So I know where I'm headed.

But the men's chorus sang, which is auto-funny. I don't know why old guys are automatically tone deaf. So they get up and test the mics for 2 min. (Nobody does that. They're on, just sing.)

And when your boy slid his ass sideways to the mic for his lead, I started gigglin. And when he forgot the second verse, I started laughin. And when he shushed the organ player, I almost peed. But it got serious, cause he hadda testify.

"Some a ya'll know my grandson... uh. Got shot in the eye..."

Oh shit. Stop laughin, D.

"Wit a bb gun..."

OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH SHHHHHHHHITTTT!!! Why you say dat shit?!?

I laid on the pew, sobbin. Ushers brought me tissue. Thought I was in the spirit. Little did they know.

Red rider ass grandson. Never breakdown a song for that shit. Lmao

what the people around you do?

My sister was on one side, elbowin me "shut up, shut up" between her gritted teeth.

My ex was on my other side, genuinely sympathetic. Which didn't help my laughter.

And then that usher brought me tissue.

That story made me laugh out loud!

I was sitting at my desk while my roommate had her study hall.

I totally pictured it with the men in my church!

DrRockdapuss said:

I laid on the pew, sobbin. Ushers brought me tissue. Thought I was in the spirit. Little did they know.

OK... that made me laugh, too. But why didn't you just step outside for a moment?

[Edited 11/9/10 6:09am]

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