PunkMistress said:

paintedlady said:

I was born with a dark line of demarkation along my legs, the pubic line, and upper arms ...and my vulva is very dark considering my olive complexion. Its like I have a line that divides me in the center of my belly and another that separates my front from my back.

Because of the darknes of my skin in my nether regions, I've been made to feel bad by white female doctors I've had in the past, so now I only allow gynecologists that are non-white and male to examine me.

Fuck those fucking doctors.

actually... my current gyne has big gentle hands... he gives a great pelvic. I love male doctors.

paintedlady said:

PunkMistress said:

Fuck those fucking doctors.

actually... my current gyne has big gentle hands... he gives a great pelvic. I love male doctors.

I'd still like to go give those ignorant female doctors an education and a

paintedlady said:

PunkMistress said:

Fuck those fucking doctors.

actually... my current gyne has big gentle hands... he gives a great pelvic. I love male doctors.

...doesn't he think it's strange that you're in there once a month for "an exam"?

PurpleJedi said:

paintedlady said:

actually... my current gyne has big gentle hands... he gives a great pelvic. I love male doctors.

...doesn't he think it's strange that you're in there once a month for "an exam"?

He doesn't mind that I don't really need the KY either...

paintedlady said:

PurpleJedi said:

...doesn't he think it's strange that you're in there once a month for "an exam"?

He doesn't mind that I don't really need the KY either...

A tiny bit TMI. Just a little, though. I only have a general practitioner, but I prefer a female doctor, too. Most of my guy friends are like, "but what if you have to talk to her about, ya know, guy stuff?!" Which I don't understand at all. They all learned the same things at med school.

I don;t have any noticable ones but more or less everyone has some sort of genetic anomilie

Cerebus said:

paintedlady said:

He doesn't mind that I don't really need the KY either...

A tiny bit TMI. Just a little, though. I only have a general practitioner, but I prefer a female doctor, too. Most of my guy friends are like, "but what if you have to talk to her about, ya know, guy stuff?!" Which I don't understand at all. They all learned the same things at med school.

I guess I wouldn't mind an ugly female doc...but if she was smokin' hot, it would get really embarrassing when the hernia test came around.

Not a genetic anomaly but yesterday I found out that I'm not a social drinker.

Went with a friend for lunch and she convinced me to have a beer as well, but after drinking it in that environment, at noon, I started getting very quiet.

wildgoldenhoney said:

Not a genetic anomaly but yesterday I found out that I'm not a social drinker.

Went with a friend for lunch and she convinced me to have a beer as well, but after drinking it in that environment, at noon, I started getting very quiet.

At least you did not vomit in your own glass. Stick with and lemon.

Billmenever said:

wildgoldenhoney said:

Not a genetic anomaly but yesterday I found out that I'm not a social drinker.

Went with a friend for lunch and she convinced me to have a beer as well, but after drinking it in that environment, at noon, I started getting very quiet.

At least you did not vomit in your own glass. Stick with and lemon.

I had a Sprite afterwards.

wildgoldenhoney said:

Billmenever said:

At least you did not vomit in your own glass. Stick with and lemon.

I had a Sprite afterwards.

Close enough.

FauxReal said:

paintedlady said:

Blood flow races towards your penis... causing a lack of oxygen to your eyes, causing them to get red, which can make them seem a different color because the cornea is up against a different color, so do you get a lighter eye effect?

Hazel or very light brown eyes have that effect... my eyes are light brown or what I call "amber colored".

But this is just my theory...

yeah mine get a really light brown I guess. I guess I am on light-medium brown as is and they venture toward amber probably. So I am told. Somedays, I think my eyes do look lighter than others. I usually chalk it up to lighting.

"Your pupils are HUGE"

The doctor's office called and said my blood work looked good. I'm going to see him later this morning but they did tell me my total cholesterol level was 85.

That's abnormally low, but it's also the highest I can remember. It's been as low as 68, and was in the low-to-mid 70's for most of the last 20 years.

RodeoSchro said:

The doctor's office called and said my blood work looked good. I'm going to see him later this morning but they did tell me my total cholesterol level was 85.

That's abnormally low, but it's also the highest I can remember. It's been as low as 68, and was in the low-to-mid 70's for most of the last 20 years.

...is there any drawback to having abnormally-low cholesterol?

I have a genetic predisposition to HIGH cholesterol. It's over 200 and that's my "normal". My mom has it, as do ALL THREE OF MY KIDS.

The doc wants me to start taking pills, but I'm wary of starting that just yet.

PurpleJedi said:

RodeoSchro said:

The doctor's office called and said my blood work looked good. I'm going to see him later this morning but they did tell me my total cholesterol level was 85.

That's abnormally low, but it's also the highest I can remember. It's been as low as 68, and was in the low-to-mid 70's for most of the last 20 years.

...is there any drawback to having abnormally-low cholesterol?

Your body needs cholesterol.

If you had none, all your cells would disintegrate and you'd die.

PunkMistress said:

PurpleJedi said:

...is there any drawback to having abnormally-low cholesterol?

Your body needs cholesterol.

If you had none, all your cells would disintegrate and you'd die.

Certain kinds and in moderation.

PunkMistress said:

PurpleJedi said:

...is there any drawback to having abnormally-low cholesterol?

Your body needs cholesterol.

If you had none, all your cells would disintegrate and you'd die.

don't they measure 2 kinds of cholesterol? or have 2 numbers? like good and bad?

The master got told his good one was too low and to remedy that, he should drink a glass of wine every evening.

ZombieKitten said:

PunkMistress said:

Your body needs cholesterol.

If you had none, all your cells would disintegrate and you'd die.

don't they measure 2 kinds of cholesterol? or have 2 numbers? like good and bad?

The master got told his good one was too low and to remedy that, he should drink a glass of wine every evening.

At my last checkup the doc told me that my even though my cholesterol was high, my "good" cholesterol was the higher percentage of the total.

ZombieKitten said:

PunkMistress said:

Your body needs cholesterol.

If you had none, all your cells would disintegrate and you'd die.

don't they measure 2 kinds of cholesterol? or have 2 numbers? like good and bad?

The master got told his good one was too low and to remedy that, he should drink a glass of wine every evening.

I'm so sleepy. I just read that as "should drink a glass of wine every morning" and thought I wanted to switch doctors.

connorhawke said:

ZombieKitten said:

don't they measure 2 kinds of cholesterol? or have 2 numbers? like good and bad?

The master got told his good one was too low and to remedy that, he should drink a glass of wine every evening.

I'm so sleepy. I just read that as "should drink a glass of wine every morning" and thought I wanted to switch doctors.

no wonder you're sleepy!

ZombieKitten said:

connorhawke said:

I'm so sleepy. I just read that as "should drink a glass of wine every morning" and thought I wanted to switch doctors.

no wonder you're sleepy!

No, no. Mornings are for smoking crack