You have to see this shit to believe it!

http://www.clickorlando.c...etail.html

One of my friends posted it on FB.

Oh wow...that is the sweetest thing ever.

KidaDynamite said:

Oh wow...that is the sweetest thing ever.

Yeah, but she shouldn't try that a second time. No need to tempt fate.

Awww.

uPtoWnNY said:

KidaDynamite said:

Oh wow...that is the sweetest thing ever.

Yeah, but she shouldn't try that a second time. No need to tempt fate.

I'm not going to lie, I wouldn't have tried that mess the 1st time. I can clearly show love from 3ft away but it's still sweet. I just love affection. Especially when it comes from something that is usually labeled furocious, wild and dangerous.

awwww cool lady!

Awwww! Its just a big Ol' kitty with 500 lbs of muscle and claws that can shred your liver with one swipe... how cute!

"Nice food. Lovely nice food. You treated me well, nice food, so I shall not eat you today. I shall save you for a day when I am old and lazy, and then I shall swallow your head whole, lovely nice food."

Cerebus said:

"Nice food. Lovely nice food. You treated me well, nice food, so I shall not eat you today. I shall save you for a day when I am old and lazy, and then I shall swallow your head whole, lovely nice food."

Cerebus said:

"Nice food. Lovely nice food. You treated me well, nice food, so I shall not eat you today. I shall save you for a day when I am old and lazy, and then I shall swallow your head whole, lovely nice food."

WTF?

Cerebus said:

Look at that pic. Then we wonder why folk are out there rapin dogs and horses. That lion seems consenting.

Out hiking with some friends in a pretty wild area of the bay one day we saw one of these sitting on a wide, low branch (just a couple feet off the ground).

That's what's known as a Bobcat in California, a member of the Lynx family. It's only 28-40 inches long, 20-24 inches high, up to around 30 lbs. About the size of an average medium dog I'd say. I love cats (a lot!), and one of the people I was with suggested we get closer to it, so I said, "sure, let's go!" From the trail to the tree we walked across a grassy area very much like the one in the picture above. It seemed TOTALLY uninterested until we were about six feet away when it turned it's head, let out a VICIOUS screaming growl and extended all it's claws. You could actually SEE THEM growing out of it's feet like a werewolf. Needless to say, we BACKED away slowly and, thankfully, laughed labout how stupid that was.

So yeah, comparing the size of a Bobcat to a Lion leaves me with ZERO interest in placing my "lovely nice food head" anywhere near a Lions mouth.

johnart said:

Look at that pic. Then we wonder why folk are out there rapin dogs and horses. That lion seems consenting.

Dude.... seriously!?

Cerebus said:

johnart said:

Look at that pic. Then we wonder why folk are out there rapin dogs and horses. That lion seems consenting.

Dude.... seriously!?

That whoring lion gives other four legged mammals a bad name.

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Cerebus said:

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WTF how does she even do that?? Her feet are like 4 inches long.

Lola get off Ron's computer and get your ass to bed.

Cerebus said:

Out hiking with some friends in a pretty wild area of the bay one day we saw one of these sitting on a wide, low branch (just a couple feet off the ground).

That's what's known as a Bobcat in California, a member of the Lynx family. It's only 28-40 inches long, 20-24 inches high, up to around 30 lbs. About the size of an average medium dog I'd say. I love cats (a lot!), and one of the people I was with suggested we get closer to it, so I said, "sure, let's go!" From the trail to the tree we walked across a grassy area very much like the one in the picture above. It seemed TOTALLY uninterested until we were about six feet away when it turned it's head, let out a VICIOUS screaming growl and extended all it's claws. You could actually SEE THEM growing out of it's feet like a werewolf. Needless to say, we BACKED away slowly and, thankfully, laughed labout how stupid that was.

So yeah, comparing the size of a Bobcat to a Lion leaves me with ZERO interest in placing my "lovely nice food head" anywhere near a Lions mouth.

I love bobcats!

paintedlady said:

Awwww! Its just a big Ol' kitty with 500 lbs of muscle and claws that can shred your liver with one swipe... how cute!

psychodelicide said:

I love bobcats!

The cat was beautiful! I've even got a couple pics of it sitting on the branch. But I would NOT want one to be pissed off enough to attack me. And I certainly never want to tangle with anything larger.

johnart said:

Cerebus said:

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WTF how does she even do that?? Her feet are like 4 inches long.

Lola get off Ron's computer and get your ass to bed.

Can you blame her? You're supposed to show her unconditional love and here you are condoning the rape of dogs and other four legged mammals because of something a CAT did. I'd be pissed off, too.

Cerebus said:

psychodelicide said:

I love bobcats!

The cat was beautiful! I've even got a couple pics of it sitting on the branch. But I would NOT want one to be pissed off enough to attack me. And I certainly never want to tangle with anything larger.

I don't blame you one bit. I remember hearing a story about a lady who was riding her bike in the park and got attacked by a wild animal in the cat family. I think it might have been a mountain lion, I'm not sure. But she had to have extensive plastic surgery to fix her face because it was pretty badly bitten up.

Cerebus said:

johnart said:

WTF how does she even do that?? Her feet are like 4 inches long.

Lola get off Ron's computer and get your ass to bed.

Can you blame her? You're supposed to show her unconditional love and here you are condoning the rape of dogs and other four legged mammals because of something a CAT did. I'd be pissed off, too.

OUTRAGE!

Thank you, Cerebus.

LolaBitch said:

Cerebus said:

Can you blame her? You're supposed to show her unconditional love and here you are condoning the rape of dogs and other four legged mammals because of something a CAT did. I'd be pissed off, too.

OUTRAGE!

Thank you, Cerebus.

GO TO BED!

johnart said:

LolaBitch said:

OUTRAGE!

Thank you, Cerebus.

GO TO BED!

Tomorrow I will lick my ass...on your pillow.

Dang it. I just spent super long trying to find the bobcat pic and failed. I just have too many loose pictures.

Oh, and Lola, don't lick it... just put it on his pillow.