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THE DEATH CLOCK - Watch your life slowly slip away... A wonderful and well-loved org member sent me the link to this fabulous gem!
The DeathClock is "the Internet's friendly reminder that life is slipping away... second by second. Like the hourglass of the Net, the Death Clock will remind you just how short life is." http://deathclock.com/ I will die: Tuesday, February 23, 2066 When will the Grim Reaper visit you? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Saturday, May 18th, 2047
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Thanks, that's really cheered me up. | |
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Mine said 29 January 2003...wtf?
Arghhh Just hold on a sec while i help my workmate shift this safe. Death edit. [This message was edited Wed Jan 29 16:36:06 PST 2003 by bkw] When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: Mine said 29 January 2003...:wtf:
Arghhh  SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Sunday, May 9, 2060
95 years old! 
I'll still be sexy though...  | |
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LaVisHh said: Sunday, May 9, 2060
95 years old!
I'll still be sexy though... Hey, you chose Optimistic...are you sure you're not cheating? | |
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Mine really said 1/5/41.
Why are all you fuckers going to live longer than me?  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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June 25 2050 | |
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Apparently I've been dead for 3 years?
My Mum said I'd lost a little weight. And it would explain that smell. |
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Friday, May 8, 2054...
74 years old... i hope i go getting my rocks off...  ... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo 
Candy Dulfer is my boo...  | |
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Tuesday, March 26, 2041
But I'm very certain it will happen before this. I'll be 55 in 2041... I'm most certain I won't make it out of my thirties.  -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Tuesday, March 26, 2041
But I'm very certain it will happen before this. I'll be 55 in 2041... I'm most certain I won't make it out of my thirties. way to be optimistic there...  Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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Funny how many of us will die in May or January. | |
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Wednesday,February 20,2069. Ima die at 80! Life's waaay 2 short. I don't like that site  | |
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Heavenly said: LaVisHh said: Sunday, May 9, 2060
95 years old!
I'll still be sexy though... Hey, you chose Optimistic...are you sure you're not cheating?  | |
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EllisDee said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Tuesday, March 26, 2041
But I'm very certain it will happen before this. I'll be 55 in 2041... I'm most certain I won't make it out of my thirties. way to be optimistic there... There's nothing to be optimistic about really. If I live past 35, hey, that's great. If not, well, I guess I'll be too dead to know it.
That's why it's imperative I start my life's work soon. High school is just holding me back. I'm bored to pieces. It poses no challenge. I have things to accomplish. I have accepted that my life is probably halfway over. I'd rather not waste the remainder asleep in a desk. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: EllisDee said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Tuesday, March 26, 2041
But I'm very certain it will happen before this. I'll be 55 in 2041... I'm most certain I won't make it out of my thirties. way to be optimistic there... There's nothing to be optimistic about really. If I live past 35, hey, that's great. If not, well, I guess I'll be too dead to know it.
That's why it's imperative I start my life's work soon. High school is just holding me back. I'm bored to pieces. It poses no challenge. I have things to accomplish. I have accepted that my life is probably halfway over. I'd rather not waste the remainder asleep in a desk.  You sleep in a desk? Are you a midget? |
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mcmeekle said: You sleep in a desk? Are you a midget?Indeed. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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Sunday, April 7, 2030.
Wow, I'll only be 61 when I kick off. 
Guess I don't need to worry so much anymore about putting that extra $$ into the retirement fund! | |
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Saturday, November 18, 2062
Yes, I'm gonna live to be 92 _______________________________
 Miss Cute
For whatever it's worth, I'm sorry. | |
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What a trip!
Great... Tuesday, April 14, 2054! 88 years old! What a rip-off! My grandparents lived until: 88 (Grandma on Mom's side) 94 (Grandpa on Mom's side) 95 (Dad's Mom) 98 (Dad's Dad) Hmm,  Must'a been all the drugs...  |
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My wife:
Wedsnesday, January 10, 2024 Thirty years b4 me! Hmmm, better update that insurance policy! |
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June7 said: My wife:
Wedsnesday, January 10, 2024 Thirty years b4 me! Hmmm, better update that insurance policy!
Let me know when it happens. Maybe I'll still be available. _______________________________
Miss Cute
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LMAO MissCute!!!  |
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Awww yeah!
Wednesday, April 7, 2066. 8) Nearly 2 billion seconds left. | |
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2052 at 74 years old? Why? I don't understand this thing.
Are you people setting it to optimistic? Optimistically, I will die at 91 in 2069. I guess even brilliant people have to die someday, too. | |
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In reality, I will probably kick the bucket at 77...(predicting my own death, take notes) | |
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LaVisHh said: In reality, I will probably kick the bucket at 77...(predicting my own death, take notes)
hmm...let me know when it happens, maybe I could hook up with Heavenly then.  _______________________________
Miss Cute
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Nearly every male in my family has died at 54
Ive only got 23 years left Much love  Pochacco | |
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