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Thread started 10/18/10 5:58pm

lilgish

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People who leave floaters in a public restrooms

Please stop! It's disguisting and if it's a single bathroom I'm forced to flush your shit lest the person who follows thinks I'm the offender. Flush yo shit!

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Reply #1 posted 10/18/10 6:06pm

Genesia

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A tampon is worse. neutral

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Reply #2 posted 10/18/10 6:13pm

Cerebus

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Genesia said:

A tampon is worse. neutral

neutral

If it's brown, flush it down. If it's yellow, let it mellow. Even that grosses a lot of people out. But that is the ONLY TIME you should not flush AND hang around to make sure your waste actually WENT DOWN THE HOLE. lol

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Reply #3 posted 10/18/10 6:25pm

Keyumdi

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Don't ever go into a public restroom at the beach.

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Reply #4 posted 10/18/10 6:31pm

Genesia

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It could be worse...

Lock your doors: Stranger leaves nasty calling card in apartment

This is why we lock our doors.

Madison police said an 18-year-old Chicago man walked into an unlocked West Gorham Street apartment in the middle of the night, took off his socks and pants and then used the toilet to such an extent it took two hours to clean.

The nastiness was reported to police a week ago during the night on Oct. 9-10, said police spokesman Joel DeSpain.

"The 19-year-old resident and his friends were aghast to see and smell what had transpired while they slept," DeSpain said.

The resident first came upon the stranger when the stranger walked into his room and turned the light on.

"He then heard the man go to the bathroom and leave the apartment a few minutes later," DeSpain said.

In the morning on Oct. 10, the apartment dwellers realized something was amiss.

The stranger's cell phone and identification were found in the bathroom, along with his socks, pants, and night deposit.

A roommate left the door unlocked.

"They won't be doing that again," DeSpain said.

An investigating officer discovered an e-mail address for the night visitor.

"He (the officer) let him know how to get his property back and advised him that it would be very adult of him to apologize to the people in the apartment," DeSpain said.

The apartment residents didn't file a trespassing complaint.

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Reply #5 posted 10/18/10 6:57pm

Cerebus

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Keyumdi said:

Don't ever go into a public restroom at the beach.

Try Berkeley or San Francisco.... but Berkeley especially. Bleh!!

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Reply #6 posted 10/18/10 6:59pm

Cerebus

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Genesia said:

It could be worse...

Lock your doors: Stranger leaves nasty calling card in apartment

The apartment residents didn't file a trespassing complaint.

What? I would have pressed charges AND made HIM clean it up. Asshole! ... no pun intended. lol

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Reply #7 posted 10/18/10 7:02pm

Genesia

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Cerebus said:

Genesia said:

It could be worse...

Lock your doors: Stranger leaves nasty calling card in apartment

The apartment residents didn't file a trespassing complaint.

What? I would have pressed charges AND made HIM clean it up. Asshole! ... no pun intended. lol

I suspect it was a "there but for the grace of God" thing. lol

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Reply #8 posted 10/18/10 7:05pm

Cerebus

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Genesia said:

Cerebus said:

What? I would have pressed charges AND made HIM clean it up. Asshole! ... no pun intended. lol

I suspect it was a "there but for the grace of God" thing. lol

....ew. lol I guess. Could definitely have been worse. But still, I would have had to hire somebody to clean that mess and you'd better believe he'd be paying for it.

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Reply #9 posted 10/18/10 7:51pm

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Genesia said:

It could be worse...

Lock your doors: Stranger leaves nasty calling card in apartment

This is why we lock our doors.

Madison police said an 18-year-old Chicago man walked into an unlocked West Gorham Street apartment in the middle of the night, took off his socks and pants and then used the toilet to such an extent it took two hours to clean.

The nastiness was reported to police a week ago during the night on Oct. 9-10, said police spokesman Joel DeSpain.

"The 19-year-old resident and his friends were aghast to see and smell what had transpired while they slept," DeSpain said.

The resident first came upon the stranger when the stranger walked into his room and turned the light on.

"He then heard the man go to the bathroom and leave the apartment a few minutes later," DeSpain said.

In the morning on Oct. 10, the apartment dwellers realized something was amiss.

The stranger's cell phone and identification were found in the bathroom, along with his socks, pants, and night deposit.

A roommate left the door unlocked.

"They won't be doing that again," DeSpain said.

An investigating officer discovered an e-mail address for the night visitor.

"He (the officer) let him know how to get his property back and advised him that it would be very adult of him to apologize to the people in the apartment," DeSpain said.

The apartment residents didn't file a trespassing complaint.

In college while attending a party, I went down the hall into an empty dorm room and puked in the bathroom. boxed

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Reply #10 posted 10/18/10 8:40pm

FauxReal

So if it doesn't float, can you leave it in there?

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Reply #11 posted 10/18/10 8:42pm

Lisa10

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So if it doesn't float, can you leave it in there?

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I really lol'd. smile

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Reply #12 posted 10/18/10 10:04pm

luv4u

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When I come across a disgusting filthy toilet I just go find a clean toilet to use.

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Reply #13 posted 10/18/10 10:50pm

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I shit in a bucket, so I wouldn't know.

There's this Barnes and Noble that I always go to and they have a problem with a serial scribbler, who uses a marker and makes these huge penises. They are really well drawn cocks, but damn, kids might see that.

I hate when people piss on the seat. Lift the damn seat. Men are fucking pigs. We are.

All you others say Hell Yea!! woot!
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Reply #14 posted 10/18/10 11:12pm

johnart

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Just flush it, Lysol the seat, take your own shit, flush it and get on with your day.

Unless the person before you redecorated the entire stall with diarrhea I don't see the sense in worrying about it too much. lol

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Reply #15 posted 10/18/10 11:19pm

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johnart said:

Just flush it, Lysol the seat, take your own shit, flush it and get on with your day.

Unless the person before you redecorated the entire stall with diarrhea I don't see the sense in worrying about it too much. lol

yuck lol

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Reply #16 posted 10/20/10 2:44am

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batting eyes ACRYLIC batting eyes
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I only do things for fun.

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Reply #17 posted 10/20/10 4:31am

KidaDynamite

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phunkdaddy said:

johnart said:

Just flush it, Lysol the seat, take your own shit, flush it and get on with your day.

Unless the person before you redecorated the entire stall with diarrhea I don't see the sense in worrying about it too much. lol

yuck lol

right?! lol

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Reply #18 posted 10/20/10 4:37am

KidaDynamite

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I can't clean up no one's crap...NO WAY!

I can't look at anyone's crap, I don't even want to look at my own.

If I even THINK someone is going to poop in a movie or anywhere else I get hella nervous and just walk out. lol

Yes...poop makes me nervous!!! Like, I literally start getting heart palpitations n shit. falloff

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Reply #19 posted 10/20/10 4:51am

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johnart said:

Just flush it, Lysol the seat, take your own shit, flush it and get on with your day.

Unless the person before you redecorated the entire stall with diarrhea I don't see the sense in worrying about it too much. lol

lol Bran muffin explosion. ewww.

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Reply #20 posted 10/20/10 6:33am

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How about sssssnakes! lol

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Reply #21 posted 10/20/10 6:58am

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I have a friend who worked in a sports centre as a brief stint while he was at University. One day he went in the mens gym toilets and he told me that a fecophiliac had had his way with the cubicle. Basically he walked in to discover the entire stall smeared with shit. I mean literally everywhere, all across the ceiling, door handles sprayed all over the walls. He told me that there was so much of it, i couldn't have come from one man, no matter how long his storage time was before download. He reckons at least two men laid a cable in there and went jackson pollock with their faeces. Nevertheless he actually cleaned the mess up and quit. I, to this day will never understand why he didn't quit beforehand.

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