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UnOrgQuoted MrBliss said: Seeing as the 'people call me rude' thread must be hell for people without fast connections. Let's start a new thread where people can callously mis-quote and assassinate the characters of previous Orgers. All Orgers are welcome, whether old has-beens or usually shy new blood.
 Oh, for fuck's sake MrBliss, do you really have to promote your previous thread this fucking much? | |
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Is that avatar pic for real??/ | |
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Haystack said: Match three numbers and you can win a Jew
McMeekle just said that on the last thread. Can't you come up with anything original? | |
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MinneapolisFunk said: Is that stupid fucking Avatar pic for real?
It's my other half. Accidental picture of him looking like some kind of doorman. | |
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Haystack said: i was seriously worried that bliss' thread was going to catch my "quote an orger" thread...as far as the amount of posts...so i started this one in a lame (but probably successful) attempt to kill it off
 ...that's just sad dude .. 
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MrBliss said: Haystack made my 'people call me rude' thread a total scorcher. Thank the Lord that he's started this one too, to continue the legacy of my thread. I love Haystack, despite his inability to accept the possibility of defeat. And his cock is HUGE (I should know, I begged him to suck it, but all he'd do is allow me a brief glimpse of the monster) | |
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Haystack said: My Mum uses me as a toilet
Can I be Daddy? | |
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dang quote feature [This message was edited Wed Jan 29 16:46:58 PST 2003 by XxAxX] | |
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Cloudbuster said: I was brought up by a toilet that I called Mum. Breastfeeding meant consuming LOTS of Domestos. | |
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XxAxX said: Giraffe's testicles | |
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XxAxX said: dang quote feature
[This message was edited Wed Jan 29 16:46:58 PST 2003 by XxAxX] that's better | |
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Haystack said: The last time I visited my proctologist, he discovered a family of gypsies up my ass.
Are they still there? | |
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here we go 
Haystack said that XxAxX is too sharp for me. i'd insult her but then she'd make me scream like a baby again | |
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XxAxX said: ...And as for those queers, why don't they all disappear up their own widely-used asses and stop bothering us respectable heterosexual people. We were born to pro-create, NOT to sodomise members of our own sex. It really does make my blood boil!
 you artist-like bird | |
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I'm not really sure what this post is about but I've been invited to post so here I am! | |
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Haystack said: i gave birth this morning and i'm all stretched out. do any of you other ladies know how long it will take before my pussy returns to its normal size?
Haystack dear, it'll take longer than a day. hang in and don't forget to nourish your offspring from the nectarous bounty of your breasts. | |
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Haystack said: i'd like to lick the sweat of bliss' back...really i would
ah dude...i'd be afraid the guy in your avi would tear me a new asshole | |
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mrdespues said: I go down on rodents.
 [This message was edited Wed Jan 29 17:08:32 PST 2003 by mcmeekle] | |
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MrBliss said: My tits are swollen
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mcmeekle said: Gary Glitter is my best friend
That doesn't surprise me. | |
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Cloudbuster said:  ..how DOES one blow a rhino? how the hell would i know...geesh | |
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MrBliss said: My body is covered in boils.
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MrBliss said: Do you want to see my Mum's cock?
No fuckin' way, mate! | |
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MrBliss said:
it's a darn good thing noone at work suspects my preference for ladies' clothing. wearing them under my suit every day gives me a lovely tingly feeling in my privates
MrBliss, we here at the ORG accept you for who you are. ladies' clothing and all. god bless! | |
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Cloudbuster said: Somebody help me, help me please, if I don't blow this rhino, he refuses to get his horn outta my ass.
I warned you about the beastiality thing. Now it's up to you to dig yourself outta that one. | |
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MrBliss said:[quote] Haystack said: i'd like to lick the sweat of bliss' back...really i would
If your back is nice and hairy, then I might definitely consider it. | |
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Haystack said: why do i have an insatiable desire to suck the puss out of a boil?
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MrBliss said: Sometimes I dress up as a nun and sneak up behind other nuns and yell "Jumble Sale!" really loud and wait to see their reactions.
Then have a wank. | |
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mcmeekle said: MrBliss said: Sometimes I dress up as a nun and sneak up behind other nuns and yell "Jumble Sale!" really loud and wait to see their reactions.
Then have a wank. | |
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mr mcmeekle said:
i know i shouldn't have flattened that old lady in the parking lot but she and her wheelchair were blocking the exit!! should i apologize?
no dear, it's too late for apologies. just send flowers | |
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