DesireeNevermind said:

These in know way reflect my opinion...they are just facts and to the point I may add.

10. Talking too damned much about yourself. ( This is not a job interview...and you aren't auditioning for a reality show.)

9. Looking for pussy when you have pussy at home (nobody told your dumb ass to get hitched so why are you acting like a ho?)

8. Being cheap as the day is long. (seriously? when it's something you want its a necessity but when its something she wants....you're being bled like a pig?)

7. Thinking any woman that sleeps with you is a whore and any woman that doesn't is a bitch (stop acting like your thought process doesn't work this way ya nugget!)

6. Thinking that once a woman becomes your wife or long term girlfriend, that you no longer have to impress her.

5. Being lazy in all things especially sex. (doggystyle? really? that's all you've got and then you have the nerve to fall asleep after 5 minutes?)

4. Thinking size doesn't matter. (little smokies are not for fucking!)

3. Expecting your mate too keep it sexy while you're turning into the offspring of the chia pet and michelin man.

2. Pretending to listen. Really ....that is so annoying. Could you at least remember 10% of the conversation?

1. Not being in touch with your feminine side. (Maybe if you cried a little you might not feel the need to smash things and beat on your monkey chest)

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Change the title 2 Scrubs (men)and u would have something.......

BklynBabe said:

Top mistake....being men. It's a good thing for pheromones otherwise we'd have never populated this planet.

Come on now...it's not their fault they were born that way...we're just dealing with their problems in relationships.

Graycap23 said:

DesireeNevermind said:

These in know way reflect my opinion...they are just facts and to the point I may add.

10. Talking too damned much about yourself. ( This is not a job interview...and you aren't auditioning for a reality show.)

9. Looking for pussy when you have pussy at home (nobody told your dumb ass to get hitched so why are you acting like a ho?)

8. Being cheap as the day is long. (seriously? when it's something you want its a necessity but when its something she wants....you're being bled like a pig?)

7. Thinking any woman that sleeps with you is a whore and any woman that doesn't is a bitch (stop acting like your thought process doesn't work this way ya nugget!)

6. Thinking that once a woman becomes your wife or long term girlfriend, that you no longer have to impress her.

5. Being lazy in all things especially sex. (doggystyle? really? that's all you've got and then you have the nerve to fall asleep after 5 minutes?)

4. Thinking size doesn't matter. (little smokies are not for fucking!)

3. Expecting your mate too keep it sexy while you're turning into the offspring of the chia pet and michelin man.

2. Pretending to listen. Really ....that is so annoying. Could you at least remember 10% of the conversation?

1. Not being in touch with your feminine side. (Maybe if you cried a little you might not feel the need to smash things and beat on your monkey chest)

[Edited 10/18/10 16:53pm]

Change the title 2 Scrubs (men)and u would have something.......

if that means LOSERS, then yes I agree

4.Thinking size doesn't matter. (little smokies are not for fucking!)

This one is interesting. There's not much a guy can do about this, no? So if he's already in a relationship with a woman with whom this is a problem, wouldn't this be her mistake?

Lammastide said:

4.Thinking size doesn't matter. (little smokies are not for fucking!)

This one is interesting. There's not much a guy can do about this, no? So if he's already in a relationship with a woman with whom this is a problem, wouldn't this be her mistake?

her problem....not her mistake.

I mean...it's not like she gave ole dude a small hose....he just inherited it along with all the other family jewels.

BklynBabe said:

Top mistake....being men. It's a good thing for pheromones otherwise we'd have never populated this planet.

Oh. I see...

ZombieKitten said:

Des I have lived a sheltered life, unplagued by men that are mean, selfish, violent, immature, lying, cheating etc. (touch wood - so far so good!)

Zombie; the expression here is "knock-on-wood".

When you touch wood, it will lead to impregnation & marriage.

PurpleJedi said:

ZombieKitten said:

Des I have lived a sheltered life, unplagued by men that are mean, selfish, violent, immature, lying, cheating etc. (touch wood - so far so good!)

Zombie; the expression here is "knock-on-wood".

When you touch wood, it will lead to impregnation & marriage.

that's weird!!

here we touch wood to avoid getting sick!

ZombieKitten said:

PurpleJedi said:

Zombie; the expression here is "knock-on-wood".

When you touch wood, it will lead to impregnation & marriage.

that's weird!!

here we touch wood to avoid getting sick!

oh THAT kind of wood

My list: 1-10, paying attention to lists that try to explain relationships and people like they're all the same. The end.

Cerebus said:

My list: 1-10, paying attention to lists that try to explain relationships and people like they're all the same. The end.

It's so snarky and bitter. Just what kind of guys are the women nodding their heads to this meeting? Lawd.

I dunno, I"m usually the one making the mistakes.

But I don't know men like the ones in this list anyway.

ZombieKitten said:

ZombieKitten said:

that's weird!!

here we touch wood to avoid getting sick!

oh THAT kind of wood

...glad you finally "got" it though...

PurpleJedi said:

ZombieKitten said:

oh THAT kind of wood

...glad you finally "got" it though...

sorry, but my mind isn't in the gutter ALL the time

I got it as soon as I hit reply