Love how in the original film, he grows all his muscles from walkin a capstan.

Cardio?

Muscles, from cardio?

Fuck dat.

DrRockdapuss said:

Love how in the original film, he grows all his muscles from walkin a capstan.

Cardio?

Muscles, from cardio?

Fuck dat.

He was pushing "the wheel of pain"! By himself! He would have had strong legs at least. In a pulp fiction world.

For the original movie they actually had Arnold gain back some fat and lose some definition to get a bit less cut to look less like a competitive body builder (more like a wrestler body?)

ufoclub said:

He was pushing "the wheel of pain"! By himself! He would have had strong legs at least. In a pulp fiction world.

For the original movie they actually had Arnold gain back some fat and lose some definition to get a bit less cut to look less like a competitive body builder (more like a wrestler body?)

Know whats hilarious? On youtube, there are bodybuilders all over the world who build their own homemade versions of "Conan's Wheel"

http://www.youtube.com/wa...ety_mode=1

Only, physically speaking, they're in no way related other than walking in a circle.

These dudes are carrying a load in their arms. That makes sense. He would have grown that way.

Conan is just lifting an invisible anchor like they did on old ships, which is essentially like walkin a treadmill with some resistance.

The weapons in the CTB movie are crazy cool. Conan had those arm sheaths with the blades on them! One of his opponents had his teeth filed down to look like shark teeth. When he bit into Conan's shoulder . I love the battle axe and whips!

Ooh Ooh....remember the scene where he fucked that asian witch and as soon as she came she turned into like a bolt of lightening or some shit. Or was it a fire flame? I dunno....she ceased to be human that's for sure. A little Conan barbarian dick sword will do that to you I guess.

DesireeNevermind said:

Shawnt27 said:

DesireeNevermind said:

The weapons in the CTB movie are crazy cool. Conan had those arm sheaths with the blades on them! One of his opponents had his teeth filed down to look like shark teeth. When he bit into Conan's shoulder . I love the battle axe and whips!

Ooh Ooh....remember the scene where he fucked that asian witch and as soon as she came she turned into like a bolt of lightening or some shit. Or was it a fire flame? I dunno....she ceased to be human that's for sure. A little Conan barbarian dick sword will do that to you I guess.

The witch and the Asian women were two different people. Conan got laid a lot in this movie.

Wha????? Tell me more.

Shawnt27 said:

DesireeNevermind said:

The weapons in the CTB movie are crazy cool. Conan had those arm sheaths with the blades on them! One of his opponents had his teeth filed down to look like shark teeth. When he bit into Conan's shoulder . I love the battle axe and whips!

Ooh Ooh....remember the scene where he fucked that asian witch and as soon as she came she turned into like a bolt of lightening or some shit. Or was it a fire flame? I dunno....she ceased to be human that's for sure. A little Conan barbarian dick sword will do that to you I guess.

The witch and the Asian women were two different people. Conan got laid a lot in this movie.

The witch was an asian woman!

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0310430/

okay half asian.

[Edited 11/8/10 10:27am]

^ I don't remember any other asian woman besides the witch.

DesireeNevermind said:

^ I don't remember any other asian woman besides the witch.

When he's a captive and being trained in philosophy and sex, they push in some asian chick and all watch what starts to happen...

DesireeNevermind said:

Shawnt27 said:

DesireeNevermind said:

^ I don't remember any other asian woman besides the witch.

When Conan was still a captive and learning how to fight from the war masters of the East, they brought him a woman to have fun with in his cell. He got with the witch after he escaped.

Ok I have to watch it again. I vaguely remember a woman in a cage but I honestly can't picture anything else with Conan and this chick. Was this a sex scene? I would have remembered it if it were a sex scene.

DesireeNevermind said:

Shawnt27 said:

DesireeNevermind said: When Conan was still a captive and learning how to fight from the war masters of the East, they brought him a woman to have fun with in his cell. He got with the witch after he escaped.

Ok I have to watch it again. I vaguely remember a woman in a cage but I honestly can't picture anything else with Conan and this chick. Was this a sex scene? I would have remembered it if it were a sex scene.

They push her in the cage just after the narrator is talking about him learning philosophy and poetry, then he says, "he also came to know the pleasures of women when he was bread to the finest stock", Conan walks over and puts a fur around her, then he walks her over and lays her down, opens the fur and checks her out, smiling - cut to the next scene.

My all-time favorite movie. Seen it at least 200 times. So NOT in support of this new abomination.