StillGotIt said:

ZombieKitten said:

well, nothing so dramatic

I refused to accept it and usually they give up on trying to be broke up and we resume as we were

lol...i love it. you dont eat their brains....just institute mind control.....

do you have that "flashy thing" that was in the Men in Black movies? I want one.

yes, it makes them forget why they tried to break up

and later on, I break up with them if I want to

that's how it's always been

ZombieKitten said:

StillGotIt said:

lol...i love it. you dont eat their brains....just institute mind control.....

do you have that "flashy thing" that was in the Men in Black movies? I want one.

yes, it makes them forget why they tried to break up

and later on, I break up with them if I want to

that's how it's always been

EVIL!!!

I broke up with this one dude cuz he had a little wee wee. I did have a heart....I never told him why......he as the sweetest thing. I just knew that if I stayed with him, I would cheat.

Because he expected me to pay for his plane ticket. I aint payin' fo shit! If you can't make it out here then that's just too damn bad, I aint no muhfuggin welfare office ya nugget!

Ima miss that hair though...and those arms...and those tats.

He wasn't very good at communicating and he was a workaholic and would never have much time to spend with me. I got sick of it and ended it.

StillGotIt said:

I once dumped a guy because I looked at his feet, and screamed because he had 8 toes but you could tell the others used to be there. He said he lost his toes to jungle rot.

KidaDynamite said:

StillGotIt said:

I once dumped a guy because I looked at his feet, and screamed because he had 8 toes but you could tell the others used to be there. He said he lost his toes to jungle rot.

OMG how did i miss that post? what the hell is jungle rot? that's like some flinstone feet gone horribly wrong.

DesireeNevermind said:

Because he expected me to pay for his plane ticket. I aint payin' fo shit! If you can't make it out here then that's just too damn bad, I aint no muhfuggin welfare office ya nugget!

Ima miss that hair though...and those arms...and those tats.

Now see...that is a truly cheap muhfugga....he definitely had nothing to offer.....next he was gonna ask you to cover meals and throw in some gov't cheese......

DesireeNevermind said:

KidaDynamite said:

OMG how did i miss that post? what the hell is jungle rot? that's like some flinstone feet gone horribly wrong.

I thik its like exponential athletes foot....his 2 baby toes were gone...gray and black scab looking things were where they used to be He called me immature because I reacted the way I did...screaming...running to put my shoes on cuz we were chilling to watch a movie and I wasn't trying to catch his atomic mushroom fungus...........until that moment, I had NEVER heard of jungle rot

JessieJ said:

He wasn't very good at communicating and he was a workaholic and would never have much time to spend with me. I got sick of it and ended it.

So now I know the truth. its YOUR fault I met my husband......you coulda warned a sista........

Okra dick.... dismissed, in the most polite and swift way possible.

paintedlady said:

Okra dick.... dismissed, in the most polite and swift way possible.

That's it! No more OKRA for you!!!!

OMG...I just cannot get the image of Mr. Phimosis outta my head....WTF!!!!!!

I swear...if that were me, I would have let out a blood curdling scream.......he had an okra freddy krueger looking thing...

My ex didn't like the part time job i do. She would get jealous and possessive.

ScottRob said:

My ex didn't like the part time job i do. She would get jealous and possessive.

Did you tend bar, work in a women's lingerie shop, strip? Inquiring minds....

StillGotIt said:

paintedlady said:

Okra dick.... dismissed, in the most polite and swift way possible.

That's it! No more OKRA for you!!!!

OMG...I just cannot get the image of Mr. Phimosis outta my head....WTF!!!!!!

I swear...if that were me, I would have let out a blood curdling scream.......he had an okra freddy krueger looking thing...

Me and my dick situations.... I tell ya.

Mental and Physical abuse ... 3 cracked ribs and tossed off a deck was THE very last straw

I was 19

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[Edited 11/1/10 6:37am]

It's been years since I dumped somebody! But basically, I think the last real dump happened around 2000? I had broken up with a longer term boyfriend, and bounced back with a hot new boyfriend that was the result of a whirlwind romance.

This brotha was so incredibly fine. Imagine Hill Harper, but a little darker. He was coffee colored, perfect smile, and built like a greek statue.

He was Muslim, and as a practicing Unitarian at the time, it certainly wasn't an issue, until he tried to do things like forbid me from drinking my traditional Veuve Cliquot I received every time I closed a job freelancing at Italian Elle after working for a demanding editor. The VC was always my boss's thank you card for working hard and putting up with her temper tantrums for days on end. These shoots would have us working our butts of for about 10 days straight, constantly on charter flights, always moving from location to location, there were times I would wake up in hotels and not even remember where we were because we were so engrossed in shooting, shooting shooting, and I was working for a screaming maniac (who looks like Sarah Jessica Parker). Couple that with being not only the wardrobe chick, but being the person who was literally responsible for carrying her purse...yes, that's right, her personal bag. Not just out of some skewed sense of loyalty (because assistant anything jobs in the arts are actually incredibly co-dependent, see Bravo's "Flipping Out" or " The Zoe Project)... I had to have that purse attached to me 24-7 because she always carried about $20,000 cash in it, to pay off our shooting expense bills each day and at the end of the shoot, and it also contained all the receipts and model pay vouchers... at the end of the job, she always hugged me and kissed me like an Italian momma before she would leave for the airport, and after she would hand me my pay envelope she would always give me that black & yellow box of champagne. This fool lover of mine came to visit me during one of my shoots, and just as I was ready to break open my bubbly on the terrace after a shower and watching the sunset, he told me that if I opened it and took even one sip he would leave and never forgive me...and this was in the hotel room that I was paying for for him as a vacation gift!

He also thought that the way to make up or communicate during or after a disagreement was to drop everything and have sex. Mind you, the lovemaking was good, but er, umm he thought that he could persuade me to do whatever he wanted via sex alone, and not by actually trying to solve issues...I believe the term they use nowadays is dickmatize: The man tried (in vain) to dick-matize me.

The last thing which ticked me off is that on finding that my ex-boyfriend was a relatively successful songwriter , he casually said to me in conversation that wouldn't it be great vengeance for me if we "took him": I was like, "take him where???" The man was proposing that we somehow scam my ex for money, y'all. The writing was on the wall then and there. Add that to the fact that he was messy and had the stinkiest feet in existence on top of everything else???? He had ta go.

He sure was was fine as hell, though. Just with a deceptive character, unevolved communication skills and stinky feet.

paintedlady said:

Okra dick.... dismissed, in the most polite and swift way possible.

Wait, is Okra Dick the same as Mr. Caulifower Dick??? The one where when you saw it you ran out his house without your shoes???

Mach said:

Mental and Physical abuse ... 3 cracked ribs and tossed off a deck was THE very last straw

I was 19

Gurlll, if I could time travel I would gladly go back to that night and help stomp the shit out of him for you...and I would bring the rest of the org Kick-Ass-Chicks Posse with me, too .

StonedImmaculate said:

ZombieKitten said:

yes, it makes them forget why they tried to break up

and later on, I break up with them if I want to

that's how it's always been

EVIL!!!

not really, I've only HAD 2 proper boyfriends

Ottensen said:

paintedlady said:

Okra dick.... dismissed, in the most polite and swift way possible.

Wait, is Okra Dick the same as Mr. Caulifower Dick??? The one where when you saw it you ran out his house without your shoes???

Oh no, that's not a cauliflower ding-ding...I've SEEN a cauliflower ding-ding.

Ottensen said:

paintedlady said:

Okra dick.... dismissed, in the most polite and swift way possible.

Wait, is Okra Dick the same as Mr. Caulifower Dick??? The one where when you saw it you ran out his house without your shoes???

Yes! SCNDLS named him "cauliflower pants"... damn shame

He's the one that I ran outta his crib with out my purse and bare feet. Thank goodness he brought my purse to me... all the sudden I remembered the 1,000,001 things I had to do. I was a FAST talker that day!

Mach said:

Mental and Physical abuse ... 3 cracked ribs and tossed off a deck was THE very last straw

I was 19

I am so happy you were strong enough to break away and live a happy and safe life full of love.

paintedlady said:

Ottensen said:

Wait, is Okra Dick the same as Mr. Caulifower Dick??? The one where when you saw it you ran out his house without your shoes???

Yes! SCNDLS named him "cauliflower pants"... damn shame

He's the one that I ran outta his crib with out my purse and bare feet. Thank goodness he brought my purse to me... all the sudden I remembered the 1,000,001 things I had to do. I was a FAST talker that day!

That is one of THE top ten date stories in the history of the Org, it was the date where you say "I need to get away from here at ALL costs"!

Ottensen said:

Mach said:

Mental and Physical abuse ... 3 cracked ribs and tossed off a deck was THE very last straw

I was 19

Gurlll, if I could time travel I would gladly go back to that night and help stomp the shit out of him for you...and I would bring the rest of the org Kick-Ass-Chicks Posse with me, too .

I did okay

paintedlady said:

Mach said:

Mental and Physical abuse ... 3 cracked ribs and tossed off a deck was THE very last straw

I was 19

I am so happy you were strong enough to break away and live a happy and safe life full of love.

Fuel for the fire ~ a better life was the only way

Last one I dumped when I was just getting to know him. I was leery at first because he's a cop and that kind of creeped me out but I gave him a chance. I told him I wanted to take things REALLY slow, my life is still complicated with my ex and I have a lot on my plate. All I meant was he spends a lot of time here helping out with the kids so I can take care of my terminally ill mother who lives with me. He was cool for about a year of on and off casual dates until this weekend when he snapped.

Convinced I'm not with him because I'm waiting for my ex, he emails him and the chippie my ex is seeing. He told my him to leave me alone so he can "have" me then he emails the chippie, gives her my number, tells her I'm still fucking my ex, and professes his love for me to her.

After increasingly disturbing emails to my ex professing his love for me, threats of removing him from the picture. He was instantly dumped, did it by email and got a restraining order today.

nammie said:

Last one I dumped when I was just getting to know him. I was leery at first because he's a cop and that kind of creeped me out but I gave him a chance. I told him I wanted to take things REALLY slow, my life is still complicated with my ex and I have a lot on my plate. All I meant was he spends a lot of time here helping out with the kids so I can take care of my terminally ill mother who lives with me. He was cool for about a year of on and off casual dates until this weekend when he snapped.

Convinced I'm not with him because I'm waiting for my ex, he emails him and the chippie my ex is seeing. He told my him to leave me alone so he can "have" me then he emails the chippie, gives her my number, tells her I'm still fucking my ex, and professes his love for me to her.

After increasingly disturbing emails to my ex professing his love for me, threats of removing him from the picture. He was instantly dumped, did it by email and got a restraining order today.

Oh, he's straight up crazy! Good move.

Shyra said:

nammie said:

Last one I dumped when I was just getting to know him. I was leery at first because he's a cop and that kind of creeped me out but I gave him a chance. I told him I wanted to take things REALLY slow, my life is still complicated with my ex and I have a lot on my plate. All I meant was he spends a lot of time here helping out with the kids so I can take care of my terminally ill mother who lives with me. He was cool for about a year of on and off casual dates until this weekend when he snapped.

Convinced I'm not with him because I'm waiting for my ex, he emails him and the chippie my ex is seeing. He told my him to leave me alone so he can "have" me then he emails the chippie, gives her my number, tells her I'm still fucking my ex, and professes his love for me to her.

After increasingly disturbing emails to my ex professing his love for me, threats of removing him from the picture. He was instantly dumped, did it by email and got a restraining order today.

Oh, he's straight up crazy! Good move.

Agreed, dude has issues and is insecure, a bad mix and a good call on your part to dump dude.