are men just addicted to new pussy or what...?? sneaky bastards.

Hey Now!

Heres a threadthat makes some sense!!

Lemme tell ya a little story. I was at the auction this past weekend. Well we refer to it as the dirt mall. And I struck up a conversation with a guy trying to sell a used shoe stretcher outer thinger. (That was fun) Anyways, he was explaining to me how you use it to stretch out your shoes.

as chris rock says:

anytime a man is being nice, it’s because he’s offering sex (or ‘dick’ as he put it).

So if a guy says, “Wow, you look great!”, what he really means is, “Wow, you really look great, would you like some dick?”

Put a wig on it or sumthin. It'll be like he's gettin a new pussy every night.

i need some dick...

cobwebs

I need some vagina.

FauxReal said:

I need some vagina. viagra

fixed it for ya

mostbeautifulboy said:

FauxReal said:

I need some vagina. viagra

fixed it for ya

That's the last thing I need right now, with no vagina in sight.

I need to become asexual so I don't have to deal with dicks and vaginas playing together. Can you believe that this insertion game can get people's feelings hurt?

SantaSanta said:

I need to become asexual so I don't have to deal with dicks and vaginas playing together. Can you believe that this insertion game can get people's feelings hurt?

Perhaps you should visit the WTF...NO thread.

FauxReal said:

SantaSanta said:

I need to become asexual so I don't have to deal with dicks and vaginas playing together. Can you believe that this insertion game can get people's feelings hurt?

Perhaps you should visit the WTF...NO thread.

I said asexual! A Double Dong is hardly the instrument I need at this moment!!

SantaSanta said:

FauxReal said:

Perhaps you should visit the WTF...NO thread.

I said asexual! A Double Dong is hardly the instrument I need at this moment!!

But it's not dicks and vaginas playing together. It's ass and ass.

FauxReal said:

SantaSanta said:

I said asexual! A Double Dong is hardly the instrument I need at this moment!!

But it's not dicks and vaginas playing together. It's ass and ass.

and a big gummy worm

myfavorite said:

are men just addicted to new pussy or what...?? sneaky bastards.

what if i asked 'are women addicted to new money or what...??' sneaky bitches

FauxReal said:

I need some vagina.

I've got a used one I could lend ya!

myfavorite said:

are men just addicted to new pussy or what...?? sneaky bastards.

Maybe it's not so much the pussy as that new pussy smell.

johnart said:

myfavorite said:

are men just addicted to new pussy or what...?? sneaky bastards.

Maybe it's not so much the pussy as that new pussy smell.

That's funny and gross at the same time!

chocolate1 said:

johnart said:

Maybe it's not so much the pussy as that new pussy smell.

That's funny and gross at the same time!

I know.

I'm picturing little New Pussy pine tree on a string thingies.

johnart said:

chocolate1 said:

That's funny and gross at the same time!

I know.

I'm picturing little New Pussy pine tree on a string thingies.

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I love you crazy chim-chims...

TotalANXiousNESS said:

Put a wig on it or sumthin. It'll be like he's gettin a new pussy every night.

If I could make new dyck, wouldnt be no prob bob, he makes new pussy tho...:-/

purplemookiebut said:

i need some dick...

cobwebs

best falloff ever...to me...lol

chocolate1 said:

FauxReal said:

I need some vagina.

I've got a used one I could lend ya!

When do you need it back by?

FauxReal said:

chocolate1 said:

I've got a used one I could lend ya!

When do you need it back by?

When it's been properly taken care of...

Don't send it back complaining that it didn't have a good time at your place!

johnart said:

myfavorite said:

are men just addicted to new pussy or what...?? sneaky bastards.

Maybe it's not so much the pussy as that new pussy smell.

I'll go to my grave saying it: You ain't right.

Chris Rock said something about how it was natural for a man to go to get "new pussy". Of course then he says "well think about it, do you wanna go from commitment or to new pussy?"

ZombieKitten said:

FauxReal said:

But it's not dicks and vaginas playing together. It's ass and ass.

and a big gummy worm

Don't 4get about the gummy bear.

Genesia said:

johnart said:

Maybe it's not so much the pussy as that new pussy smell.

I'll go to my grave saying it: You ain't right.

chocolate1 said:

johnart said:

I know.

I'm picturing little New Pussy pine tree on a string thingies.

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LMFAO! Something along those lines. This is something I should market. Like novelty pannie-dawer New Pussy Smell sachets.

johnart said:

chocolate1 said:

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LMFAO! Something along those lines. This is something I should market. Like novelty pannie-dawer New Pussy Smell sachets.

So the drawer would smell like dirty panties?