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enjoy...

p.s. safe for work - and everywhere else.

suomynona said:

Absolutely hilarious!

truer words have NEVER been spoken

The Official State of the Union Address Drinking Game

Drink once whenever:

1. Bush mispronounces a word.
2. A nominee for Democratic Presidential Candidate appears on camera.
3. Bush threatens Iraq.
4. A new country is added to the "Axis of Evil" (one drink per country).
5. The words "faith based initiative" are used.
6. Bush refers to Islam as "a religion of peace."
7. Senator Hilary Clinton (D-NY) fakes a smile or arbitrarily applauds.
8. Bush claims that our economy is recovering.
9. Saddam Hussein is declared a threat to all "freedom loving peoples"
10. The word "bipartisan" is used.
11. A tax cut in excess of 200 billion dollars is proposed.
12. The restructuring of Medicare is referred to as "best left to private insurance companies."

Drink twice whenever:

1. The "Bush twins" are shown.
2. The words "nuclear," "chemical" and "biological" are used in one sentence.
3. "Nuclear" is mispronounced "nookular."
4. The audience applauds for more than twenty seconds.

I didn't watch the speech, but I must say that it was the most brilliant state of the union address in ages!

RodeoSchro said:

glad to see some people have enjoyed this

^

last bump... (by me)

Here's a good visual to go along with the audio:

Bush explains the war on Iraq