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Printablemcmeekle said: Haystack's about to go to bed. Let's hope that he gets murdered in his sleep by a giant anteater called Richard.
Oh gee, thanks. I'll sleep really well now. | |
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Haystack said: at xmas time my family like to play tarzan, by swinging from my ass crack hairs
each to their own i guess  [This message was edited Wed Jan 29 17:26:45 PST 2003 by MrBliss] | |
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MrBliss said: I'm a hungry duck! I want someone to vomit down my throat, now!!!
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Haystack said: mcmeekle said: Haystack's about to go to bed. Let's hope that he gets murdered in his sleep by a giant anteater called Richard.
Oh gee, thanks. I'll sleep really well now. That'll be the only giant Dick in the bed then. | |
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mcmeekle said: I've been sitting in front of this computer for days and needless to say, I'm heavily backed up in my pants. Anyone hungry?
 You disgusting, filthy man!!  | |
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MrBliss said: OMG, I accidentally shot my sperm inside the duck, and it flew right into the stove. What teperature should I cook him at?
Cooking a spermed duck is usually at 270c, but you need to be sure to check on it every 15 minutes, and make sure it doesn't leak. _______________________________
 Miss Cute
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MissCute said: Damn those Africans with big dicks, they got stuck in me twice
 Just use more of that  and it'll work. | |
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MissCute said: when i see bliss' avatar...i...i...oh fuck it...i touch myself
only goes to show...stick a gtr in anythings hand and women get turned on 
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2the9s said:
i'd really like to post something funny on this thread but i just can't think of anything sufficiently witty.
 don't feel bad hon. no one else on here can either  | |
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Heavenly said: Damn, I had the opportunity to bang MissCute and never did...
 Now she's gone black, and will never look back...
Heavenly! I'm  | |
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mr despues said:
actually that poop toast ain't so bad with a little cinnamon sprinkled on top
when you're hungry enough. . . . | |
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XxAxX said: 2the9s said:
i'd really like to post something funny on this thread but i just can't think of anything sufficiently witty.
don't feel bad hon. I will wash your mumu with my toothbrush ---------------------------------
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LaVisHh said: Damn, I had the opportunity to bang MissCute and never did...
Now she's gone straight, and will never look back...
LaVisHh! I'm | |
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LaVisHh said: Heavenly's coming over to fuck me
 Finally you'll get to test his tongue
Heavenly said: I'm coming over to fuck LaVisHh
Finally you'll get to use your tongue _______________________________
Miss Cute
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Heavenly said: LaVisHh said: Damn, I had the opportunity to bang MissCute and never did...
Now she's gone straight, and will never look back...
LaVisHh! I'm :cough: :gasp:
 LaVisHh :dyinglikepinutcm:
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wkb said:
ok it's true i have an unnatural relationship with kangaroos but it's only because i was suckled by a roo as a youngster. maybe i was traumatized when she kicked me out of the pouch? question is, now i've seen the error of my ways how can i break my obsessions with kangaroo nipples?
one step at a time, wkb. be brave now! | |
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LaVisHh said: I love Saddam Hussein
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wkb said: XxAxX said: 2the9s said:
i'd really like to post something funny on this thread but i just can't think of anything sufficiently witty.
don't feel bad hon. I will wash your mumu with my toothbrush, right after i clean my sphincter and foreskin with it | |
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MissCute said: Heavenly's coming over to fuck me
Then I'm coming over to fuck you Then I'm gonna rape all the men at the org...then...I got that 8 foot long boa outside...then... | |
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wkb said: I drink the piss of Osama...in fact, that picture in my avatar is his. Cheers!
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LaVisHh said: Damn, I only have $20 in my purse, it's not enough for a full fuck, so I'll just buy a cucumber and a banana
Make sure to buy the soft ones. You don't want to harm that pussy of yours before I have a chance to taste you. _______________________________
Miss Cute
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MissCute said: LaVisHh said: Damn, I only have $20 in my purse, it's not enough for a full fuck, so I'll just buy a cucumber and a banana
Make sure to buy the soft ones. You don't want to harm that pussy of yours before I have a chance to taste you. Don't worry babe.
This  is too precious for me to cause it any harm. | |
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MissCute said: Now I'm closer to LaVisHh thank you are
 I could practically kiss her from here!  But you still got the African dick stuck in you. | |
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MrBliss said: Look, all I'm trying to say is that I want to eat George W Bush's syphilitic testicle scrapings, people...if you have a problem with that, I'm leaving the org.
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Heavenly said: Damn those porn sites only update their videos once every 2-3 days, I can't masturbate more than 5 times without the need to repeat those movies.
Try to webcam with LaVisHh, she's da  _______________________________
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MissCute said: Heavenly said: Damn those porn sites only update their videos once every 2-3 days, I can't masturbate more than 5 times without the need to repeat those movies.
Try to webcam with LaVisHh, she's da But you got tiny perky nipples, remember? Or perhaps the heat of the African sun has swelled them.  | |
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MissCute said: I want you but I'm afraid you're too much of a man for me
You're right | |
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Heavenly said: I want to eeet your pusseee unteeel you come
you're too late for that, my friend._______________________________
Miss Cute
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MissCute said: Heavenly said: I want to eeet your pusseee unteeel you come
you're too late for that, my friend. Told you...too much, too little, too late...to try again with you...
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