How long until I Heart Balls bracelets come out?

I've been wearing them for years. All I get is lots of side eye.

That's lame, duke.

I mean I wouldn't wanna wear one, just cause, but I'd totally make em.

People would love that shit.

Esp on t-shirts.

DrRockdapuss said:

That's lame, duke.

I mean I wouldn't wanna wear one, just cause, but I'd totally make em.

People would love that shit.

Esp on t-shirts.

You should make some and put em on Etsy or some shops. Maybe they will take off.

I definitely think your market will be the gays tho. I'm not sure they would be as widely and commonly worn as the boobie ones. Even dudes with ball cancer would be like "Dude I ain't wearin that shirt".

johnart said:

DrRockdapuss said:

That's lame, duke.

I mean I wouldn't wanna wear one, just cause, but I'd totally make em.

People would love that shit.

Esp on t-shirts.

You should make some and put em on Etsy or some shops. Maybe they will take off.

I definitely think your market will be the gays tho. I'm not sure they would be as widely and commonly worn as the boobie ones. Even dudes with ball cancer would be like "Dude I ain't wearin that shirt".

Well, I'm thinkin gay dudes and some very awesome straight girls would wear it.

DrRockdapuss said:

johnart said:

You should make some and put em on Etsy or some shops. Maybe they will take off.

I definitely think your market will be the gays tho. I'm not sure they would be as widely and commonly worn as the boobie ones. Even dudes with ball cancer would be like "Dude I ain't wearin that shirt".

Well, I'm thinkin gay dudes and some very awesome straight girls would wear it.

Well yeah, the girls would be pretty awesome.

johnart said:

DrRockdapuss said:

Well, I'm thinkin gay dudes and some very awesome straight girls would wear it.

Well yeah, the girls would be pretty awesome.

Like, that either says "i'm hilarious," "i'm unapologetically skanky" or "i'm an unapologetically hilarious skank."

And all of the above are pretty awesome.

By and large, I find most women don't really appreciate balls.

It's sad, really. Balls are awesome.

To be completely honest, I think they'd be more useful on the inside, if not for the effect of 98.6 temp on spermatogenesis.

But for that design flaw, they became that open panel on the Death Star for guys.

What is the defense against a straight ball shot? Nothin.

It's true that they're very sensitive, but there are many times when I have not considered that a design flaw.

Efan said:

By and large, I find most women don't really appreciate balls.

It's sad, really. Balls are awesome.

See??? You've already sold one shirt, Dr.! Get to it!!!

DrRockdapuss said:

To be completely honest, I think they'd be more useful on the inside, if not for the effect of 98.6 temp on spermatogenesis.

But for that design flaw, they became that open panel on the Death Star for guys.

What is the defense against a straight ball shot? Nothin.

Being on the inside would render them unsuckable.

johnart said:

DrRockdapuss said:

To be completely honest, I think they'd be more useful on the inside, if not for the effect of 98.6 temp on spermatogenesis.

But for that design flaw, they became that open panel on the Death Star for guys.

What is the defense against a straight ball shot? Nothin.

Being on the inside would render them unsuckable.

Wouldn't there still be dick?

DrRockdapuss said:

johnart said:

Being on the inside would render them unsuckable.

Wouldn't there still be dick?

Of course, and that is the main destination...but I've never been mad at someone for taking the long route.

johnart said:

I've been wearing them for years. All I get is lots of side eye.

johnart said:

DrRockdapuss said:

Wouldn't there still be dick?

Of course, and that is the main destination...but I've never been mad at someone for taking the long route.

My ex and I saw Sherlock Holmes. That night, quoting this scene, she grabbed my junk and asked "Meat or potatoes?"

I still kinda miss her. lol

johnart said:

DrRockdapuss said:

Well, I'm thinkin gay dudes and some very awesome straight girls would wear it.

Well yeah, the girls would be pretty awesome.

really? this is better than a scarf that looks like pizza?

Efan said:

It's true that they're very sensitive, but there are many times when I have not considered that a design flaw.

They are also a good rhythm-keeping instrument.

johnart said:

DrRockdapuss said:

Wouldn't there still be dick?

Of course, and that is the main destination...but I've never been mad at someone for taking the long route.

some longer than others

FauxReal said:

Efan said:

It's true that they're very sensitive, but there are many times when I have not considered that a design flaw.

They are also a good rhythm-keeping instrument.

Well, shit, that's why I have no rhythm?!?!

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ZombieKitten said:

johnart said:

Well yeah, the girls would be pretty awesome.

really? this is better than a scarf that looks like pizza?

I'd rather see a chubby big tittied girl filling out an I Balls tee than covering herself up with a greasy-food-themed scarf ANY day of the week. Hell yea!

johnart said:

ZombieKitten said:

really? this is better than a scarf that looks like pizza?

I'd rather see a chubby big tittied girl filling out an I Balls tee than covering herself up with a greasy-food-themed scarf ANY day of the week. Hell yea!

I'd prefer to see neither

ZombieKitten said:

johnart said:

I'd rather see a chubby big tittied girl filling out an I Balls tee than covering herself up with a greasy-food-themed scarf ANY day of the week. Hell yea!

I'd prefer to see neither

I hope Secret Santa gets you a robot with a big pair of lugnuts.

FauxReal said:

ZombieKitten said:

I'd prefer to see neither

I hope Secret Santa gets you a robot with a big pair of lugnuts.

or this

ZombieKitten said:

johnart said:

I'd rather see a chubby big tittied girl filling out an I Balls tee than covering herself up with a greasy-food-themed scarf ANY day of the week. Hell yea!

I'd prefer to see neither

Well I can't argue with that.