DrRockdapuss said:

psychodelicide said:

If my brothers and I were smart alecky kids, we would say, "Really, grandma, bats live in trees? I always thought they lived in caves!"

Only Bruce Wayne does... lol.

Caves are harder to find than trees. So a lot of bats do live in trees and do that dracula cape wrap to keep the sun out.

all our fruit bats live in the botanical gardens and stuff!!!

I don't like the words ass used like "big-ass car" I can't NOT conjure up in my mind a car shaped like a big ass.

I'm way too literal and imaginative

ZombieKitten said:

DrRockdapuss said:

Only Bruce Wayne does... lol.

Caves are harder to find than trees. So a lot of bats do live in trees and do that dracula cape wrap to keep the sun out.

all our fruit bats live in the botanical gardens and stuff!!!

I hate when people respond on little stickies "thanks tons"

AM I WRONG?

DrRockdapuss said:

psychodelicide said:

If my brothers and I were smart alecky kids, we would say, "Really, grandma, bats live in trees? I always thought they lived in caves!"

Only Bruce Wayne does... lol.

Caves are harder to find than trees. So a lot of bats do live in trees and do that dracula cape wrap to keep the sun out.

awwww cuties

People who start their sentences with "Imma". Hell, this is not even a word.

[Edited 11/8/10 9:56am]

A few more I thought of:

Someone else mentioned this, but I also want to smack the fools who use "Conversate." You just KNOW who invented this word. My people, my people...

"You People" Oh, it will be on!

Another gem my people started back in the early 80's:

"Know what I'm sayin?" or just "Sayin" after the completion of the sentence. I HATE that!

I worked with a woman years ago who would say, "Do you understand what I'm saying?" after stating a simple, mundane sentence. I finally got so disgusted with hearing it, I shouted, "YES, I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING! I'M NOT A BLITHERING IDIOT, FOOL!

I hate when rappers are on stage and they keep telling the audience to "make some noise", which is another way of saying our performace sucks would you please try to liven it up a bit?

Funkcreep said:

I hate when rappers are on stage and they keep telling the audience to "make some noise", which is another way of saying our performace sucks would you please try to liven it up a bit?

I don't like "good luck with that!"

frankly i think folks should lighten up about irritating words. know why?

'cause it's all good.

Shyra said:

A few more I thought of:

Someone else mentioned this, but I also want to smack the fools who use "Conversate." You just KNOW who invented this word. My people, my people...

"You People" Oh, it will be on!

Another gem my people started back in the early 80's:

"Know what I'm sayin?" or just "Sayin" after the completion of the sentence. I HATE that!

I worked with a woman years ago who would say, "Do you understand what I'm saying?" after stating a simple, mundane sentence. I finally got so disgusted with hearing it, I shouted, "YES, I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING! I'M NOT A BLITHERING IDIOT, FOOL!

What's the difference between "Know what I'm sayin'?" and "Ya feel me?"

I think I use the latter more often.

Number23 said:

To be honest... Don't take this the wrong way, but... I know how you feel... I'm sorry but... You're such a fucking dick...

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XxAxX said:

frankly i think folks should lighten up about irritating words. know why?

'cause it's all good.

I don't feel like going through all the posts to see if this has been said and if it hasn't i'm surprised but:

"It's not you, it's me."

Give me a ten breaks, what the HELL do you mean by that shit?

anyone who mocks jersey. see other post.

SaraWright10 said:

I don't feel like going through all the posts to see if this has been said and if it hasn't i'm surprised but:

"It's not you, it's me."

Give me a ten breaks, what the HELL do you mean by that shit?

You're giving me the "It's not you, it's me" bit?? Nobody tells me it's them, not me. If it's anybody it's me!

:wipestear: Oh George Costanza...

ZombieKitten said:

XxAxX said:

frankly i think folks should lighten up about irritating words. know why?

'cause it's all good.

any combination of the words 'period' and 'point blank' used for emphasis.

whistle said:

any combination of the words 'period' and 'point blank' used for emphasis.

I remember, on one season of The Real World, there was a house member who used to say, "Point blank, period!" when making a statement. It was kind of irritating.

I really dislike when people say "Don't worry about the things you can't control"

I hate to say this...but if this phrase is used at the wrong time it's just like saying "yes I am going to go out and be a stupid F"

ZombieKitten said:

I don't like "good luck with that!"

I use that ALL the time....when I don't have any input or advice

"It is what it is"

The biggest bullshit cop-out ever.

"peace out" is kinda irritating. My 9 year old says that to his friends so I guess if you under 12 you can get away with it.

It's irritating when the person you say bye to at the end of the office work day mimicks whatever you say. For example if you say "good night", they respond exactly the same way. So i tested it yesterday and told her nothing, just kinda gestured with my hand bye, and guess what she did? Same freakin thing! It's really irritating, it's like think for yourself.

Being the receptionist I have to say to say goodnite to everybody... (mind u im anti social) So friday evenings everybody says have a good weekend. But this one douchebag always has to say "Have a GREAT weekend!" Oh stfu!!!!!

Tokyo89 said:

Being the receptionist I have to say to say goodnite to everybody... (mind u im anti social) So friday evenings everybody says have a good weekend. But this one douchebag always has to say "Have a GREAT weekend!" Oh stfu!!!!!

so he emphasis "GREAT" yeah that would be irritating. I hope you don't mimick somebody if they change it up a bit. That's ok if you say "have a good weekend" to everybody, but what if somebody throws a "see you Monday", how would you respond?

Funkcreep said:

Tokyo89 said:

Being the receptionist I have to say to say goodnite to everybody... (mind u im anti social) So friday evenings everybody says have a good weekend. But this one douchebag always has to say "Have a GREAT weekend!" Oh stfu!!!!!

so he emphasis "GREAT" yeah that would be irritating. I hope you don't mimick somebody if they change it up a bit. That's ok if you say "have a good weekend" to everybody, but what if somebody throws a "see you Monday", how would you respond?

Ok see ya!

When anyone says have a goodnite or weekend I just say you too

I never wanted to be a receptionist