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it aint no use...... are men just addicted to new pussy or what...?? sneaky bastards. THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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Hey Now!
Heres a threadthat makes some sense!!
Lemme tell ya a little story. I was at the auction this past weekend. Well we refer to it as the dirt mall. And I struck up a conversation with a guy trying to sell a used shoe stretcher outer thinger. (That was fun) Anyways, he was explaining to me how you use it to stretch out your shoes.
I've reached in darkness and come out with treasure
I layed down with love and I woke up with lies Whats it all worth only the heart can measure It's not whats in the mirror but what's left inside | |
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as chris rock says:
anytime a man is being nice, it’s because he’s offering sex (or ‘dick’ as he put it). So if a guy says, “Wow, you look great!”, what he really means is, “Wow, you really look great, would you like some dick?”
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Put a wig on it or sumthin. It'll be like he's gettin a new pussy every night. I've reached in darkness and come out with treasure
I layed down with love and I woke up with lies Whats it all worth only the heart can measure It's not whats in the mirror but what's left inside | |
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i need some dick...
cobwebs i don't wear a cross?!!? i wear a prince symbol I When Prince's cum dries, diamonds are formed. no one tops prince in concert! | |
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I need some vagina. | |
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fixed it for ya My name is Naz!!! and I have a windmill where my brain is supposed to be.....
ديفيد باوي إلى الأبد | |
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That's the last thing I need right now, with no vagina in sight. | |
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I need to become asexual so I don't have to deal with dicks and vaginas playing together. Can you believe that this insertion game can get people's feelings hurt? Don't ask me why. | |
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Perhaps you should visit the WTF...NO thread. | |
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I said asexual! A Double Dong is hardly the instrument I need at this moment!! Don't ask me why. | |
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But it's not dicks and vaginas playing together. It's ass and ass. | |
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and a big gummy worm | |
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what if i asked 'are women addicted to new money or what...??' sneaky bitches everyone's a fruit & nut case | |
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I've got a used one I could lend ya! "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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Maybe it's not so much the pussy as that new pussy smell. | |
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That's funny and gross at the same time! "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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I know. I'm picturing little New Pussy pine tree on a string thingies. | |
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[img:$uid]http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l256/Teacher_06/airfresh-1.jpg[/img:$uid] "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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I love you crazy chim-chims... THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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If I could make new dyck, wouldnt be no prob bob, he makes new pussy tho...:-/ THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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best falloff ever...to me...lol THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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When do you need it back by? | |
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When it's been properly taken care of... Don't send it back complaining that it didn't have a good time at your place!
"Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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I'll go to my grave saying it: You ain't right. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Chris Rock said something about how it was natural for a man to go to get "new pussy". Of course then he says "well think about it, do you wanna go from commitment or to new pussy?" | |
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Don't 4get about the gummy bear.
You're so glam, every time I see you I wanna slam! | |
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LMFAO! Something along those lines. This is something I should market. Like novelty pannie-dawer New Pussy Smell sachets. | |
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So the drawer would smell like dirty panties? "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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