chocolate1 said:

How much do they cost?

I usually take a pair of flats with me when I go out...

(John, you hush... )

Listen, anything beats keeping a pair of green keds at the coat check.

You have my blessing.

As a matter of fact buy THREE pair.

DrRockdapuss said:

johnart said:

And sometimes find yourself sitting on the hood of your friend's car devouring a sub in the parking lot of a Wawa, which is so unladylike.

...wawa...

Fuck, I miss Philly.

The New Hope Wawa was overrun by starving drag queens on Monday nights back in the 90's.

It was quite a scene.

Here in DC area we have some, so every now and then we still get a sub from there.

johnart said:

DrRockdapuss said:

...wawa...

Fuck, I miss Philly.

The New Hope Wawa was overrun by starving drag queens on Monday nights back in the 90's.

It was quite a scene.

Here in DC area we have some, so every now and then we still get a sub from there.

Um, the New Hope this guy is talkin about at :52?

I saw those at Walgreen's the other day.

Wish I'd had a pair at the end of the night when Sweetie and I saw Prince at the Rio. We went to dinner at seven, then the concert and aftershow. When Prince quit playing at 5 a.m., my feet were screamin'.

I walked out to the cab barefoot, with Sweetie carrying my shoes.

In the immortal words Lloyd Boston - "Ladies, if you can't walk elegantly in sky high-heels, opt for a sensible heel. Don't clown yourself."

Shoewhore said:

In the immortal words Lloyd Boston - "Ladies, if you can't walk elegantly in sky high-heels, opt for a sensible heel. Don't clown yourself."

oh jeez. NOW you tell me

Shoewhore said:

In the immortal words Lloyd Boston - "Ladies, if you can't walk elegantly in sky high-heels, opt for a sensible heel. Don't clown yourself."

Anyhoo, I'm off to get a pair of these today.

Shoewhore said:

In the immortal words Lloyd Boston - "Ladies, if you can't walk elegantly in sky high-heels, opt for a sensible heel. Don't clown yourself."

Oh, I can walk elegantly in high heels. And I would never wear the Dr. Scholl's things on the dance floor or at a formal event.

But there are times when they might be called for at the end of the night.

Genesia said:

Shoewhore said:

In the immortal words Lloyd Boston - "Ladies, if you can't walk elegantly in sky high-heels, opt for a sensible heel. Don't clown yourself."

Oh, I can walk elegantly in high heels. And I would never wear the Dr. Scholl's things on the dance floor or at a formal event.

But there are times when they might be called for at the end of the night.

They are prefect for the end of a long night. I no longer where high-ass heels when I go out dancing. I used to be able to do that and deal with the discomfort because I was always plastered but I don't drink like I used to.

i can't barely stand up in heels." kiss boots" ok...i'm such a grungey tomboy...

Shoewhore said:

In the immortal words Lloyd Boston - "Ladies, if you can't walk elegantly in sky high-heels, opt for a sensible heel. Don't clown yourself."

yeah, heels are hot, but if you are carrying them most of the night, or having to carry a second pair of shoes with you, is it really worth it?

johnart said:

Much better than Keds.

I SO agree.

johnart said:

chocolate1 said:

How much do they cost?

I usually take a pair of flats with me when I go out...

(John, you hush... )

Listen, anything beats keeping a pair of green keds at the coat check.

You have my blessing.

As a matter of fact buy THREE pair.

NDRU said:

Shoewhore said:

In the immortal words Lloyd Boston - "Ladies, if you can't walk elegantly in sky high-heels, opt for a sensible heel. Don't clown yourself."

yeah, heels are hot, but if you are carrying them most of the night, or having to carry a second pair of shoes with you, is it really worth it?

In a word, yes.

johnart said:

JustErin said:

Meh, I don't care what cheap little bag they come in...I'm just excited to be able to take off 5" heels and roll those little things out...even if it is just to walk to the car/taxi at the end of a long night.

But you wouldn't use the little bag AS your purse.

This will happen. These bitches are out there.

Great walk of shame footwear. For when you're wrecked in more ways than one.

Why do you feel the need to constantly comment on women's fast flats?

They have started to sell these in vending machines in some nightclubs/bars over here in the UK

Wowugotit said:

johnart said:

But you wouldn't use the little bag AS your purse.

This will happen. These bitches are out there.

Great walk of shame footwear. For when you're wrecked in more ways than one.

Why do you feel the need to constantly comment on women's fast flats?

Why wouldn't he? He knows more about high heels than most women.

Wowugotit said:

johnart said:

But you wouldn't use the little bag AS your purse.

This will happen. These bitches are out there.

Great walk of shame footwear. For when you're wrecked in more ways than one.

Why do you feel the need to constantly comment on women's fast flats?

is walk of shame like the next morning when you leave a stranger's place all dishevelled still in your disco clothes from last night? and mothers hurry their children along and tell them not to stare?

ZombieKitten said:

Wowugotit said:

Why do you feel the need to constantly comment on women's fast flats?

is walk of shame like the next morning when you leave a stranger's place all dishevelled still in your disco clothes from last night? and mothers hurry their children along and tell them not to stare?

That's one of them, for sure!

JustErin said:

ZombieKitten said:

is walk of shame like the next morning when you leave a stranger's place all dishevelled still in your disco clothes from last night? and mothers hurry their children along and tell them not to stare?

That's one of them, for sure!

oooh there are more????

Wowugotit said:

johnart said:

But you wouldn't use the little bag AS your purse.

This will happen. These bitches are out there.

Great walk of shame footwear. For when you're wrecked in more ways than one.

Why do you feel the need to constantly comment on women's fast flats?

Well, Catty Remarks was my major in college with a concentration in Flat and Ugly Women's Footwear. Thanks for asking.

In any case, I'm pretty sure I was commenting on the bag here.

johnart said:

Wowugotit said:

Why do you feel the need to constantly comment on women's fast flats?

Well, Catty Remarks was my major in college with a concentration in Flat and Ugly Women's Footwear. Thanks for asking.

In any case, I'm pretty sure I was commenting on the bag here.

Yeah, but there was a Keds snipe in there!

chocolate1 said:

johnart said:

Well, Catty Remarks was my major in college with a concentration in Flat and Ugly Women's Footwear. Thanks for asking.

In any case, I'm pretty sure I was commenting on the bag here.

Yeah, but there was a Keds snipe in there!

Almost-neon, green Keds, worn on a dancefloor, with an evening gown.

Was that too many commas??

johnart said:

Wowugotit said:

Why do you feel the need to constantly comment on women's fast flats?

Well, Catty Remarks was my major in college with a concentration in Flat and Ugly Women's Footwear. Thanks for asking.

In any case, I'm pretty sure I was commenting on the bag here.

what are "fast" flats as opposed to regular flats?

ZombieKitten said:

johnart said:

Well, Catty Remarks was my major in college with a concentration in Flat and Ugly Women's Footwear. Thanks for asking.

In any case, I'm pretty sure I was commenting on the bag here.

what are "fast" flats as opposed to regular flats?

unsightly and convenient?

johnart said:

chocolate1 said:

Yeah, but there was a Keds snipe in there!

Almost-neon, green Keds, worn on a dancefloor, with an evening gown.

Was that too many commas??

I was FIERCE!

ZombieKitten said:

johnart said:

Well, Catty Remarks was my major in college with a concentration in Flat and Ugly Women's Footwear. Thanks for asking.

In any case, I'm pretty sure I was commenting on the bag here.

what are "fast" flats as opposed to regular flats?

These ones are super bendy and can be rolled up, unlike reg flats.

johnart said:

ZombieKitten said:

what are "fast" flats as opposed to regular flats?

unsightly and convenient?

I didn't realise this is the name of the product

I was thinking what's wrong with fast (as in slutty or whorish)?

JustErin said:

These are brilliant.

http://multivu.prnewswire...lls/45831/

I think they're fairly new. I just saw them for the first time in September and just saw the first commercial for them late in October.

Nothinbutjoy said:

JustErin said:

These are brilliant.

http://multivu.prnewswire...lls/45831/

I think they're fairly new. I just saw them for the first time in September and just saw the first commercial for them late in October.

why is the wristlet "beige"????

wtf WRISTLET

Kate Wristlet