paintedlady said:

Pr1nceQuik said:

I wish I had the ability to make my girl cum a couple of times:( That machine rules

That damn thing looks like it'll rip a clit clean off a coochie and leave it stuck on the ceiling.

She'll be looking for her vulva bits afterwards...

"Where'd my clit go?"

"Oh look... there's a peice stuck on the ceiling light cover."

it doesn't go that fast

ZombieKitten said:

paintedlady said:

That damn thing looks like it'll rip a clit clean off a coochie and leave it stuck on the ceiling.

She'll be looking for her vulva bits afterwards...

"Where'd my clit go?"

"Oh look... there's a peice stuck on the ceiling light cover."

it doesn't go that fast

I'm used to using my chain saw... looks like it has the same motor.

ZombieKitten said:

Pr1nceQuik said:

I wish I had the ability to make my girl cum a couple of times:( That machine rules

if it's intense first time, give her about 20 minutes to recover, then she should be ready to go again

I'ma take that on board

paintedlady said:

ZombieKitten said:

it doesn't go that fast

I'm used to using my chain saw... looks like it has the same motor.

it has been modified

paintedlady said:

Pr1nceQuik said:

I wish I had the ability to make my girl cum a couple of times:( That machine rules

That damn thing looks like it'll rip a clit clean off a coochie and leave it stuck on the ceiling.

She'll be looking for her vulva bits afterwards...

"Where'd my clit go?"

"Oh look... there's a peice stuck on the ceiling light cover."

lolz

That mofo does look brutal.

ZombieKitten said:

paintedlady said:

I'm used to using my chain saw... looks like it has the same motor.

it has been modified

I was finna say!

I may need to make a purchase....

Pr1nceQuik said:

ZombieKitten said:

if it's intense first time, give her about 20 minutes to recover, then she should be ready to go again

I'ma take that on board

not all women are multi-orgasmic (meaning one orgasm straight after another) but after a short break another orgasm equally intense as the first one should be possible as long as you aren't putting her off with your snoring or something (as happens at MY house )

*took off the im

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paintedlady said:

A bitch needs to know how to wash her ass before she can expect any man to put his face down there. Nothing worse than a cheesy cooch. YUCK!

Yeah...she needs to wash that cooch down with LYSOL and a BRILLO pad!

PurpleJedi said:

paintedlady said:

A bitch needs to know how to wash her ass before she can expect any man to put his face down there. Nothing worse than a cheesy cooch. YUCK!

Yeah...she needs to wash that cooch down with LYSOL and a BRILLO pad!

Add a power spray...

paintedlady said:

kibbles said:

okay time for more TMI.

i went to vote last tuesday, got there around 7:30 before the 8 pm closing time. had to wait for a booth, finally there was a spot.

went over and next to me was a woman in her yoga tights (you know those snug-fitting capri like pants), and guess she had just come from working out or whatever (i hope at least).

well, after few seconds of standing there filling out my form, i caught a whiff of the most godawful stench coming from her - and i knew it wasn't underarm stench. i mean it was GROSS; i couldn't freakin' breath, and i really didn't want to. i tried that trick where you try to breathe through your clothes -- nope, the stench was too powerful.

she had been standing there long before me so i was hoping she was almost done. but no, she was still taking her sweet time.

fortunately, i had marked up my sample ballot and all i had to do was zip through the form, making my little marks on the ballot. you have never seen someone vote so fast. i got the eff outta there QUICK...next year, i'm voting absentee.

!!!

EEewww. But you know some women that suffer from a STI can smell like shit. Had one ex-friend light up my bathroom. She peed and when she opened the bathroom door to step out the bathroom, the stench from her rotten twat wafted up and filled the hallway, and livingroom and kitchen. (I have an open floor plan) It was BAD! I was coughing.

I have to get the special neutralizing spray and bleach spray for the toilet. I immediately went to work with gloves on! I didn't care if she was offended.

She was making excuses, saying it was a simple yeast infection. :eyeroll: I told her she needed to see a doctor. My kids were complaining like crazy! She doesn't come to my house anymore. Thank goodness.

How some women allow themselves to get like that.... I will never understand it.

OH HOT DAMN! That's just not RIGHT!

Pr1nceQuik said:

http://www.worldstarhipho...pu509Ikkhg

Enjoy

now thats just foul...figuratively and literally speaking:ill:

The red part....wow...wow... You're supposed to wash fruit off befrore you offer people a bite.

Lord. This entire thread is killing me.

This is a new level of disgusting. What a deranged individual. Hell...if she didn't smell, he could have bitten down hard and ripped out the beef curtains .......

Anyway, now this fishy chick wont even get any in prison from the dykes once the other inmates read about her rotting, maggot infested vajayjay

Damn this sounds like a severe case of fish fungus...

StillGotIt said:

This is a new level of disgusting. What a deranged individual. Hell...if she didn't smell, he could have bitten down hard and ripped out the beef curtains .......

Anyway, now this fishy chick wont even get any in prison from the dykes once the other inmates read about her rotting, maggot infested vajayjay

Jeez, with a face like that is it any wonder she has to resort to threats of violence?

Honestly, i think there are only three ways to get a decayed veejayjay:

1) have unprotected sex with a dude whose got rotten jizz and let that shit fester in your cavity like stank egg salad in a paper bag on a hot day

2) not wash yourself...EVER

3) get old and never let your cooch breathe.

Other than those 3 reasons, a woman should not stink down there.

DesireeNevermind said:

Honestly, i think there are only three ways to get a decayed veejayjay:

1) have unprotected sex with a dude whose got rotten jizz and let that shit fester in your cavity like stank egg salad in a paper bag on a hot day

2) not wash yourself...EVER

3) get old and never let your cooch breathe.

Other than those 3 reasons, a woman should not stink down there.

Yep. That bout does it. Since I've been celibate, my good china has never been as fresh!

I know my 71 year-old boss is gettin pipe laid. She was standing in front of my desk one day, and I got a whiff of what I instantly recognized as "yeast." Well, then again, maybe she was on some heavy-duty antibiotics. They will wreak havoc on a healthy vijayjay.

ZombieKitten said:

Pr1nceQuik said:

I wish I had the ability to make my girl cum a couple of times:( That machine rules

if it's intense first time, give her about 20 minutes to recover, then she should be ready to go again

can you please comment on how they could've improved the lighting in that picture ?

while she was totally on the other end of the coochie smell scale, still pussy isn't meant to smell like fresh flowers eithers ...

0x41414141 said:

while she was totally on the other end of the coochie smell scale, still pussy isn't meant to smell like fresh flowers eithers ...

Clean pussy doesn't really have a smell.... I smell the scent of my urine before I smell my coochie.

If a woman is fat, and she has um... lots of flesh down there, then sweat is the main factor from a lack of air circulation. I am fat and I keep my ass/coochie in check so its not a third armpit of bacteria. That can make anyone smell rank in no time at all. No hamper cooch for me thank you.

Products and certain soaps work great in that circumstance. Some women opt not to use soap directly on their vulvas, I did when I was young, but now I need to soap up and kill bacteria. I take special care down there... I think as women age, they all should, especially if they have flesh that rubs against itself ( alotta asscrackally goodness) .

0x41414141 said:

ZombieKitten said:

if it's intense first time, give her about 20 minutes to recover, then she should be ready to go again

can you please comment on how they could've improved the lighting in that picture ?

it IS very harsh isn't it

it's so overexposed parts of her face are completely blown out.

Looks like it's taken with a very low resolution camera, like a webcam even.

To light a lady in a flattering way, you should use 2 light sources - one directional, and one to fill in unflattering shadows (eg. a reflector)

This set-up is known as "clamshell"

Softbox from above, reflector from below.

see? she is MUCH cuter now

what a thread

ZombieKitten said:

0x41414141 said:

can you please comment on how they could've improved the lighting in that picture ?

it IS very harsh isn't it

it's so overexposed parts of her face are completely blown out.

Looks like it's taken with a very low resolution camera, like a webcam even.

To light a lady in a flattering way, you should use 2 light sources - one directional, and one to fill in unflattering shadows (eg. a reflector)

This set-up is known as "clamshell"

Softbox from above, reflector from below.

see? she is MUCH cuter now

but still she has stank coochie ... no good !

0x41414141 said:

ZombieKitten said:

it IS very harsh isn't it

it's so overexposed parts of her face are completely blown out.

Looks like it's taken with a very low resolution camera, like a webcam even.

To light a lady in a flattering way, you should use 2 light sources - one directional, and one to fill in unflattering shadows (eg. a reflector)

This set-up is known as "clamshell"

Softbox from above, reflector from below.

see? she is MUCH cuter now

but still she has stank coochie ... no good !

just thank your lucky stars that the internet is odorless!

DesireeNevermind said:

Honestly, i think there are only three ways to get a decayed veejayjay:

1) have unprotected sex with a dude whose got rotten jizz and let that shit fester in your cavity like stank egg salad in a paper bag on a hot day

2) not wash yourself...EVER

3) get old and never let your cooch breathe.

Other than those 3 reasons, a woman should not stink down there.

http://rdk.homeip.net/blowfly_girl/

Xibalba said:

DesireeNevermind said:

Honestly, i think there are only three ways to get a decayed veejayjay:

1) have unprotected sex with a dude whose got rotten jizz and let that shit fester in your cavity like stank egg salad in a paper bag on a hot day

2) not wash yourself...EVER

3) get old and never let your cooch breathe.

Other than those 3 reasons, a woman should not stink down there.

http://rdk.homeip.net/blowfly_girl/

I'm not clicking the maggot thing, could you summarise it?