm an Aussie

we say the same things as poms...but in a sexier voice

I am the Office Manager here so i need to be very smart about this

well some of you r right...i do not want to be taken to court

so today my daughter gave me her rubber cockroach and now it is nicely tucked into my cheese sandwich... he will be here soon...

i still like the mouse trap idea

put your milk in a jar label it breastmilk

guaranteed, nobody will touch it

NDRU said:

eleven said:

When i was a little girl my dad used to grow very hot chili

one day my brother and i decided to take out the inside of a cheese ball and stick one of the chili's in it

we put it back in the packet and my sister ate it

we go into so much trouble.... she cried for 2 hours

Maybe i should do that to him....otherwise what would u recommend???

I think that is a great idea, or some Ex-Lax chocolate cake, Something that tastes great until POW right in the kisser!

Make "magic" brownies with ex-lax frosting