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PrintableLaVisHh said: If you and I were alone in a room, stark naked, what would you do?
 turn bright red  | |
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AzureStar said: Why were you born on the worst day of my life?
don't you mean the first day of my life? | |
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Christopher said: why you so crazay?
i'm not...i'm the yard stick for normal | |
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Why can't you keep up with the questions?  | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Are the Russian satellites powerful enough to look in my windows and read something on my table?
Alex told me it wasn't so, but I think he's just trying to hide what he knows for the good of his people or whatever. 
Should I take the signs off of my table that say, "Hello, mother Russia!" ...? alex is wise in the ways of the satellites no leave them | |
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Who am I? | |
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LaVisHh said: Are you for real?
absolooodle | |
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Are you sorry? | |
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LaVisHh said: What am I wearing right now?
the same thing you were wearing a minute ago | |
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TRON said: Who do you think you are?
 shit...i think you've got me there
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Why can't I beat Alex at chess? Why does he kick my ass?
If I upped my daily dosages of vodka and borscht, would I be good? -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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MrBliss said: LaVisHh said: What am I wearing right now?
the same thing you were wearing a minute ago Wrong! I changed my clothes you took so damned long!  | |
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althom said: Why doesn't it hurt when I have my hair cut?
because you suffer from follecular neurosis | |
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Christopher said: who do you hate on the org? please make a list with detailed reasons
thanks in advance. 1. FACE | |
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PURPLEJACKSON9 said: MrBliss said: PURPLEJACKSON9 said: Do u really like ducks?
define like Do u screw 'em? define screw | |
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Why does the hair in my nose grow? | |
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Do you love me more than chocolate soufflé? | |
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Aerogram said: Do you love me more than chocolate soufflé?
I do. Does that count?  -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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althom said: Why can't you keep up with the questions?
because i don't speak english | |
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DOLPHINA said: Who am I?
not LaVisHh | |
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Why are Queenslanders so slow?  | |
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AzureStar said: Are you sorry?
i'm really really sorry | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Why can't I beat Alex at chess? Why does he kick my ass?
If I upped my daily dosages of vodka and borscht, would I be good? he's russian...and he knew chess before you were born possibly | |
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Are you really a duck-molesting lush? This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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Why do you want to us to ask you anything? | |
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althom said: Why does the hair in my nose grow?
to make you look masculine | |
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Aerogram said: Do you love me more than chocolate soufflé?
i'm not qualified to judge as i haven't tasted either | |
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Supernova said: Are you really a duck-molesting lush?
i'm not a lush
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Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp? | |
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althom said: Why do you want to us to ask you anything?
to shed some light on the mystery that is Bliss | |
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