I'm due for a mid-life crisis and I have no idea what to do. When I read about it, it sounds like I'm supposed to go out there and buy me a shiny red car, have several affairs, make a huge dent in my savings, etc... but it doesn't seem likely... Firstly, I'm not allowed to drive. Secondly, I have no need for affairs because hmmm.. let's just say I have enough rope to hang myself. Thirdly, I don't know how to spend lots of money... So I'm really at a loss to figure what the heck I'm supposed to do.

Did anyone have a mid-life crisis, or an early one at least? I need your advice. I'm looking for something fun and not too debasing.

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hi! I havent seen you in a while maybe Ive been in the wrong places. But Hi! Glad to see you

Are you OLD Aero?


Hey, I can spend some money. I can spend A LOT of money. But none of that other stuff interests me, and I wouldn't spend beyond my means.

Spending money is my specialty
If you don't drive, then just go for a trip around the world.
Do something like a tour of the amusement parks of the world.

Supernova said:

My hair is starting to turn gray. Should I use Just for Men or Gercian formula?

I have a suggestion, Aero... send me all your money, I will buy a new car, score with a lot of chicks and spend your cash for you!

yeah are you in europe???


Go to egypt and see the pyramids and shit

or if you dont live in Europe go live there for six months!!

Aerogram said:

I have a few strands of gray too, although you can't tell unless you look closely. But I got my very first gray years ago...and I think I'm younger than you.

Aerogram said:

Go with henna--all natural. That other stuff will make you hair drop faster.

Aerogram said:

NuPwrSoul said:

(Looking at NPS's gorgeous hair)

And you know this because...?
[This message was edited Thu Jan 30 21:23:19 PST 2003 by Aerogram]

NuPwrSoul said:

Henna is cool for men to use, as you eventually cut it off...but for men with long hair...steer clear.

IceNine said:

What's the catch?

[This message was edited Thu Jan 30 21:29:36 PST 2003 by LaVisHh]

Aerogram said:

The catch is that I have to enjoy it.

LaVisHh said:

Now that's just mean, LaV.

Supernova said:

The face was for Just for Men and Grecian formula...they are harsh products...never use them...and they stink.

I see.

Supernova said:

Hey, sometimes I think I'm having a mid-life crisis at 24. I'm too young for this!

LaVisHh said:

I use a black magic marker...

wellbeyond said:

Say it isn't so! spray paint is better

on second thought
[This message was edited Thu Jan 30 22:36:00 PST 2003 by shausler]

Think like a kid again. DO WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY! Not what you think others EXPECT you to do.

LaVisHh said:

I don't have enough to use spray paint, so I use a magic marker on them individually...

wellbeyond said:

Just shave the shit off and deal with it

theC said:

Practically there now...lol 8)

wellbeyond said:

Go all the way, ain't no half-steppin!

I say go slumming around Europe this summer with nothing but a backpack and a Eurorail pass. That's what I'd do.

i'm quitting my job to become a counterfeiter. i need some time off, and this 8-5 is stifling me. counterfeiting has always seemed artsy-appealing in a graphic arts kinda way. i'm going to launder my bills at out of the way places so as to lessen the risk. mum's the word on this, 'k