These in know way reflect my opinion...they are just facts and to the point I may add.

10. Talking too damned much about yourself. ( This is not a job interview...and you aren't auditioning for a reality show.)

9. Looking for pussy when you have pussy at home (nobody told your dumb ass to get hitched so why are you acting like a ho?)

8. Being cheap as the day is long. (seriously? when it's something you want its a necessity but when its something she wants....you're being bled like a pig?)

7. Thinking any woman that sleeps with you is a whore and any woman that doesn't is a bitch (stop acting like your thought process doesn't work this way ya nugget!)

6. Thinking that once a woman becomes your wife or long term girlfriend, that you no longer have to impress her.

5. Being lazy in all things especially sex. (doggystyle? really? that's all you've got and then you have the nerve to fall asleep after 5 minutes?)

4. Thinking size doesn't matter. (little smokies are not for fucking!)

3. Expecting your mate too keep it sexy while you're turning into the offspring of the chia pet and michelin man.

2. Pretending to listen. Really ....that is so annoying. Could you at least remember 10% of the conversation?

1. Not being in touch with your feminine side. (Maybe if you cried a little you might not feel the need to smash things and beat on your monkey chest)

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Fuck what the title says, this is a duplicate thread.

http://prince.org/msg/100/345499

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this list makes sense

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DesireeNevermind said:

These in know way reflect my opinion...they are just facts and to the point I may add.

10. Talking too damned much about yourself. ( This is not a job interview...and you aren't auditioning for a reality show.)

9. Looking for pussy when you have pussy at home (nobody told your dumb ass to get hitched so why are you acting like a ho?)

8. Being cheap as the day is long. (seriously? when it's something you want its a necessity but when its something she wants....you're being bled like a pig?)

7. Thinking any woman that sleeps with you is a whore and any woman that doesn't is a bitch (stop acting like your thought process doesn't work this way ya nugget!)

6. Thinking that once a woman becomes your wife or long term girlfriend, that you no longer have to impress her.

5. Being lazy in all things especially sex. (doggystyle? really? that's all you've got and then you have the nerve to fall asleep after 5 minutes?)

4. Thinking size doesn't matter. (little smokies are not for fucking!)

3. Expecting your mate too keep it sexy while you're turning into the offspring of the chia pet and michelin man.

2. Pretending to listen. Really ....that is so annoying. Could you at least remember 10% of the conversation?

1. Not being in touch with your feminine side. (Maybe if you cried a little you might not feel the need to smash things and beat on your monkey chest)

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Preach that s**t Desiree!

"Fuck this list and the dog it rode in on."

I can't relate so much to the OP list I don't think I've ever been treated so poorly by a man that I flat out hate them all as a species.

Des I have lived a sheltered life, unplagued by men that are mean, selfish, violent, immature, lying, cheating etc. (touch wood - so far so good!)

Some classic ones

1.Looking at other woman's tits & curvy/perfect ass... (the original sin)

2.Innability to cook

3.Innability to use the washing machine

4.Innability to iron

5.Making clear that they don't care if the house looks dirty...so don't ask me to help you clean all this shit every week...

6.Shower? Another shower? I took a shower on tuesday ...(today's friday)

7.Thinking that an overprotective, strong, "are you talking to me"-like boyfriend is ALWAYS cool/sexy for a woman..."women like strong men to protect them" wth wtf...

8.I need sex every night...

9.Farts (definitely)

10.Buying 65$ videogames and playing them like mad...

JoeTyler said:

Some classic ones

1.Looking at other woman's tits & curvy/perfect ass... (the original sin)

2.Innability to cook

3.Innability to use the washing machine

4.Innability to iron

5.Making clear that they don't care if the house looks dirty...so don't ask me to help you clean all this shit every week...

6.Shower? Another shower? I took a shower on tuesday ...(today's friday)

7.Thinking that an overprotective, strong, "are you talking to me"-like boyfriend is ALWAYS cool/sexy for a woman..."women like strong men to protect them" wth wtf...

8.I need sex every night...

9.Farts (definitely)

10.Buying 65$ videogames and playing them like mad...

not being able to do it is fine, as long as there is no "inability" to learn these things

and $65 on a video game that can be downloaded from a torrent site? INEXCUSABLE!!!!

ZombieKitten said:

JoeTyler said:

Some classic ones

1.Looking at other woman's tits & curvy/perfect ass... (the original sin)

2.Innability to cook

3.Innability to use the washing machine

4.Innability to iron

5.Making clear that they don't care if the house looks dirty...so don't ask me to help you clean all this shit every week...

6.Shower? Another shower? I took a shower on tuesday ...(today's friday)

7.Thinking that an overprotective, strong, "are you talking to me"-like boyfriend is ALWAYS cool/sexy for a woman..."women like strong men to protect them" wth wtf...

8.I need sex every night...

9.Farts (definitely)

10.Buying 65$ videogames and playing them like mad...

not being able to do it is fine, as long as there is no "inability" to learn these things

and $65 on a video game that can be downloaded from a torrent site? INEXCUSABLE!!!!

But you can't play it on your console after you download it can you?

Not that I would do that sort of thing.

ZombieKitten said:

JoeTyler said:

Some classic ones

1.Looking at other woman's tits & curvy/perfect ass... (the original sin)

2.Innability to cook

3.Innability to use the washing machine

4.Innability to iron

5.Making clear that they don't care if the house looks dirty...so don't ask me to help you clean all this shit every week...

6.Shower? Another shower? I took a shower on tuesday ...(today's friday)

7.Thinking that an overprotective, strong, "are you talking to me"-like boyfriend is ALWAYS cool/sexy for a woman..."women like strong men to protect them" wth wtf...

8.I need sex every night...

9.Farts (definitely)

10.Buying 65$ videogames and playing them like mad...

not being able to do it is fine, as long as there is no "inability" to learn these things

and $65 on a video game that can be downloaded from a torrent site? INEXCUSABLE!!!!

I stand corrected, I meant "innability to learn"

I have to make mention of this:

Guys seem deathly afraid of making a girl upset (ie. by telling her that she isn't his type, or he isn't attracted to her etc) but a woman can much better deal with this type of rejection than a man, I think. We can get up, dust ourselves off and tell ourselves it's HIS loss and someone around the corner is going to worship us like a queen so MOVE ON.

Guys make the fatal mistake of not clearly breaking things off.

"I'll call you!"

doesn't mean "I don't want to see you again" to a woman. Why can't they just say what they mean?

or do they just mean "I'll call you when I'm desperate" like they don't want to close that avenue completely?

JoeTyler said:

ZombieKitten said:

not being able to do it is fine, as long as there is no "inability" to learn these things

and $65 on a video game that can be downloaded from a torrent site? INEXCUSABLE!!!!

I stand corrected, I meant "innability to learn"

because I do agree with that

ZombieKitten said:

Guys make the fatal mistake of not clearly breaking things off.

"I'll call you!"

doesn't mean "I don't want to see you again" to a woman. Why can't they just say what they mean?

or do they just mean "I'll call you when I'm desperate" like they don't want to close that avenue completely?

I think it's much better the classic: "Will you call me??"... "Yeah yeah...good night"(no)

epic, really

JoeTyler said:

ZombieKitten said:

Guys make the fatal mistake of not clearly breaking things off.

"I'll call you!"

doesn't mean "I don't want to see you again" to a woman. Why can't they just say what they mean?

or do they just mean "I'll call you when I'm desperate" like they don't want to close that avenue completely?

I think it's much better the classic: "Will you call me??"... "Yeah yeah...good night"(no)

epic, really

yeah, actually put it that way, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't

asshole either way

poor men can't win this one

DesireeNevermind said:

These in know way reflect my opinion...they are just facts and to the point I may add.

10. Talking too damned much about yourself. ( This is not a job interview...and you aren't auditioning for a reality show.)

9. Looking for pussy when you have pussy at home (nobody told your dumb ass to get hitched so why are you acting like a ho?)

8. Being cheap as the day is long. (seriously? when it's something you want its a necessity but when its something she wants....you're being bled like a pig?)

7. Thinking any woman that sleeps with you is a whore and any woman that doesn't is a bitch (stop acting like your thought process doesn't work this way ya nugget!)

6. Thinking that once a woman becomes your wife or long term girlfriend, that you no longer have to impress her.

5. Being lazy in all things especially sex. (doggystyle? really? that's all you've got and then you have the nerve to fall asleep after 5 minutes?)

4. :hah: Thinking size doesn't matter. (little smokies are not for fucking!)

3. Expecting your mate too keep it sexy while you're turning into the offspring of the chia pet and michelin man.

2. Pretending to listen. Really ....that is so annoying. Could you at least remember 10% of the conversation?

1. Not being in touch with your feminine side. (Maybe if you cried a little you might not feel the need to smash things and beat on your monkey chest)

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In a goddammed nutshell Desiree...in a fuckin NUTSHELL!!!

#1 thinking he can actually make her happy in the sense of giving her what she says she wants. That's not what she really wants or needs.

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JowiiCoco said:

#1 thinking he can actually make her happy in the sense of giving her what she says she wants. That's not what she really wants or needs.

you mean taking everything literally?

she doesn't need solutions, she needs you to LISTEN!!!

that's it!

DesireeNevermind said:

These in know way reflect my opinion...they are just facts and to the point I may add.

You know yo ass wrote all these

DesireeNevermind said:

8. Being cheap as the day is long. (seriously? when it's something you want its a necessity but when its something she wants....you're being bled like a pig?)

Get two bank accounts and buy whatever you want after splitting the basic living expenses. It's 2010.

DesireeNevermind said:

8. Thinking any woman that sleeps with you is a whore and any woman that doesn't is a bitch (stop acting like your thought process doesn't work this way ya nugget!)

No, it's the other way around for me. Swap the "whore" and "bitch" definitions there.

DesireeNevermind said:

These in know way reflect my opinion...they are just facts and to the point I may add.

10. Talking too damned much about yourself. ( This is not a job interview...and you aren't auditioning for a reality show.)

9. Looking for pussy when you have pussy at home (nobody told your dumb ass to get hitched so why are you acting like a ho?)

8. Being cheap as the day is long. (seriously? when it's something you want its a necessity but when its something she wants....you're being bled like a pig?)

7. Thinking any woman that sleeps with you is a whore and any woman that doesn't is a bitch (stop acting like your thought process doesn't work this way ya nugget!)

6. Thinking that once a woman becomes your wife or long term girlfriend, that you no longer have to impress her.

5. Being lazy in all things especially sex. (doggystyle? really? that's all you've got and then you have the nerve to fall asleep after 5 minutes?)

4. Thinking size doesn't matter. (little smokies are not for fucking!)

3. Expecting your mate too keep it sexy while you're turning into the offspring of the chia pet and michelin man.

2. Pretending to listen. Really ....that is so annoying. Could you at least remember 10% of the conversation?

1. Not being in touch with your feminine side. (Maybe if you cried a little you might not feel the need to smash things and beat on your monkey chest)

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Preach!!!

I have to say, as good as my man is to me, he's definitely guilty of #3....we've had many arguments about that topic.

DesireeNevermind said:

These in know way reflect my opinion...they are just facts and to the point I may add.

10. Talking too damned much about yourself. ( This is not a job interview...and you aren't auditioning for a reality show.)

i'm interesting... i'd wanna know more about me

9. Looking for pussy when you have pussy at home (nobody told your dumb ass to get hitched so why are you acting like a ho?)

i don't like cats

8. Being cheap as the day is long. (seriously? when it's something you want its a necessity but when its something she wants....you're being bled like a pig?)

as long as all you want is guitars.. we're cool

7. Thinking any woman that sleeps with you is a whore and any woman that doesn't is a bitch (stop acting like your thought process doesn't work this way ya nugget!)

you're a nugget

6. Thinking that once a woman becomes your wife or long term girlfriend, that you no longer have to impress her.

i never tried to impress her to begin with

5. Being lazy in all things especially sex. (doggystyle? really? that's all you've got and then you have the nerve to fall asleep after 5 minutes?)

the going to sleep thing is just in case you decide to talk

4. Thinking size doesn't matter. (little smokies are not for fucking!)

it's all relative... if i drop a coin in a wishing well i can dig it back out... if i throw it in the ocean i'll never find the fucker

3. Expecting your mate too keep it sexy while you're turning into the offspring of the chia pet and michelin man.

then provide me with a healthier diet

2. Pretending to listen. Really ....that is so annoying. Could you at least remember 10% of the conversation?

try making the conversation memorable

1. Not being in touch with your feminine side. (Maybe if you cried a little you might not feel the need to smash things and beat on your monkey chest)

should i scream and throw shoes instead?

awesome list!!!

DesireeNevermind said:

These in know way reflect my opinion...they are just facts and to the point I may add.

10. Talking too damned much about yourself. ( This is not a job interview...and you aren't auditioning for a reality show.)

9. Looking for pussy when you have pussy at home (nobody told your dumb ass to get hitched so why are you acting like a ho?)

8. Being cheap as the day is long. (seriously? when it's something you want its a necessity but when its something she wants....you're being bled like a pig?)

7. Thinking any woman that sleeps with you is a whore and any woman that doesn't is a bitch (stop acting like your thought process doesn't work this way ya nugget!)

6. Thinking that once a woman becomes your wife or long term girlfriend, that you no longer have to impress her.

5. Being lazy in all things especially sex. (doggystyle? really? that's all you've got and then you have the nerve to fall asleep after 5 minutes?)

4. Thinking size doesn't matter. (little smokies are not for fucking!)

3. Expecting your mate too keep it sexy while you're turning into the offspring of the chia pet and michelin man.

2. Pretending to listen. Really ....that is so annoying. Could you at least remember 10% of the conversation?

1. Not being in touch with your feminine side. (Maybe if you cried a little you might not feel the need to smash things and beat on your monkey chest)

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What kind of dogs do you date? I do not recognise myself at all in that list.

Not that I'm the typical husband , but these sooo don't fit me.

The only one I think I'd need to work on is number 2.

Tremolina said:

DesireeNevermind said:

These in know way reflect my opinion...they are just facts and to the point I may add.

10. Talking too damned much about yourself. ( This is not a job interview...and you aren't auditioning for a reality show.)

9. Looking for pussy when you have pussy at home (nobody told your dumb ass to get hitched so why are you acting like a ho?)

8. Being cheap as the day is long. (seriously? when it's something you want its a necessity but when its something she wants....you're being bled like a pig?)

7. Thinking any woman that sleeps with you is a whore and any woman that doesn't is a bitch (stop acting like your thought process doesn't work this way ya nugget!)

6. Thinking that once a woman becomes your wife or long term girlfriend, that you no longer have to impress her.

5. Being lazy in all things especially sex. (doggystyle? really? that's all you've got and then you have the nerve to fall asleep after 5 minutes?)

4. Thinking size doesn't matter. (little smokies are not for fucking!)

3. Expecting your mate too keep it sexy while you're turning into the offspring of the chia pet and michelin man.

2. Pretending to listen. Really ....that is so annoying. Could you at least remember 10% of the conversation?

1. Not being in touch with your feminine side. (Maybe if you cried a little you might not feel the need to smash things and beat on your monkey chest)

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What kind of dogs do you date? I do not recognise myself at all in that list.

Yeah, I don't recognize my bf in that list either.

Thank goodness!

DesireeNevermind said:

3. Expecting your mate too keep it sexy while you're turning into the offspring of the chia pet and michelin man.

2. Pretending to listen. Really ....that is so annoying. Could you at least remember 10% of the conversation?

1. Not being in touch with your feminine side. (Maybe if you cried a little you might not feel the need to smash things and beat on your monkey chest)

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3. I've always said a man should keep himself together for his woman. And if he doesn't, she has every right to say something(and vice versa).

2. The conversation has to interest me to begin with. If it's about sports/music/movies, I'm there. If it's the shit Oprah talks about, I'm zoning out.

1. Nope. Never happen. I'm the type who holds everything in. On the rare occasions I shed tears, it's in private.

DesireeNevermind said:

These in know way reflect my opinion...they are just facts and to the point I may add.

10. Talking too damned much about yourself. ( This is not a job interview...and you aren't auditioning for a reality show.)

okay then shall us men have 2 deal with this quote "u never talk 2 me" all the time then only 4 us 2 respond back with "DON'T I KEEP THE HEAT ON?"

9. Looking for pussy when you have pussy at home (nobody told your dumb ass to get hitched so why are you acting like a ho?)

But is it good pussy is the question? if ur just gonna lay there or show no affection back why stay in the relationship period?

8. Being cheap as the day is long. (seriously? when it's something you want its a necessity but when its something she wants....you're being bled like a pig?)

gotta save 4 the future, who knows when the next technology break through will come? gotta be prepared!!

7. Thinking any woman that sleeps with you is a whore and any woman that doesn't is a bitch (stop acting like your thought process doesn't work this way ya nugget!)

nah don't think that at all. she's a bitch when i say don't call me no more and she still does!!

6. Thinking that once a woman becomes your wife or long term girlfriend, that you no longer have to impress her.

and vice versa

5. Being lazy in all things especially sex. (doggystyle? really? that's all you've got and then you have the nerve to fall asleep after 5 minutes?)

if i'm doing all the work yup i'm out like the wolves in the 1st!!

4. Thinking size doesn't matter. (little smokies are not for fucking!)

never have had a complaint

3. Expecting your mate too keep it sexy while you're turning into the offspring of the chia pet and michelin man.

2. Pretending to listen. Really ....that is so annoying. Could you at least remember 10% of the conversation?

i'm a good listener but at a point, hearing about the same thing over and over again becomes tiresome. switch it up!!

1. Not being in touch with your feminine side. (Maybe if you cried a little you might not feel the need to smash things and beat on your monkey chest)

not afraid 2 be in touch with my side but the day y'all wanna strap on sporting gear i'm there with ya!!

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d u always make me laugh

i'll place my comments to be taking with either a grain of humor and some seriousness