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My weird story for the night..... A while ago where I work the owners sold the building.
Well as soon at the sign went up this guy I never saw b4 comes up to me and says Hi… He worked across the road and noticed the building was for sale, and wanted to know if I would like to go have lunch with him
Apparently he has been watching me for two years and did not have enough courage to talk to me until then…
To be honest he is not my type as he is a suit…and he did give me the heebie-jeebies
So I said NO….in a nice way of course
Since that I would see him and awkwardly smile, wave hello and run into the office.
Not long after there was a note on the windscreen of my car….it read….
Hi I would really like to take you to lunch before you move,.
You see I have been watching you from my window for about two years and you often drop your keys…and well I am not weird…I am only human
Bla Bla Bla
Lol I had to open this big gate every day and would accidentally drop my keys…this dick head saw everything…sometimes I wore g strings!!!!
He just stood by his stupid window and watched!!!
After I got the note I mostly wore pants and not once did I drop my keys.
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That is weird. Even weirder because he insisted he wasnt weird when he clearly was.
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i know.... and i then started to worry about other men in the area standing by their windows There could be hundreds out there | |
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What's weird is that all the time I thought you were a dude. And if you are, a dude in a g-string is weird. | |
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A few weeks ago i started a thread Hi i'm newish...and posted a pic of my legs I got Banned
I am a girl
guess why they banned me
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For not being a guy?
(kidding) | |
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No... i think they thought i was having a play... BUT I WASNT i was covering the gap so u couldn't c my panties!!!!
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Admit it, you showed bush
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1 I wax 2 You could only c my hand there
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I don't think you would be banned for that. People have shown their ass on here. | |
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that's what i thought!!!
and you know it was when someone was offering me a naked pic of Dave so i would show my ass
i had just posted...Thanks but No - as i do not accept short straws...
then bang i was gone!!!
but now i'm back
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Welcome back. | |
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Thank you
And just for the record i promised to not show anyone my legs again just so i can stay | |
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Hey i just realised that i gave u lot 2 weird stories in one thread
That's what i call value for money | |
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Lol, and even better, it was FREE. What a value! | |
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well the best things in life r free | |
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True well he did get a free show for 2 years didn't he | |
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Aww, go ahead and admit it. You were flashing that guy to give him a thrill! | |
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Geeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzz BlackAdder7 u just made my weird story weirder
That pic hurts my eyes ....but don't worry i'll just check out my own legs to feel better | |
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