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A Man Is Waiting For His Wife To Give Birth The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.
After 21 years, the son is old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar and tearfully tells the son he is proud of him. Dad orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy.
With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torso pops out!
The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again.
The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender still shakes his head in dismay. Swoooop! Two arms pops out. The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again.
The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender ignores the whole affair. By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Swoooop! Two legs pop out.
The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left.... then to the right.... right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief. | |
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Oh geez Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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HAPPY FRIDAY!
"Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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OPA!!!! MY COVER OF PRETTY WINGS
http://www.youtube.com/wa...fdeGPST9Tw | |
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Happy Friday Funkhoney
I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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Happy Friday, everybody! | |
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there is something wrong with me. i was expecting more swoooops~! and more things popping out | |
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i was waiting for that too | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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we need to get our minds out of the gutter | |
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um... hehehehe. your signature | |
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THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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Perhaps the boy was too. And when it didn't happen, he threw himself in front of the truck on purpose. | |
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That was more of a SCHWING!!! Smurf theme song-seriously how many fucking "La Las" can u fit into a dam song Proud Wendy and Lisa Fancy Lesbian asskisser | |
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