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Why is bird poop white? There was some on my car this morning and i wondered why it was not brown like most poop. When i find out i will post, until then, tell me your answer. ---------------------------------
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Cuz worms turn white when digested...
I dunno... | |
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I dunno, but the face you picked to go next to the title of this thread is hilarious!
 I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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'Why is bird poop white?'
ROFLMAOOO! "Climb in my fur." | |
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"Unlike mammals, birds don't urinate. Their kidneys extract nitrogenous wastes from the bloodstream, but instead of excreting it as urea dissolved in urine as we do, they excrete it in the form of uric acid. Uric acid has a very low solubility in water, so it emerges as a white paste. This material, as well as the output of the intestines, emerges from the bird's cloaca. The cloaca is a multi-purpose hole for birds: their wastes come out of it, they have sex by putting their cloacas together, and females lay eggs out of it."
http://www.heptune.com/poop.html  more fitting quote[This message was edited Thu Jan 30 15:18:01 PST 2003 by Natsume] I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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bird seed ain't white ---------------------------------
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jthad1129 said: bird seed ain't white
And pizza ain't brown, what's yer point??..lol  | |
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wellbeyond said: jthad1129 said: bird seed ain't white
And pizza ain't brown, what's yer point??..lol ewww!!  I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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wellbeyond said: jthad1129 said: bird seed ain't white
And pizza ain't brown, what's yer point??..lol eeewww!  ---------------------------------
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Hmmm Why do I get Red bird poop on my car. Here in Dallas some birds poop a wine color and a lot of it. Happen to anyone else?
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poodles also have white poop--whats up with that? "Climb in my fur." | |
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lolinex said: Hmmm Why do I get Red bird poop on my car. Here in Dallas some birds poop a wine color and a lot of it. Happen to anyone else?
Much Love, LoLinex This happens when they're eating a lot of berries in the Spring. | |
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Found something:
Unlike mammals, birds don't urinate. Their kidneys extract nitrogenous wastes from the bloodstream, but instead of excreting it as urea dissolved in urine as we do, they excrete it in the form of uric acid. Uric acid has a very low solubility in water, so it emerges as a white paste. This material, as well as the output of the intestines, emerges from the bird's cloaca. The cloaca is a multi-purpose hole for birds: their wastes come out of it, they have sex by putting their cloacas together, and females lay eggs out of it.  ---------------------------------
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I want a cloaca. They sound fun. | |
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multi purpose holes??? ---------------------------------
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TRON said: I want a cloaca. They sound fun.
cloaca-cola  ---------------------------------
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Is there anything else than white poop? ....................... | |
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ajd said: Is there anything else than white poop?
I've seen my dogs shit variations of yellow, orange and green before. | |
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jthad1129 said: TRON said: I want a cloaca. They sound fun.
cloaca-cola If you like pina cloaca...and gettin' caught in the rain...... | |
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ajd said: Is there anything else than white poop?
took a peek in your toilet lately? or the stains on your drawers? [This message was edited Thu Jan 30 15:26:55 PST 2003 by jthad1129] ---------------------------------
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jthad1129 said: There was some on my car this morning and i wondered why it was not brown like most poop.
Shit, I've been blaming my neighbours kids for flinging icecream at my car for months now, and all the time they were innocent.  Some people are like Slinkies...
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xenon said: jthad1129 said: There was some on my car this morning and i wondered why it was not brown like most poop.
Shit, I've been blaming my neighbours kids for flinging icecream at my car for months now, and all the time they were innocent. cloaca ice cream, i wondered why it didn't melt all day  [This message was edited Thu Jan 30 15:50:00 PST 2003 by jthad1129] ---------------------------------
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they swallow...
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they shit and piss in one movement...??? | |
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