And one for both.

If it is important to your partner, it's IMPORTANT.

I've been with my wife for 16 years (married for 14) and yes, if I had it to do all over again I'd do it in a heartbeat.

She is one of the kindest, heartwarming, caring, beautiful and selfless people I have ever met...

...except for that one week every month.

I spend a lot of time in the garage buring that "period" of time.

Funny thing is that she spends the other three weeks of the month trying to make up for that one ugly week.

And she's very good at making up...lawd have mercy is she good.

ZombieKitten said:

If it is important to your partner, it's IMPORTANT.

not always

sometimes people just get caught up in shit for a minute.... it happens to all of us... what can seem earth-shatteringly important might actually really just be petty trivial rubbish

if i'm caught up in rubbish... and my wife snaps me out of it by pointing out how stoopid i'm being... i'm grateful... i can then focus my energy on what actually is important

blissagain said:

ZombieKitten said:

If it is important to your partner, it's IMPORTANT.

not always

sometimes people just get caught up in shit for a minute.... it happens to all of us... what can seem earth-shatteringly important might actually really just be petty trivial rubbish

if i'm caught up in rubbish... and my wife snaps me out of it by pointing out how stoopid i'm being... i'm grateful... i can then focus my energy on what actually is important

I get what you mean, but I don't necessarily mean heat of the moment stuff.

Like for example, I LOVE planes, and if the master sees one, he points it out to me. Like if I see a good pair of tits I point them out to him

also, if I don't want my good beach towel used to wipe the floor or the dog's feet, then I expect my wish to be respected.

ZombieKitten said:

XxAxX said:

I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU WOULD CREATE A THREAD LIKE THIS JUST SLAMMING WOMEN AND MAKING FUN OF US AND IT'S NOT FAIR YOU BIG MEANIE AND NO WE NEVER, EVER GO OFF ON PEOPLE FOR NO REASON AT ALL NOR DO WE BECOME SHRILL AT THE DROP OF A HAT NOR EVEN MAKE SPITEFUL REMARKS ABOUT DIRTY SOCKS LYING AROUND PLACES WHERE THEY OUGHT NOT BE!!!!!!C SO THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *

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YEAH SO FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFF MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

no, no, i like men! mind you, they aren't perfect. no one is. but a world without men???!!!

XxAxX said:

ZombieKitten said:

YEAH SO FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFF MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

no, no, i like men! mind you, they aren't perfect. no one is. but a world without men???!!!

OK, to me that sounds dreamy, but I suppose it would be good to have them behind the scenes and for booty calls

ZombieKitten said:

XxAxX said:

no, no, i like men! mind you, they aren't perfect. no one is. but a world without men???!!!

OK, to me that sounds dreamy, but I suppose it would be good to have them behind the scenes and for booty calls

imagine, international conflicts solved by tickle fights in lingerie!

NDRU said:

ZombieKitten said:

OK, to me that sounds dreamy, but I suppose it would be good to have them behind the scenes and for booty calls

imagine, international conflicts solved by tickle fights in lingerie!

oh, I mean for the men to do all that stuff, just out of my sight

BUT now that you mention it

ladyland sounds VERY appealling

ZombieKitten said:

NDRU said:

imagine, international conflicts solved by tickle fights in lingerie!

oh, I mean for the men to do all that stuff, just out of my sight

BUT now that you mention it

ladyland sounds VERY appealling

Political speeches replaced by pole dances (I only assume women would still pole dance in a world without men)

NDRU said:

ZombieKitten said:

oh, I mean for the men to do all that stuff, just out of my sight

BUT now that you mention it

ladyland sounds VERY appealling

Political speeches replaced by pole dances (I only assume women would still pole dance in a world without men)

probably more laying around on the couch eating bon bons

ZombieKitten said:

NDRU said:

Political speeches replaced by pole dances (I only assume women would still pole dance in a world without men)

probably more laying around on the couch eating bon bons

eating them sexily?

NDRU said:

ZombieKitten said:

probably more laying around on the couch eating bon bons

eating them sexily?

ZombieKitten said:

NDRU said:

eating them sexily?

that's a yes, then?

NDRU said:

ZombieKitten said:

that's a yes, then?

of course

NDRU said:

ZombieKitten said:

OK, to me that sounds dreamy, but I suppose it would be good to have them behind the scenes and for booty calls

imagine, international conflicts solved by tickle fights in lingerie!

Cerebus said:

july said:

My wife is mean. She expect me to do as she says, soon or fast after she says it. I love her dearly.

We have two kids. I'm beginning to think. I'm whipped by her female genitalia.

Careful. She wouldn't like that.

I know.

PunkMistress said:

ThreadBare said:

... do women get any easier to understand ever???

No.

The best you can hope for is to have a woman who is aware of the differences between men and women, and doesn't expect you to think and behave like a woman. One who tries to outline for you clearly what she wants and doesn't want from you, and what things will piss her off.

Many wives try to make their husbands understand them, which will never happen. It's much smarter to just tell him exactly what things bother you, and exactly what things make you feel good. She should also expect to explain these things over and over again.

Husbands, if you are lucky enough to have a wife like this, listen to her.

heybaby said:

PunkMistress said:

No.

The best you can hope for is to have a woman who is aware of the differences between men and women, and doesn't expect you to think and behave like a woman. One who tries to outline for you clearly what she wants and doesn't want from you, and what things will piss her off.

Many wives try to make their husbands understand them, which will never happen. It's much smarter to just tell him exactly what things bother you, and exactly what things make you feel good. She should also expect to explain these things over and over again.

Husbands, if you are lucky enough to have a wife like this, listen to her.

likes this...

Hi beautiful!

I kinda been hatin' my wife the last few days.

This thread has helped. And some of you are so damn funny