Dallas, TX (AP) - A seven year old boy was at the center of a Dallas County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree reasonably possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Dallas Cowboys professional football team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

Leave my 'boys alone!

BklynBabe said:

Man, folk are riding the Cowboys hard! Imma stick with the Cocks though. I like riding the Cocks.

True!

daaaaaaamn. That is ice cold

Ain't there a gif out there of a lil kid on the verge of tears poutin' and swattin' his hand at somebody sayin' "Leeeee meee knownnnn!" That's how my 'boys lookin' right now.

you got me hook line and sinker! Even after I read it! It took me a second to get it. Well done!

OnlyNDaUsa said:

you got me hook line and sinker! Even after I read it! It took me a second to get it. Well done!

When I read it I was on the verge of calling child protective services to become a foster mom.

SCNDLS said:

OnlyNDaUsa said:

you got me hook line and sinker! Even after I read it! It took me a second to get it. Well done!

When I read it I was on the verge of calling child protective services to become a foster mom.

WHen I started reading it I thought, "SCNDLS up to sumpin!"

I haven't been keeping up, but I have heard several jabs being taken at the "boys." What's going on? Have they lost all of their games? YAAYY!!!!!

Shyra said:

SCNDLS said:

When I read it I was on the verge of calling child protective services to become a foster mom.

WHen I started reading it I thought, "SCNDLS up to sumpin!"

I haven't been keeping up, but I have heard several jabs being taken at the "boys." What's going on? Have they lost all of their games? YAAYY!!!!!

Cuz you KNEW I wasn't taking no kids in!

Just about . . . they're 1-7 and fired their coach on Monday and replaced with the guy who's most responsible for them being 1-7.

[Edited 11/12/10 11:52am]

SCNDLS said:

Shyra said:

WHen I started reading it I thought, "SCNDLS up to sumpin!"

I haven't been keeping up, but I have heard several jabs being taken at the "boys." What's going on? Have they lost all of their games? YAAYY!!!!!

Cuz you KNEW I wasn't taking no kids in!

Just about . . . they're 1-7 and fired their coach on Monday and replaced with the guy who's most responsible for them being 1-7.

[Edited 11/12/10 11:52am]

Bring back Coak Lambry!

Shyra said:

SCNDLS said:

Cuz you KNEW I wasn't taking no kids in!

Just about . . . they're 1-7 and fired their coach on Monday and replaced with the guy who's most responsible for them being 1-7.

[Edited 11/12/10 11:52am]

Bring back Coak Lambry!

You mean, Landry? Hell dig his ass up he's prolly still be a better coach than Jason Garrett.

riding the cocks....

SCNDLS said:

Shyra said:

Bring back Coak Lambry!

You mean, Landry? Hell dig his ass up he's prolly still be a better coach than Jason Garrett.

Oh, is he dead?

This thing messes up with the duplicates!

[Edited 11/12/10 12:13pm]

Shyra said:

SCNDLS said:

You mean, Landry? Hell dig his ass up he's prolly still be a better coach than Jason Garrett.

Oh, is he dead?

For about 10 years now

SCNDLS said:

Shyra said:

Oh, is he dead?

For about 10 years now

me!

SCNDLS said:

Shyra said:

WHen I started reading it I thought, "SCNDLS up to sumpin!"

I haven't been keeping up, but I have heard several jabs being taken at the "boys." What's going on? Have they lost all of their games? YAAYY!!!!!

Cuz you KNEW I wasn't taking no kids in!

Just about . . . they're 1-7 and fired their coach on Monday and replaced with the guy who's most responsible for them being 1-7.

[Edited 11/12/10 11:52am]

yeah but they went 1-15 in 88 and a few years later won back to back SBs

OnlyNDaUsa said:

SCNDLS said:

Cuz you KNEW I wasn't taking no kids in!

Just about . . . they're 1-7 and fired their coach on Monday and replaced with the guy who's most responsible for them being 1-7.

[Edited 11/12/10 11:52am]

yeah but they went 1-15 in 88 and a few years later won back to back SBs

Uh, this ain't them circumstances. We ain't got Aikman, Irving, Smith and young killer O-line waiting in the wings not to mention Haley, Norton, Woodson, et al on D.

Well shit! You had me till the very end damn it!

....It's the sad truth. The Cowboys are awful this year. And I was so excited about the tickets I got for Thanksgiving day game against the Saints. (sigh)

CallMeCarrie said:

....It's the sad truth. The Cowboys are awful this year. And I was so excited about the tickets I got for Thanksgiving day game against the Saints. (sigh)

I'll be there . . . wearing a paper bag on my head like the Saints fans used to.

I'll see ya there, girl!

AWESOME!

CallMeCarrie said:

....It's the sad truth. The Cowboys are awful this year. And I was so excited about the tickets I got for Thanksgiving day game against the Saints. (sigh)

sell them on stub hub