There is a f#cking MOUSE in my house!

2 weeks ago my wife found little mouse turds and we started buying traps and sealing everything in plastic. 2 weeks later the damned this STILL hasn't been caught, and we're all in a state of disgust.

Yesterday I spent all evening cleaning up mouse crap from the storage space upstairs. It got into our Thanksgiving decorations and had a veritable feast with the Indian corn and wheat displays. (Cannot BELEIVE we'd forgotten it was up there!!!) You cannot imagine how utterly disgusted I am. It was EVERYWHERE.

We've bought mouse traps of all shapes and sizes, poison, and glue pads. This motherfudder is one smart rodent, 'cuz he ain't falling for it.

Anyone have a cat I can borrow?

[Edited 11/19/10 9:01am]

Are you sure it's only A mouse? It could be a mommy mouse with precious wittle hairless itttle babies all snug as a bug in your shredded decoratioins? Sounds like mousey was nesting. Awww!

You are right. Rodents are evil.

paintedlady said:

Are you sure it's only A mouse? It could be a mommy mouse with precious wittle hairless itttle babies all snug as a bug in your shredded decoratioins? Sounds like mousey was nesting. Awww!

for every one you see, it's how many unseen????

ZombieKitten said:

paintedlady said:

Are you sure it's only A mouse? It could be a mommy mouse with precious wittle hairless itttle babies all snug as a bug in your shredded decoratioins? Sounds like mousey was nesting. Awww!

for every one you see, it's how many unseen????

I certainly hope not.

If little baby mice start appearing, I'm setting the house on fire.

PurpleJedi said:

ZombieKitten said:

for every one you see, it's how many unseen????

I certainly hope not.

If little baby mice start appearing, I'm setting the house on fire.

Mice are hard to kill... use bait, if they know the smell then use snap traps CAREFULLY loaded with meat. They love meat. Bacon! I hope its not a family.

I think I have a mouse somewhere in my kitchen I can hear him at night As long as he doesn't come out I've been dealing with it, but yes they are the devil's work Little booger never goes anywhere near the traps

I just watched a few videos of dogs killing rats and it made me feel happy.

Mice are awesome. Rats too.

paintedlady said:

Mice are hard to kill... use bait, if they know the smell then use snap traps CAREFULLY loaded with meat. They love meat. Bacon! I hope its not a family.

From what I've read peanut butter is one of their favorites as is scrambled eggs...though that could get smelly.

You could call an exterminator,although that can be costly.They do a good job,though.

Hey! Rodents aren't all bad! My gerbils are awesome!!

It's just a pain in the arse that they're living somewhere you don't want them to be.

We had a mouse in our old house. It wouldn't ever go near the traps. One night I heard my husband call me from the kitchen. I went down and he was staring at a mouse on the kitchen worktop.... and the mouse was sat there staring right back at him. They were having a fucking standoff

Anyway, we managed to catch it in an ice-cream tub and I made him drive it down the road to let it out in the woods. Luckily we never got any more.

Lisa10 said:

I made my husband drive it down the road to let it out in the woods.

Women

PANDURITO said:

Lisa10 said:

I made my husband drive it down the road to let it out in the woods.

Women

SOME women

I crush their heads between 2 bricks

ZombieKitten said:

PANDURITO said:

Women

SOME women

I crush their heads between 2 bricks

You're so sweet

PANDURITO said:

Lisa10 said:

I made my husband drive it down the road to let it out in the woods.

Women

ZombieKitten said:

PANDURITO said:

Women

SOME women

I crush their heads between 2 bricks

PANDURITO said:

ZombieKitten said:

SOME women

I crush their heads between 2 bricks

You're so sweet

I'm also GREAT with one of these

PurpleJedi. You don't need a cat.

You need ZombieKitten

PANDURITO said:

PurpleJedi. You don't need a cat.

You need ZombieKitten

PANDURITO said:

Lisa10 said:

I made my husband drive it down the road to let it out in the woods.

Women

And he wasn't fully clothed either.

typo edit

[Edited 11/5/10 3:25am]

ZombieKitten said:

PANDURITO said:

Women

SOME women

I crush their heads between 2 bricks

Lisa10 said:

PANDURITO said:

Women

And he wasn't fullt clothed either.

what?!?!?!?! Shocking, shocking, shocking! A mouse ran up my stocking! When it got to my knee , what did it see? Shocking, shocking, shocking! ...

PurpleJedi said:

There is a f#cking MOUSE in my house!

2 weeks ago my wife found little mouse turds and we started buying traps and sealing everything in plastic. 2 weeks later the damned this STILL hasn't been caught, and we're all in a state of disgust.

Yesterday I spent all evening cleaning up mouse crap from the storage space upstairs. It got into our Thanksgiving decorations and had a veritable feast with the Indian corn and wheat displays. (Cannot BELEIVE we'd forgotten it was up there!!!) You cannot imagine how utterly disgusted I am. It was EVERYWHERE.

We've bought mouse traps of all shapes and sizes, poison, and glue pads. This motherfudder is one smart rodent, 'cuz he ain't falling for it.

Anyone have a cat I can borrow?

awww. mice are adorable little animals! why not tame them, train them to do tricks and start up a mouse circus?

just an idea

ZombieKitten said:

Lisa10 said:

And he wasn't fullt clothed either.

what?!?!?!?! Shocking, shocking, shocking! A mouse ran up my stocking! When it got to my knee , what did it see? Shocking, shocking, shocking! ...

He was wearing boxers and a sweatshirt (it was the middle of the night). And we lived in the middle of nowhere so it didn't matter.

Lisa10 said:

ZombieKitten said:

what?!?!?!?! Shocking, shocking, shocking! A mouse ran up my stocking! When it got to my knee , what did it see? Shocking, shocking, shocking! ...

He was wearing boxers and a sweatshirt (it was the middle of the night). And we lived in the middle of nowhere so it didn't matter.

Hard to explain if you're caught half naked in the middle of the night with a mouse in your hand

Lisa10 said:

ZombieKitten said:

what?!?!?!?! Shocking, shocking, shocking! A mouse ran up my stocking! When it got to my knee , what did it see? Shocking, shocking, shocking! ...

He was wearing boxers and a sweatshirt (it was the middle of the night). And we lived in the middle of nowhere so it didn't matter.

seriously it sounds so weird where you live

here in Australia mice just have fur

PANDURITO said:

Lisa10 said:

He was wearing boxers and a sweatshirt (it was the middle of the night). And we lived in the middle of nowhere so it didn't matter.

Hard to explain if you're caught half naked in the middle of the night with a mouse in your hand

He was gone for quite a while.

Lisa10 said:

PANDURITO said:

Hard to explain if you're caught half naked in the middle of the night with a mouse in your hand

He was gone for quite a while.

Lisa: " Did you get rid of it yet? "

Husband: "Mmmm" "Yes!"