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funkpill	In Case It's Been A While Someone Told You This [img:$uid]http://media.myspacepimper.com/content/gif/love/love_401.gif[/img:$uid] yup sure do [Edited 10/6/10 18:15pm]
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Reply #1 posted 10/06/10 3:54pm

XxAxX

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Reply #2 posted 10/06/10 3:59pm

XxAxX

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funkpill, here is a joke for you, for a change biggrin

A Really Bad Day

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outraged, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

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Reply #3 posted 10/06/10 4:04pm

wildgoldenhone y	Right back at you!
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Reply #4 posted 10/06/10 4:09pm

funkpill

XxAxX said:

funkpill, here is a joke for you, for a change

A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outraged, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

thumbs up!

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Reply #5 posted 10/06/10 4:10pm

Vendetta1	I love you too Tim.
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Reply #6 posted 10/06/10 4:20pm

Nothinbutjoy

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I love you to Funkhoney!

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Yup...sure do!

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Reply #7 posted 10/06/10 4:21pm

funkpill	Vendetta1 said: I love you too Tim. You better
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funkpill	Nothinbutjoy said: I love you to Funkhoney! Yup...sure do!
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Reply #9 posted 10/06/10 5:02pm

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You put a smile on my face every Friday! biggrin

"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"

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Reply #10 posted 10/06/10 5:21pm

funkpill	chocolate1 said: You put a smile on my face every Friday! ahhhh.....thanks
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Reply #11 posted 10/06/10 5:40pm

benjaminira

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In may have never been TOLD to you...but "tolded" is not a word!!

If it breaks when it bends, U better not put it in!

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Reply #12 posted 10/06/10 5:43pm

funkpill	benjaminira said: In may have never been TOLD to you...but "tolded" is not a word!! Well EXCUSE my HOOD!!!
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Reply #13 posted 10/06/10 5:53pm

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Someone told me I was nice-looking, out the blue. That was smile-inducing. I usually feel old, fat, and ugly....which is not helped by having young nubile niece around confused

Oh yeah luv ya back!

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Reply #14 posted 10/06/10 5:57pm

Mach	Funky
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funkpill	paintedlady said:
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Reply #17 posted 10/06/10 6:07pm

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funkpill said:

paintedlady said:

lol hug

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Reply #18 posted 10/06/10 6:32pm

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One of my one n only loves.... biggrin ! > lol

THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]

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Reply #19 posted 10/06/10 7:21pm

BellBeautyinsi de	You put a smile on my face so often! Funkpill
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Reply #20 posted 10/06/10 7:21pm

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Tim hug cool

Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture!
REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince
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Reply #21 posted 10/06/10 7:35pm

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Wow...this is kind of unexpected. redface

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Reply #22 posted 10/06/10 9:18pm

Timmy84	Your name's Tim too, Pill? Love ya back like a baby brother, man.
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Reply #23 posted 10/06/10 9:23pm

funkpill	Timmy84 said: *Your name's Tim too, Pill?* Love ya back like a baby brother, man. like a baby brother??? I might be older than you
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Reply #24 posted 10/06/10 9:24pm

Timmy84	funkpill said: Timmy84 said: *Your name's Tim too, Pill?* Love ya back like a baby brother, man. like a baby brother??? I might be older than you I meant being YOUR baby brother.
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Reply #25 posted 10/06/10 11:47pm

funkpill	oh..ok
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Reply #26 posted 10/07/10 2:53am

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Luh you too funky. heart

surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years...

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Reply #27 posted 10/07/10 4:20am

NMuzakNSoul	much love bro youre great and love the jokes every friday
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Reply #28 posted 10/07/10 5:46am

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hug That's sweet! hug

Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian mushy

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Reply #29 posted 10/07/10 7:53am

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hug

"Bring friends, bring your children and bring foot spray 'cause it's gon' be funky." ~ Prince

A kiss on the lips, is betta than a knife in the back ~ Sheila E

Darkness isn't the absence of light, it's the absence of U ~ Prince

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