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What is the sickest thing you have done??? Well, I cant really tell you the sickest thing or I surez would get locked up, but one thing that springs to mind makes me gag everytime I think of it.. 
One night afew years ago I went out on the town with my then boyfriend...well I had had far too much to drink and was feeling abit shit when I got home so my boyfriend made me some scrambled egg on toast to 'line' my stomach before I went to bed... When I woke up, I felt so ill, my stomach empty and dehydrated that I reached down to the side of the bed and picked up a cup of tea and had a slurp, then thought hmm, scrambled egg on toast, so I took a bite and started eating it... 
I didnt realise I had puked out the bed during the night - classy woman me  (well it was years ago!) - and I was eating lumpy sick on toast!  | |
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ewww red thats gross lol jeff m. biggs | |
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There are a few more stories but I am not gonna post them until I here some of yours! | |
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Dead Bird on the ground.
I jab a stick in it and throw it against the wall at some other kids. The chest cavity explodes and maggots go flying everywhere. muhuhahahahahahahahahaha!  -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Still it's nice to know, when our bodies wear out, we can get another -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- |
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Do tell, do tell, Red!  | |
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I puked while driving.
I peed on my cousin. I had  sex with RedFeathers | |
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I kicked a 3 year old in the face with my wooden clogs for the fun of it!  I was 7 at the time...it wasnt that funny when his Mum came round and complained! | |
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I had sex with Heavenly, Step and Drika! | |
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 My tummy is making some really wierd noises tonight..
This one is funny!
When I was 15 at school my friends wanted to smoke during lunch time, so my friend Sophie (God Bless her, she was killed when she was 19  ) whose Mum was our music teacher at school, nicked her Mums cigarettes from her car. We went behind the school field where there was bushes to hide behind and the school wall which had a public path (sidewalk) on the other side. People used to throw all kinds of rubbish over the wall when they passed by. Anyway my mates were smoking - I wasnt  - and some younger school kids caught us and threatened to tell the head mistress on us. I asked them if I gave them some sweets would they promise not to tell. They agreed. So I looked on the ground and found a tube of Steradent tablets (the ones that you put in a glass of water to clean false teeth with - now why would someone throw them away? lol) Anyway they looked like mints when you took them out the packet, so I gave each little girl one and they popped them in their mouths lmao! Their faces were a picture! The tablets were burning their mouths off and bleaching their teeth! They ran away crying and the school got about 3 complaints from their parents saying me and my mates were pushing drugs! Luckily we got off scott free, and it taught them never to snitch on any sick mf like me again! | |
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In highschool I had just gotten over a sinus infection...I hawked up a huge green loogy and spit it in the middle of the table where all of the cheerleaders were sitting at and dipped my cracker in it and ate it.
I only did it to make them sick and it worked. 3 girls puked right there and then it set off a chain reaction...I think about 5 other people puked too. I got suspended for a day  | |
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CarrieLee said: In highschool I had just gotten over a sinus infection...I hawked up a huge green loogy and spit it in the middle of the table where all of the cheerleaders were sitting at and dipped my cracker in it and ate it.
I only did it to make them sick and it worked. 3 girls puked right there and then it set off a chain reaction...I think about 5 other people puked too. I got suspended for a day
wait a sec...you're not supposed to eat those?  [This message was edited Thu Jan 30 13:28:39 PST 2003 by Heavenly] | |
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Heavenly said: CarrieLee said: In highschool I had just gotten over a sinus infection...I hawked up a huge green loogy and spit it in the middle of the table where all of the cheerleaders were sitting at and dipped my cracker in it and ate it.
I only did it to make them sick and it worked. 3 girls puked right there and then it set off a chain reaction...I think about 5 other people puked too. I got suspended for a day
wait a sec...you're not supposed to eat those?
[This message was edited Thu Jan 30 13:28:39 PST 2003 by Heavenly] Well I didn't scoop it up or anything... I just dipped the cracker in it a little then ate the cracker.
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My brother went on holiday with a group of mates. One of the lads was being a prick so my bro got this lads' toothbrush stuck it up his asshole, while another friend also used the wankers' camera to take a picture. It wasnt till this loser got home and developed the photos that he realised he had been using this toothbrush all holiday that had been up my bros ass! | |
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REDFEATHERS said: My brother went on holiday with a group of mates. One of the lads was being a prick so my bro got this lads' toothbrush stuck it up his asshole, while another friend also used the wankers' camera to take a picture. It wasnt till this loser got home and developed the photos that he realised he had been using this toothbrush all holiday that had been up my bros ass!
I'm on love with you and your family, Red
But I don't think I'll be getting anywhere near you. I'm too scared _______________________________
 Miss Cute
For whatever it's worth, I'm sorry. | |
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Can we change the name of this thread to "grossest" rather than sickest?  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: My brother went on holiday with a group of mates. One of the lads was being a prick so my bro got this lads' toothbrush stuck it up his asshole, while another friend also used the wankers' camera to take a picture. It wasnt till this loser got home and developed the photos that he realised he had been using this toothbrush all holiday that had been up my bros ass!
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When I was younger me and my younger sister used to have finger nail growing competitions to see whose grew the longest the fastest! Well my lil sis was winning and I was so angry and wanted to win that when she was sleeping I bit all her finger nails off and left them on her bedside cabinet.
I won!  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: My brother went on holiday with a group of mates. One of the lads was being a prick so my bro got this lads' toothbrush stuck it up his asshole, while another friend also used the wankers' camera to take a picture. It wasnt till this loser got home and developed the photos that he realised he had been using this toothbrush all holiday that had been up my bros ass!
How looovely... --»You're my favourite moment, you're my Saturday... | |
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CarrieLee said: In highschool I had just gotten over a sinus infection...I hawked up a huge green loogy and spit it in the middle of the table where all of the cheerleaders were sitting at and dipped my cracker in it and ate it.
I only did it to make them sick and it worked. 3 girls puked right there and then it set off a chain reaction...I think about 5 other people puked too. I got suspended for a day AMEN TO THAT!!! -------------  | |
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I think I'm going to be sick. I'm leaving this thread never to return. Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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