PicklesMcMillan said:

i cant hold my farts. it makes me nervous and then in turn even more gassy but i dont get shitty bowels as much (knock on wood)

vagina power's alexyss k talyor says you shouldnt lmao!

but hey.. to each his own

Then change your diet or go into the damn bathroom.

This reminds me of the South Park episode where Kenny spontaneously combusts and they investigate as to why and discover he has a new girlfriend and as a result, has been holding in his farts, which led to the combustion.

Genesia said:

PicklesMcMillan said:

i cant hold my farts. it makes me nervous and then in turn even more gassy but i dont get shitty bowels as much (knock on wood)

vagina power's alexyss k talyor says you shouldnt lmao!

but hey.. to each his own

Then change your diet or go into the damn bathroom.

just to fart !!! no way

in the beginning i wont fart but after a while its just uncomfortable

especially if he farts in front of me but maybe because im just a tomboy

FauxReal said:

This reminds me of the South Park episode where Kenny spontaneously combusts and they investigate as to why and discover he has a new girlfriend and as a result, has been holding in his farts, which led to the combustion.

ive seen almost every south park episode but not this one

do you know what season its on ?

FauxReal said:

This reminds me of the South Park episode where Kenny spontaneously combusts and they investigate as to why and discover he has a new girlfriend and as a result, has been holding in his farts, which led to the combustion.

LOL!!! I wanna see that!! Too funny

That would be me but I'm usually not a gassy person unless I have burssel sprouts..........

PicklesMcMillan said:

Genesia said:

Then change your diet or go into the damn bathroom.

just to fart !!! no way

in the beginning i wont fart but after a while its just uncomfortable

especially if he farts in front of me but maybe because im just a tomboy

Okay, well...when you've killed every bit of romance with your stench, don't come crying to me.

Shyra said:

CarrieMpls said:

6 months ago yesterday I met my bf. So naturally, I’m taking stock of where it’s all at and such.

We’ve hit some of the important, obvious milestones. We’ve exchanged “I love you’s,” we’ve been away for the weekend together, we’ve talked about whether we want to get married and have babies and as a 6^th mensiversary gift, I gave him a key to my apartment. (He really thought it was the sweetest thing ever. The funny thing is he already has a keycard to my building and the keycard to my garage - since I don’t own a car I don’t use it or my parking space. And he’ll be condo and kitty-sitting when I go to Thailand for the month of November, so I needed to get him one anyway. It was really a practical thing, but I put a bow on it and enclosed it in a card and he loved it. )

And we’ve hit some not-so-obvious milestones. He’s seen me without make-up and with greasy, messy hair in the morning, I no longer freak out about what I’m wearing and if my lip gloss is perfect if he’s on his way over, and we’ve had a disagreement or two and I no longer think about whether or not it should be “over” if he pisses me off about something.

So what are some other, non-obvious relationship milestones?

Have you farted in his presence?

I didn't even take a shit on the same floor till Ron and I were living together for like a year.

I literally would go to the other floor bathroom so that he wouldn't hear me fart.

PicklesMcMillan said:

FauxReal said:

This reminds me of the South Park episode where Kenny spontaneously combusts and they investigate as to why and discover he has a new girlfriend and as a result, has been holding in his farts, which led to the combustion.

ive seen almost every south park episode but not this one

do you know what season its on ?

Season 3 Episode 2

johnart said:

Shyra said:

Have you farted in his presence?

I didn't even take a shit on the same floor till Ron and I were living together for like a year.

I literally would go to the other floor bathroom so that he wouldn't hear me fart.

A girl after my own heart.

Genesia said:

johnart said:

I didn't even take a shit on the same floor till Ron and I were living together for like a year.

I literally would go to the other floor bathroom so that he wouldn't hear me fart.

A girl after my own heart.

And even today, if we fart in front of each other it's because it slipped out.

No one should ever be so comfortable that they let loose in front of one another. That's not endearing, it's just being nasty.

Genesia said:

PicklesMcMillan said:

just to fart !!! no way

in the beginning i wont fart but after a while its just uncomfortable

especially if he farts in front of me but maybe because im just a tomboy

Okay, well...when you've killed every bit of romance with your stench, don't come crying to me.

lol maybe thats why im single

takes note: # 6 dont let him see you fart

johnart said:

Genesia said:

A girl after my own heart.

And even today, if we fart in front of each other it's because it slipped out.

No one should ever be so comfortable that they let loose in front of one another. That's not endearing, it's just being nasty.

When Sweetie and I stay in a hotel, I always find a reason to go downstairs in the morning (to get coffee, to get him some juice, etc). I "go" while I'm down there.

At home, we each have our own bathroom.

johnart said:

Genesia said:

A girl after my own heart.

And even today, if we fart in front of each other it's because it slipped out.

No one should ever be so comfortable that they let loose in front of one another. That's not endearing, it's just being nasty.

but your human

maybe i was raised differently

my parents fart and poop in front of each other all the time and their still together

they dont fart all on each other everyday but when they do they apologizes and laugh about it

i agree with you and that you should hold out during the courting time but after some years let it go

my granddad had to take care grandmothers personal duties because she was sick and if this is the person you gonna be committed to till death then at some point your gonna have to get over the

"nastiness "

[Edited 10/11/10 14:09pm]

PicklesMcMillan said:

johnart said:

And even today, if we fart in front of each other it's because it slipped out.

No one should ever be so comfortable that they let loose in front of one another. That's not endearing, it's just being nasty.

but your human

maybe i was raised differently

my parents fart and poop in front of each other all the time and their still together

they dont fart all on each other everyday but when they do they apologizes and laugh about it

i agree with you and that you should hold out during the courting time but after some years let it go

my granddad had to take care grandmothers personal duties because she was sick and if this the person you gonna be committed to till death then at some point your gonna have to get over the

"nastiness "

Caring for a loved one when they're sick is a far cry from letting a fart fly "just because."

But, hey...maybe someday you'll find a kindred fart soul.

PicklesMcMillan said:

johnart said:

And even today, if we fart in front of each other it's because it slipped out.

No one should ever be so comfortable that they let loose in front of one another. That's not endearing, it's just being nasty.

but your human

maybe i was raised differently

my parents fart and poop in front of each other all the time and their still together

they dont fart all on each other everyday but when they do they apologizes and laugh about it

i agree with you and that you should hold out during the courting time but after some years let it go

my granddad had to take care grandmothers personal duties because she was sick and if this the person you gonna be committed to till death then at some point your gonna have to get over the

"nastiness "

yes, that is what choice is about.

Some women wear makeup & heels, but it certainly should not be a requirement of every woman.

If couples want to pretend they don't shit or if they want to shit on each others's faces that should be up to them

johnart said:

Shyra said:

Have you farted in his presence?

I didn't even take a shit on the same floor till Ron and I were living together for like a year.

I literally would go to the other floor bathroom so that he wouldn't hear me fart.

When I lived in an apartment, my bathroom was right next door to my bedroom, so I was very self-conscious of any toilet noises. If I had to fart, I would go to my kitchen which was quite a distance from the bedroom, or if he was in the living room or dining room, I would go back to my bedroom closet and close the door. HOWEVER, after getting to know one another after some several months, I would just go to the bathroom, and if he heard it, well...EXCUSE ME, HONEY!

PicklesMcMillan said:

johnart said:

And even today, if we fart in front of each other it's because it slipped out.

No one should ever be so comfortable that they let loose in front of one another. That's not endearing, it's just being nasty.

but your human

maybe i was raised differently

my parents fart and poop in front of each other all the time and their still together

they dont fart all on each other everyday but when they do they apologizes and laugh about it

i agree with you and that you should hold out during the courting time but after some years let it go

my granddad had to take care grandmothers personal duties because she was sick and if this is the person you gonna be committed to till death then at some point your gonna have to get over the

"nastiness "

[Edited 10/11/10 14:09pm]

I cared for my ill mother (that included bath time and potty time). Of course I am not talking about illness.

And yes, of course accidents happen. When a fart slips out we laugh about it. Slips out, not I gotta fart and you're my spouse, so here, smell this.

Being human has nothing to do with not bothering to walk out of a room to let your brown air kisses fly freely.

Shyra said:

CarrieMpls said:

6 months ago yesterday I met my bf. So naturally, I’m taking stock of where it’s all at and such.

We’ve hit some of the important, obvious milestones. We’ve exchanged “I love you’s,” we’ve been away for the weekend together, we’ve talked about whether we want to get married and have babies and as a 6^th mensiversary gift, I gave him a key to my apartment. (He really thought it was the sweetest thing ever. The funny thing is he already has a keycard to my building and the keycard to my garage - since I don’t own a car I don’t use it or my parking space. And he’ll be condo and kitty-sitting when I go to Thailand for the month of November, so I needed to get him one anyway. It was really a practical thing, but I put a bow on it and enclosed it in a card and he loved it. )

And we’ve hit some not-so-obvious milestones. He’s seen me without make-up and with greasy, messy hair in the morning, I no longer freak out about what I’m wearing and if my lip gloss is perfect if he’s on his way over, and we’ve had a disagreement or two and I no longer think about whether or not it should be “over” if he pisses me off about something.

So what are some other, non-obvious relationship milestones?

Have you farted in his presence?

first thing I thought of too

I did think of another one, but all this fart talk made me forget

how about being naked for the first time in front of each other without the slightest thought of sex?

NDRU said:

how about being naked for the first time in front of each other without the slightest thought of sex?

It's great that you're showing Carrie how many wonderful things she has to look forward to.

NDRU said:

how about being naked for the first time in front of each other without the slightest thought of sex?

that has never happened to me yet

carrie, I've said it before

I'm very happy that you've found happiness

we don't know each other

beyond these forums

but I genuinely feel very happy for you

you're a good presence at the org

you're level headed and interesting

two things that dont always go together here

congrats on your milestones

as for my thoughts

there are never ending milestones

for those committed to persue them

and I've never felt it necessary

to hide the fact that I poop

or engage in covert ops

in order to do so

[Edited 10/11/10 15:46pm]

retina said:

NDRU said:

how about being naked for the first time in front of each other without the slightest thought of sex?

It's great that you're showing Carrie how many wonderful things she has to look forward to.

how about the moment you look at the bookshelf and think "god would take forever to figure out which books are hers and which books are mine! I guess I will stay."

[Edited 10/11/10 15:45pm]

ZombieKitten said:

NDRU said:

how about being naked for the first time in front of each other without the slightest thought of sex?

that has never happened to me yet

yeah I might have been exaggerating a bit

Org survey says: Farting seems to be the biggest relationship milestone.

NDRU said:

retina said:

It's great that you're showing Carrie how many wonderful things she has to look forward to.

how about the moment you look at the bookshelf and think "god would take forever to figure out which books are hers and which books are mine! I guess I will stay."

[Edited 10/11/10 15:45pm]

The sad part is that it sounds like you've been through all these things.

Genesia said:

johnart said:

And even today, if we fart in front of each other it's because it slipped out.

No one should ever be so comfortable that they let loose in front of one another. That's not endearing, it's just being nasty.

When Sweetie and I stay in a hotel, I always find a reason to go downstairs in the morning (to get coffee, to get him some juice, etc). I "go" while I'm down there.

At home, we each have our own bathroom.

isn't that the best?

wildgoldenhoney said:

Org survey says: Farting seems to be the biggest relationship milestone.

johnart said:

Genesia said:

A girl after my own heart.

And even today, if we fart in front of each other it's because it slipped out.

No one should ever be so comfortable that they let loose in front of one another. That's not endearing, it's just being nasty.

Seriously now...when you've reached a certain stage with your other half, you've pretty much SEEN, TOUCHED and TASTED just about every part of his/her body.

Is a little gas every now & then such a big deal??? (Unless of course, he/she lets one rip while you're down on him/her)