The cabbie and the nun. This cabbie picked up a nun and kept staring at her. She asked why was he staring? He said he didn't want to offend her, but kissing a nun has always been his fantasy. She asked him if he was single and Catholic? He said yes. She told him to pull into the next alley. They kissed. As they were on their way,the cabbie confessed that he was married and baptist. She said that's ok, my name is Kevin.

Hahaha, it's funny because that whole time the cabbie never stopped the meter from running. She totally got ripped off.

..uhhm, okay?