These are brilliant.

http://multivu.prnewswire...lls/45831/

Much better than Keds.

I will have my ass served up to me on a platter tomorrow for saying that.

JustErin said:

These are brilliant.

http://multivu.prnewswire...lls/45831/

Look at the size of her purse. Where the fuck is she putting those heels??

Maybe she's on the run and leaving them behind.

Oooh...these ones come with a bag for your heels.

johnart said:

JustErin said:

These are brilliant.

http://multivu.prnewswire...lls/45831/

Look at the size of her purse. Where the fuck is she putting those heels??

Maybe she's on the run and leaving them behind.

Oh wait! That's the little baggie they come in.

So she doesn't even have a purse???

You know some triflin' women are gonna double that cheap ass shoebag as a lipstick and cash club clutch.

[Edited 11/10/10 21:00pm]

Meh, I don't care what cheap little bag they come in...I'm just excited to be able to take off 5" heels and roll those little things out...even if it is just to walk to the car/taxi at the end of a long night.

JustErin said:

Meh, I don't care what cheap little bag they come in...I'm just excited to be able to take off 5" heels and roll those little things out...even if it is just to walk to the car/taxi at the end of a long night.

But you wouldn't use the little bag AS your purse.

This will happen. These bitches are out there.

Great walk of shame footwear. For when you're wrecked in more ways than one.

johnart said:

JustErin said:

Meh, I don't care what cheap little bag they come in...I'm just excited to be able to take off 5" heels and roll those little things out...even if it is just to walk to the car/taxi at the end of a long night.

But you wouldn't use the little bag AS your purse.

This will happen. These bitches are out there.

Great walk of shame footwear. For when you're wrecked in more ways than one.

No, I would not use it as a purse...I have too much shit anyway.

I seem to be able to deal with the pain....UNTIL it's time to go home. That's when the intense burn begins.

JustErin said:

johnart said:

But you wouldn't use the little bag AS your purse.

This will happen. These bitches are out there.

Great walk of shame footwear. For when you're wrecked in more ways than one.

No, I would not use it as a purse...I have too much shit anyway.

I seem to be able to deal with the pain....UNTIL it's time to go home. That's when the intense burn begins.

You don't have to tell me. As a former drag queen I have walked in your shoes.

It's all glamorous and fun and games till they call LAST CALL and the lights come up. When the party is over it all hits AT ONCE. Suddenly you find yourself taking baby steps and wondering for how much longer your feet will support you.

johnart said:

JustErin said:

No, I would not use it as a purse...I have too much shit anyway.

I seem to be able to deal with the pain....UNTIL it's time to go home. That's when the intense burn begins.

You don't have to tell me. As a former drag queen I have walked in your shoes.

It's all glamorous and fun and games till they call LAST CALL and the lights come up. When the party is over it all hits AT ONCE. Suddenly you find yourself taking baby steps and wondering for how much longer your feet will support you.

And sometimes find yourself sitting on the hood of your friend's car devouring a sub in the parking lot of a Wawa, which is so unladylike.

johnart said:

johnart said:

You don't have to tell me. As a former drag queen I have walked in your shoes.

It's all glamorous and fun and games till they call LAST CALL and the lights come up. When the party is over it all hits AT ONCE. Suddenly you find yourself taking baby steps and wondering for how much longer your feet will support you.

And sometimes find yourself sitting on the hood of your friend's car devouring a sub in the parking lot of a Wawa, which is so unladylike.

Barefoot and eating a disgusting shawarma that is dripping down the front of your dress.

johnart said:

johnart said:

You don't have to tell me. As a former drag queen I have walked in your shoes.

It's all glamorous and fun and games till they call LAST CALL and the lights come up. When the party is over it all hits AT ONCE. Suddenly you find yourself taking baby steps and wondering for how much longer your feet will support you.

And sometimes find yourself sitting on the hood of your friend's car devouring a sub in the parking lot of a Wawa, which is so unladylike.

Can't be any less ladylike than the woman I saw (after the clubs closed) squat in the middle of a parking garage in downtown Baltimore to piss.

They call Baltimore "Charm City" for a reason. But that probably wasn't it.

JustErin said:

johnart said:

And sometimes find yourself sitting on the hood of your friend's car devouring a sub in the parking lot of a Wawa, which is so unladylike.

Barefoot and eating a disgusting shawarma that is dripping down the front of your dress.

FauxReal said:

johnart said:

And sometimes find yourself sitting on the hood of your friend's car devouring a sub in the parking lot of a Wawa, which is so unladylike.

Can't be any less ladylike than the woman I saw (after the clubs closed) squat in the middle of a parking garage in downtown Baltimore to piss.

They call Baltimore "Charm City" for a reason. But that probably wasn't it.

Fast Flats; cause once that money is in hand, that trick is yours.

I use those! They're brilliant.

They're great for the walk to the taxi/kebab shop at the end of the night. I also discovered they're good to wear when you are so drunk, you can hardly stand.

The only downside for me is losing the 4 inches in height.

johnart said:

Much better than Keds.

I will have my ass served up to me on a platter tomorrow for saying that.

All done in love, of course!

they look like ballet slippers. nice

How much do they cost?

I usually take a pair of flats with me when I go out...

(John, you hush... )

BklynBabe said:

Why I forget what this thread was about? Anyway I can't do heels, wondering if these would help ?

As long as you don't come slidin' out of here with a big ol' shopping bag:

[img:$uid]http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l256/Teacher_06/Shoes/IMG00037-20101104-1453.jpg[/img:$uid]

I have no idea what those things are. I guess it's another one of those North American mysteries like the whatcamacallits you and NDRU use to scrub yourselves with in the shower.

Oh hang on, I guess they're just easy-to-bring-along shoes? I thought they were some sort of weird inner shoe that you would put in your regular showes to somehow spare your heels.

[Edited 11/11/10 4:09am]

are these really stylish? they seem a bit like the footwear equivalent of sweat pants.

or snuggies.

whistle said:

are these really stylish? they seem a bit like the footwear equivalent of sweat pants.

or snuggies.

i think that's the point

johnart said:

johnart said:

You don't have to tell me. As a former drag queen I have walked in your shoes.

It's all glamorous and fun and games till they call LAST CALL and the lights come up. When the party is over it all hits AT ONCE. Suddenly you find yourself taking baby steps and wondering for how much longer your feet will support you.

And sometimes find yourself sitting on the hood of your friend's car devouring a sub in the parking lot of a Wawa, which is so unladylike.

...wawa...

Fuck, I miss Philly.

BklynBabe said:

Why I forget what this thread was about? Anyway I can't do heels, wondering if these would help ?

No, they really won't help if you can't wear heels in the first place...unfortunately.

chocolate1 said:

How much do they cost?

I usually take a pair of flats with me when I go out...

(John, you hush... )

10 bucks.

retina said:

I have no idea what those things are. I guess it's another one of those North American mysteries like the whatcamacallits you and NDRU use to scrub yourselves with in the shower.

Oh hang on, I guess they're just easy-to-bring-along shoes? I thought they were some sort of weird inner shoe that you would put in your regular showes to somehow spare your heels.

[Edited 11/11/10 4:09am]

If you had clicked the link and watched the 30 second video you would have seen exactly what they are.

whistle said:

are these really stylish? they seem a bit like the footwear equivalent of sweat pants.

or snuggies.

Not in style...but maybe in material. Meaning cheap.

LMAO, we've been using those for years and years at the bowling alley:

[img:$uid]http://hebowlingsupply.com/images/handebowling/master_shoe_covers.jpg[/img:$uid]