I cried. Big shits. I've decided there's nothing worse!

Okeydokey.

tremendous

retina said:

Okeydokey.

I like HAL. Good Avatar.

However, my point remains.

Marrk said:

I cried. Big shits. I've decided there's nothing worse!

Big shits after eating an entire bag of sunflower seeds shell and all.

Natural Internal Exfoliant.

must point out it's a rare occurence.

Ain't no worse feeling.

Do ya'll know that Whitney Houston once had a huge shit, but it was so huge that she struggled to get it through her anus...so she got Bobby to come and put his fist up her ass and break the turd with his fingers.

Now that is LOVE right there.

Pr1nceQuik said:

Ain't no worse feeling.

Do ya'll know that Whitney Houston once had a huge shit, but it was so huge that she struggled to get it through her anus...so she got Bobby to come and put his fist up her ass and break the turd with his fingers.

Now that is LOVE right there.

No. That is straight crack happening right there.

Pr1nceQuik said:

Ain't no worse feeling.

Do ya'll know that Whitney Houston once had a huge shit, but it was so huge that she struggled to get it through her anus...so she got Bobby to come and put his fist up her ass and break the turd with his fingers.

Now that is LOVE right there.

I remember that story. Said over dinner with a bunch of people present too. "That's black love baby!" went the quote.

She shouldn't have released it though

mynameisnotsusan said:

Pr1nceQuik said:

Ain't no worse feeling.

Do ya'll know that Whitney Houston once had a huge shit, but it was so huge that she struggled to get it through her anus...so she got Bobby to come and put his fist up her ass and break the turd with his fingers.

Now that is LOVE right there.

No. That is straight crack happening right there.

lol. But if my wife was crying out for help because of a huge turd, I would do anything to help.

You gotta do what you gotta do sometimes.

[Edited 11/9/10 16:20pm]

Pr1nceQuik said:

mynameisnotsusan said:

No. That is straight crack happening right there.

lol. But if my wife was crying out for help because of a huge turd, I would do anything to help.

You gotta do what you gotta do sometimes.

[Edited 11/9/10 16:20pm]

Come on now. I love mine too but no. No fucking way am i forking turds out with my fingers for anybody.

Marrk said:

Pr1nceQuik said:

lol. But if my wife was crying out for help because of a huge turd, I would do anything to help.

You gotta do what you gotta do sometimes.

[Edited 11/9/10 16:20pm]

Come on now. I love mine too but no. No fucking way am i forking turds out with my fingers for anybody.

Even though she's crying for help? Like Whitney was. I'd rather do it than let her get embarrassed by some medics and what not.

hell no that's what metamucil is for!!

NDRU said:

hell no that's what metamucil is for!!

I guess.

People that don't poo for like a week or 2 weeks= results in constipation.

Pr1nceQuik said:

Marrk said:

Come on now. I love mine too but no. No fucking way am i forking turds out with my fingers for anybody.

Even though she's crying for help? Like Whitney was. I'd rather do it than let her get embarrassed by some medics and what not.

laxatives first, love second.

Pr1nceQuik said:

NDRU said:

hell no that's what metamucil is for!!

I guess.

People that don't poo for like a week or 2 weeks= results in constipation.

2 days is constipation!!

NDRU said:

Pr1nceQuik said:

I guess.

People that don't poo for like a week or 2 weeks= results in constipation.

2 days is constipation!!

In extreme cases...the unatural big ones result from not going to the bathroom in like a week.

Marrk said:

I cried. Big shits. I've decided there's nothing worse!

Got any pics?

Marrk said:

Why did I even click on this thread?

luv4u said:

Why did I even click on this thread?

Personal experience???

CuddlyBear said:

luv4u said:

Why did I even click on this thread?

Personal experience???

Nope

luv4u said:

CuddlyBear said:

Personal experience???

Nope

Liar. Got pics?

CuddlyBear said:

luv4u said:

Nope

Liar. Got pics?

luv4u said:

CuddlyBear said:

Liar. Got pics?

A plunger would work better.

too much fuckin' info

CuddlyBear said:

luv4u said:

A plunger would work better.

I'm sure you use it on yourself quite well

luv4u said:

CuddlyBear said:

A plunger would work better.

I'm sure you use it on yourself quite well

Indeed. I'll post some pics.