OK, I got inspired by that other thread about killer purses and wants. I'm a nosey bitch. I wanna know what y'all rich bitches carry in dem bags.

Even though I don't fit my bitch description, here goes:

1 wallet. The kind that holds credit cards, cash, coins, checkbook, etc. That bitch alone weighs 3lbs.

2 date books

1 note pad

2 pens

1 tube Anais Anais hand lotion

1 small container of Vaseline (You know a ho gotta be ready...)

1 eyeglass chamois

1 packet of makeup brushes. I don't know what the hell for since I don't wear makeup.

1 cell phone

2 lipsticks

1 comb

2 containers of dental floss

3 books of matches

1 cigarette lighter

1 pack of cigarettes

1 mini tape measure

1 roll of mints

1 big ball peppermint

1 packet of salt

1 packet of pepper

1 burned out tail light bulb

1 ring of keys with my Kitty Cat Beanie Baby

Do tell!

Shyra said:

OK, I got inspired by that other thread about killer purses and wants. I'm a nosey bitch. I wanna know what y'all rich bitches carry in dem bags.

Even though I don't fit my bitch description, here goes:

1 wallet. The kind that holds credit cards, cash, coins, checkbook, etc. That bitch alone weighs 3lbs.

2 date books

1 note pad

2 pens

1 tube Anais Anais hand lotion

1 small container of Vaseline (You know a ho gotta be ready...)

1 eyeglass chamois

1 packet of makeup brushes. I don't know what the hell for since I don't wear makeup.

1 cell phone

2 lipsticks

1 comb

2 containers of dental floss

3 books of matches

1 cigarette lighter

1 pack of cigarettes

1 mini tape measure

1 roll of mints

1 big ball peppermint

1 packet of salt

1 packet of pepper

1 burned out tail light bulb

1 ring of keys with my Kitty Cat Beanie Baby

Do tell!

I read penis real quick.

Lawd, I need help.

Well I switch it up...the bigger the purse the more shit I put in it.

Today I'm rockin' my clutch and inside is:

3 tampons

1 tube of lip gloss

small pack of tissue

pack of ice gum

mascara

small pack of dental picks

small container of obsession parfum

small brush

Shyra said:

1 small container of Vaseline (You know a ho gotta be ready...)

Yeah I hear the winters can be cold and nasty in your neck of the woods.

1 burned out tail light bulb

Always handy when you run out of light.

Who told you about my purse?!?

Shy I like that you keep pepper and salt packets in your purse. I thought I was the only one that did that. I lift them from the burger joint even though I hardly have to use them.

Wallet (cash, credit/debit cards, library card, etc)

Checkbook

Cough drops

Tissues

Sunglasses

Pack of gum

Bath and Body Works hand lotion

Ear plugs

A small bottle of Sensual Amber from Bath and Body Works

4 lip glosses (3 Philosophy and 1 Givenchy)

Burt's Bees lip balm

A small bottle of make up forever pure water

Condoms

3 pens

Hair ties

A bunch of receipts

wallet

gum

tampons

concert ticket stubs

movie ticket stubs

pens

keychain with store club discount cards

cell phone

carkeys

change purse

chapstick

In my handbag I currently have -

Lipstick

Phone

Phone charger

Keys

Hand Cream

Antibac hand gel

A box of Crayons

My daughters hair clips

A pen

26 pence

A wageslip

Oh, jeez.

So I have a reputation for being a constant eater who squirrels away snacks at all times.

I picked up my daughter from a field trip last night. She got in the car and said, "I'm starving!" I replied, "I think I have food in my purse" and proceeded to pull out, one by one, to increasingly hysterical laughter from my kid:

Half a package of dried apples

A granola bar

An open bag of rice crackers

One pretzel

A cough drop

A baked potato

Yes, a baked potato. I was scrambling to pack lunch before leaving for work, so I grabbed a plastic-wrapped leftover baked potato and threw it into my purse. I never ended up eating it, so it stayed there.

1 wallet (with credit cards, cash, IDs, etc. and it has a coin purse built in as well)

1 make up bag which contains:

2 lipliners (both different shades of nude)

3 lip glosses (all different shades of nude)

1 lip balm (burt's bees sparkly)

1 lip venom

1 liquid eyeliner (black)

1 pencil eyeliner (black)

2 mascaras (black)

1 pressed powder compact

2 pony tail binders

2 tweezers

1 concert ticket stub from seeing the Big Pink last year

1 black bag w/white polka dots and pink trim that contains various tampons and panty liners

a target reusable shopping bag that folds up all small and zips shut

my camera

my iPod

a bottle of ibuprofen

a nail file in a case

dregreasing papers

sunglasses

reading glasses (in their case)

make up pencil sharpener

2 rings

badge for work

transit pass

another stray ponytail holder

2 pens

CarrieMpls said:

1 lip venom

Are you planning to give somebody a kiss of death?

do you mean handbag?

cause in my purse all I have is money and cards

in my handbag I have:

bandaids

purse

old receipts

tampons

keys to garage

pens

CarrieMpls said:

1 wallet (with credit cards, cash, IDs, etc. and it has a coin purse built in as well)

1 make up bag which contains:

2 lipliners (both different shades of nude)

3 lip glosses (all different shades of nude)

1 lip balm (burt's bees sparkly)

1 lip venom

1 liquid eyeliner (black)

1 pencil eyeliner (black)

2 mascaras (black)

1 pressed powder compact

2 pony tail binders

2 tweezers

1 concert ticket stub from seeing the Big Pink last year

1 black bag w/white polka dots and pink trim that contains various tampons and panty liners

a target reusable shopping bag that folds up all small and zips shut

my camera

my iPod

a bottle of ibuprofen

a nail file in a case

dregreasing papers

sunglasses

reading glasses (in their case)

make up pencil sharpener

2 rings

badge for work

transit pass

another stray ponytail holder

2 pens

i take it u have a purse the size of a suitcase?

purplemookiebut said:

CarrieMpls said:

1 wallet (with credit cards, cash, IDs, etc. and it has a coin purse built in as well)

1 make up bag which contains:

2 lipliners (both different shades of nude)

3 lip glosses (all different shades of nude)

1 lip balm (burt's bees sparkly)

1 lip venom

1 liquid eyeliner (black)

1 pencil eyeliner (black)

2 mascaras (black)

1 pressed powder compact

2 pony tail binders

2 tweezers

1 concert ticket stub from seeing the Big Pink last year

1 black bag w/white polka dots and pink trim that contains various tampons and panty liners

a target reusable shopping bag that folds up all small and zips shut

my camera

my iPod

a bottle of ibuprofen

a nail file in a case

dregreasing papers

sunglasses

reading glasses (in their case)

make up pencil sharpener

2 rings

badge for work

transit pass

another stray ponytail holder

2 pens

i take it u have a purse the size of a suitcase?

Actually, that's my medium-sized bag. It sounds like a lot, but it packs up nice and small. If I'm going out at night I'll use a small to tiny clutch and carry just ID, check card, cash, my phone and a few bits of makeup.

If I'm carrying my BIG bag, I'll add in sunscreen, first-aid kit (really just band-aids and anti-bacterial ointment), blank notebook, book that I'm reading, bottle of water, and things like a pair of shoes (if it's winter as I wear my boots to work), my yoga outift (if I'm heading there after work), etc. And I'll still have room in it to bring a few small items home if I stop for shopping after work.

retina said:

CarrieMpls said:

1 lip venom

Are you planning to give somebody a kiss of death?

No, it's this stuff:

It's a lip gloss that makes your lips puff up for a bit. It feels all tingly. I actually bought it cause JustErin mentioned she used it and liked it. I love it!

PunkMistress said:

Oh, jeez.

So I have a reputation for being a constant eater who squirrels away snacks at all times.

I picked up my daughter from a field trip last night. She got in the car and said, "I'm starving!" I replied, "I think I have food in my purse" and proceeded to pull out, one by one, to increasingly hysterical laughter from my kid:

Half a package of dried apples

A granola bar

An open bag of rice crackers

One pretzel

A cough drop

A baked potato

Yes, a baked potato. I was scrambling to pack lunch before leaving for work, so I grabbed a plastic-wrapped leftover baked potato and threw it into my purse. I never ended up eating it, so it stayed there.

Some of you have loads of stuff in your bags. You must rummage around for ages in there looking for your keys.

wallet

halloween candy

5 million lip glosses

pony tail holders

1 of daisys socks

all kinds of reciepts and junk

strawberry bubalicious

earrings

a ton of loose change

oh and body spray

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1. instant hand sanitizer
2. antibacterial hands & face wipes (for my son)
3. pocket size pack of kleenex
4. an apple (that i was given at target yesterday as a free promotion and forgot was in there)
5. 2 small photo albums with family photos.
6. coupons that i keep in a mini photo album
7. jewely lip gloss (color "quartz")
8. mini hairbrush
9. an ink pen
10. aquafina flavor blast raspberry lip balm
11. my wallet with my personal cards, id, etc.
12. keys
13. tums
14. lipstick
15. ming shu cream perfume lotion compact
16. panty liner
17. lottery ticket
18. burt's bees lip balm (damn, i use a lot of lip balm/gloss!)
19. my son's mini skateboard toy
20. my camera
21. first aid kit
22. eye liner (silver sparkle)
23. eye liner (black)
24. eye shadow
25. mascara
26. sun tan lotion

1. phone

2. wallet

3. business card holder

4. "to do list" pad

5. travel size mouthwash (Scope)

6. dental floss

7. Red lipstick

8. nail file

9. nail glue

10. clear nail polish

11. 3 tampons

12. 2 sanitary napkins

13. 2 sets of keys

14. 4 condoms, 2 different kinds

15. hand sanitizer

16. sable brown eyeliner

17. bare essentials face powder

18. brown mascara

19. small tube of Aquaphor

20. travel emergency sewing kit

21. concert ticket stub

22. lifesavers candy

23. Smartees candy stole that from my daughters candy bag

24. hotel card key