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Thread started 10/22/10 7:00am

funkpill

A Man Is Waiting For His Wife To Give Birth

The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs.

The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.

After 21 years, the son is old enough for his first drink.

Dad takes him to the bar and tearfully tells the son he is proud of him.

Dad orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy.

With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief,

the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torso pops out!

The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again.

The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender still shakes his head in dismay.

Swoooop! Two arms pops out. The bar goes wild.

The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again.

The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender ignores the whole affair.

By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down,

grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Swoooop! Two legs pop out.

The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God.

The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left....

then to the right.... right through the front door, into the street,

where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly.

The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief.

The bartender sighs and says, "That boy should have quit while he was still a head." confused

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Reply #1 posted 10/22/10 7:03am

paintedlady

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lol

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Reply #2 posted 10/22/10 7:23am

luv4u

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Oh geez lol

canada

Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture!
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Reply #3 posted 10/22/10 9:06am

chocolate1

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doh! lol

HAPPY FRIDAY!

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"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #4 posted 10/22/10 12:11pm

DrRockdapuss

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eek

OPA!!!!

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Reply #5 posted 10/22/10 12:34pm

Vendetta1

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Reply #6 posted 10/22/10 2:59pm

Nothinbutjoy

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lol

Happy Friday Funkhoney

hug rose martini dancing jig

I'm firmly planted in denial
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Reply #7 posted 10/22/10 4:30pm

Ottensen

Happy Friday, everybody! lol

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Reply #8 posted 10/22/10 4:38pm

Cinnie

lol HAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Reply #9 posted 10/22/10 5:03pm

XxAxX

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lol

there is something wrong with me. i was expecting more swoooops~! and more things popping out

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Reply #10 posted 10/22/10 5:35pm

wildgoldenhone
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falloff <--I always wondered about this guy... hmmm

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Reply #11 posted 10/22/10 7:21pm

robertlove

XxAxX said:

lol

there is something wrong with me. i was expecting more swoooops~! and more things popping out

i was waiting for that too

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Reply #12 posted 10/23/10 2:11am

PurpleJedi

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lol That was so stupid it made me laugh!

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #13 posted 10/23/10 4:46am

ZombieKitten

robertlove said:

XxAxX said:

lol

there is something wrong with me. i was expecting more swoooops~! and more things popping out

i was waiting for that too

we need to get our minds out of the gutter falloff

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Reply #14 posted 10/23/10 10:57am

XxAxX

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ZombieKitten said:

robertlove said:

i was waiting for that too

we need to get our minds out of the gutter falloff

um... hehehehe. your signature falloff i think that's where the last swooop went

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Reply #15 posted 10/23/10 6:40pm

myfavorite

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doh! lol

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Reply #16 posted 10/24/10 5:21am

FauxReal

XxAxX said:

lol

there is something wrong with me. i was expecting more swoooops~! and more things popping out

Perhaps the boy was too. And when it didn't happen, he threw himself in front of the truck on purpose.

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Reply #17 posted 10/25/10 1:51pm

toots

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XxAxX said:

ZombieKitten said:

we need to get our minds out of the gutter falloff

um... hehehehe. your signature falloff i think that's where the last swooop went

That was more of a SCHWING!!! falloff

Smurf theme song-seriously how many fucking "La Las" can u fit into a dam song wall
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