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I just don't get it I'm dig the Howard Stern show so I watch it on E! since I'm rarely up to hear it in the morning. If I see one more "Girls Gone Wild!" commercial I'm gonna leap! I just don't get it - it's chicks flashing boobs - so what?! It's a boob! How many boobs have you seen before? Are they really THAT exciting?? Hell, y'all bypass a woman's face just to talk to her boobage!

I guess if they put out a tape of guys baring their chests I'd wanna see it but the whole "irresistable boob" thing just baffles me... maybe that's best Actually my boobs ARE my favorite body part to lotion for some reason

Weigh in boob men - what's it all about? Is this too simple a question? Should I just go stare at my own boobs in the mirror & shut the hell up?? :O Are you getting wood everytime you read the word "boob"??




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[This message was edited Thu Jan 30 3:01:12 PST 2003 by CalhounSq]

Not this guy, I got nothing with boobs, heheeheee !!

Fhunkin said:

So you find them boring?

CalhounSq said:

Me neither. Maybe it's because they're nourishing?

CalhounSq said:

... a lot...


because they're so much fun to play with... oddly enough, my wifes boobs are my favorite part to watch her lotion...


boobs...

maybe...


that would be hot...


i might have... ya know... if i didn't already... ummm... yeah...


seriously though... boobs are the bomb (well, most boobs anyway)... but i'm more of an ass-man myself... i'd take a flat-cheasted girl wit' a nice round ass over a big tittied lady with a flat ass anyway...


tina got a big ole butt... i know i told you i'd be true... but tina got a big ole butt... so i'm leaving you... see ya!!!

Aerogram said:

If it were up to men to keep the fridge stocked, it would be BARE all the time - what do they care about nourishment??

well i'm not a boobs person.(i do like them).i'm more off an nice ass person.nothing can compare 2 agirl with a wonderfull ass.
for me it doesn't mather so much what cup they are .
i don't like fake boobies .
and i'm not getting exited off some naked boobies.
i always love the full picture.

I just think she's funny.

EllisDee said:

2the9s said:

ROFL! Not Boob the Orger boobs, the thingies that protrude from a womans chest... Check Abierman's avatar...

lovesexy4u said:

So you're an equal opportunity boober, no fakes! That's fair, just don't date any strippers, porn stars or women from the Los Angeles area




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[This message was edited Thu Jan 30 3:38:52 PST 2003 by CalhounSq]

they're simply delicious...i like large breasts...small breasts...and in between breasts... let's not forget the fact...that when played with correctly...they drive a girl crazy...that's part of the deal for me...i LOVE breasts...

i do seriously prefer a pretty face to massive titties

Sorry, but for me it's the face that get's me insane. The eyes, and nose and mouth...and the hair too. Don't care much about the body.

Heavenly said:

i love the face too...and the legs...back (LOVE a woman in a backless dress )... the bum...the belly...eyes that seem to peer into your soul...the hands...and lips...oooh the lips...nice full lips...
.but boobs ARE magnificent..

boobs are great

MrBliss said:

True dat, true dat but I'm strange (I guess ) mine have to be toyed w/ a certain way to do anything for me, lol. Believe it or not some men don't know how to play w/ breasts properly...

MrBliss said:

Are there lots of equal opportunity boobers out there? If so, WHY do so many women feel the need to augment??

CalhounSq said:

I've no idea actually. I don't find larger breasts any more attractive than smaller breasts. Come to think of it, I'd choose "small and perky" over "big and saggy" any day of the week!

IMO breast augmentation is dangerous and silly.

ian said:

You're needed in Los Angeles immediately...

CalhounSq said:

every woman is different...us guys have just got to find what they enjoy

CalhounSq said:

i like a woman with a nice cleavage...but a woman with small breasts, dressed in a tight singlet with no bra for example makes me wanna...well you know..


realises he's slightly obsessed with this topic

MrBliss said:

Confess Bliss - you have the entire Girls Gone Wild collection, don't you?? ADMIT IT!!

You aren't helping matters by referencing it 13 times no less in your introductory thread.



It's like slappin a man in the face with it that many times, then expecting them to think.




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[This message was edited Thu Jan 30 5:14:56 PST 2003 by LaVisHh]

I like to squeeze them!


But you know, they say Prince is all sex sex sex, but you should talk with some of his fans. Geeze.

I like small ones more than I like massive ones, but I'd prefer something in the middle. I am also one of the ass-men.

I like women, so I like boobs... "naturally", but boobs don't get me insane..
A wonderfull ass, fine legs, hands or face stand a better chance at doing that. But if you really looking to drive me insane you should ...

ermm... nevermind.

Our nervous systems are hard-wired this way. Think about it, even though we conceptually understand that we are looking at a piece of paper and not a real woman, we still get hard just by looking at photographs! Men are perceptual, by and large; evolution put it in us for mate selection purposes--child-bearing hips, lots of milk potential, etc., whatever the cues are.

Females have some difficulty understanding this because they are wired by evolution to seek a man that can protect and produce for the family. And while our bodies may figure into that equation, it's not nearly to the same extent.

Mind you, modern life has changed the rules a bit, but those titties still get us going!


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CalhounSq said:

Great! Does that mean I can cancel my 12" penile extension surgery too!!

Having studied breasts in some depth for many years, in fact being a fully qualified boobologist I can answer this question for you

You know how us boys when we were growing up always wanted the latest toy, record,computer game whatever

well when we realised that you girls hads boobs and we didnt it drove us crazy and so started our obsession. If we couldnt have our own pair we were gonna make damn sure we gazed at and played with yours whenever we got the chance.

If you need to know anything else about breasts please feel free to orgnote the only boobologist (as far as i know) at the org ie me !