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sexxx whacha best sexx experience...?
think might b pretty cool 2 know... hehe let loose, and dream on  | |
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I'm still waiting. I'm an insatiable swine. | |
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HerRoyalBadness said: whacha best sexx experience...?
think might b pretty cool 2 know... hehe let loose, and dream on 
Hey HerRoyalBadness you should first change the age in your profile from 14 to at least 18 before posing questions like this. I aint a teacher I am a teller ya know.   ....................... | |
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| Funny. | |
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Cloudbuster said: Funny.It was an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow pointed pleonasm that Cloudbuster wrote me today an itsy bitsy  ....................... | |
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On the roof of our apt. building in Venice beach in broad daylight. | |
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tied down to the bed... "around the world in a day" in the cd player and on repeat... i wasn't counting how many times it played...  ... that's all you get... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo 
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A lady will never tell her most intimate secrets. | |
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Paisley said: A lady will never tell her most intimate secrets.
That's right. so just orgnote me if you really wanna know _______________________________
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What is sexxx?  | |
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You're 14? Shit. You shouldn't be able to talk about sex. You should've barely just gotten "the talk" not long ago.
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HerRoyalBadness said: whacha best sexx experience...?
think might b pretty cool 2 know... hehe let loose, and dream on dang 14 your legal in russia i think... | |
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Upon further review of your profile, I see you are from Denmark.
Disregard what I said. I've seen your Danish commercials on Shock TV. All I can say is, the one with the man in the steam room, was too damn funny. I nearly wet myself! And it was just a damn newspaper ad! -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Upon further review of your profile, I see you are from Denmark.
Disregard what I said. I've seen your Danish commercials on Shock TV. All I can say is, the one with the man in the steam room, was too damn funny. I nearly wet myself! And it was just a damn newspaper ad! omg i love shock tv, dont you wish we had such commercials in the u.s.? | |
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Christopher said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Upon further review of your profile, I see you are from Denmark.
Disregard what I said. I've seen your Danish commercials on Shock TV. All I can say is, the one with the man in the steam room, was too damn funny. I nearly wet myself! And it was just a damn newspaper ad! omg i love shock tv, dont you wish we had such commercials in the u.s.? Yes! Do you know the commercial I'm talking about? It was on the Best of Shock TV not long ago. I laughed my arse off. The only commercial I can stand here these days is that stupid ass Nike commercial, where the guy streaks at the soccer game. It's not even questionable.  But it makes me laugh. I'm not sure why.-------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Christopher said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Upon further review of your profile, I see you are from Denmark.
Disregard what I said. I've seen your Danish commercials on Shock TV. All I can say is, the one with the man in the steam room, was too damn funny. I nearly wet myself! And it was just a damn newspaper ad! omg i love shock tv, dont you wish we had such commercials in the u.s.? Yes! Do you know the commercial I'm talking about? It was on the Best of Shock TV not long ago. I laughed my arse off. The only commercial I can stand here these days is that stupid ass Nike commercial, where the guy streaks at the soccer game. It's not even questionable. But it makes me laugh. I'm not sure why.theres two i seen the dude looking down on the other guys lap or the guys peeping into the womens steam room...i think the last actual episode before the best of was the grossest but most entertaining ones yet!... esp that guy eating those rodents,bugs, and other shit  | |
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Christopher said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Christopher said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Upon further review of your profile, I see you are from Denmark.
Disregard what I said. I've seen your Danish commercials on Shock TV. All I can say is, the one with the man in the steam room, was too damn funny. I nearly wet myself! And it was just a damn newspaper ad! omg i love shock tv, dont you wish we had such commercials in the u.s.? Yes! Do you know the commercial I'm talking about? It was on the Best of Shock TV not long ago. I laughed my arse off. The only commercial I can stand here these days is that stupid ass Nike commercial, where the guy streaks at the soccer game. It's not even questionable. But it makes me laugh. I'm not sure why.theres two i seen the dude looking down on the other guys lap or the guys peeping into the womens steam room...i think the last actual episode before the best of was the grossest but most entertaining ones yet!... esp that guy eating those rodents,bugs, and other shit Well, basically, I think the latter one is what we're both talking about. A fellow walks into a steam room, with a newspaper, and then finds a peep hole looking directly into the womens steam room, shows a bunch of naked women. A clothed woman bursts into the room, and decides to find out who was looking...So she inspects each man, carefully looking him over. Until she finds the culprit--the man with the newspaper...that's not being held up by his hands.
And then they showed the title of the newspaper. -------
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On an Elevator going up and down, On the Hood of my car and on the Kitchen Floor. I think when you go out clubbing and then get Horny afterward and sneak in the Woman's bathroom and just Get It On cause you are so Hot well that's probably is the best type of Sexual Episode you can be Experiencing. Or if you are in a Dark Alcove and just start Nibbling on each other. Dig that. | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Christopher said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Christopher said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Upon further review of your profile, I see you are from Denmark.
Disregard what I said. I've seen your Danish commercials on Shock TV. All I can say is, the one with the man in the steam room, was too damn funny. I nearly wet myself! And it was just a damn newspaper ad! omg i love shock tv, dont you wish we had such commercials in the u.s.? Yes! Do you know the commercial I'm talking about? It was on the Best of Shock TV not long ago. I laughed my arse off. The only commercial I can stand here these days is that stupid ass Nike commercial, where the guy streaks at the soccer game. It's not even questionable. But it makes me laugh. I'm not sure why.theres two i seen the dude looking down on the other guys lap or the guys peeping into the womens steam room...i think the last actual episode before the best of was the grossest but most entertaining ones yet!... esp that guy eating those rodents,bugs, and other shit Well, basically, I think the latter one is what we're both talking about. A fellow walks into a steam room, with a newspaper, and then finds a peep hole looking directly into the womens steam room, shows a bunch of naked women. A clothed woman bursts into the room, and decides to find out who was looking...So she inspects each man, carefully looking him over. Until she finds the culprit--the man with the newspaper...that's not being held up by his hands.
And then they showed the title of the newspaper. :Evillol: yeah i remember... they need to do a shock video 2003 | |
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Christopher said: :Evillol: yeah i remember... they need to do a shock video 2003 Yeah, but no more Japanese and Chinese stuff. I'm sorry, but that just makes me blow chunks. -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Christopher said: :Evillol: yeah i remember... they need to do a shock video 2003 Yeah, but no more Japanese and Chinese stuff. I'm sorry, but that just makes me blow chunks. ...
did you see the cum race with those japanese chicks >? and those little asian guys pulling a truck with there wee wee's? | |
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Christopher said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Christopher said: :Evillol: yeah i remember... they need to do a shock video 2003 Yeah, but no more Japanese and Chinese stuff. I'm sorry, but that just makes me blow chunks. ...
did you see the cum race with those japanese chicks >? and those little asian guys pulling a truck with there wee wee's? Yes! Do you recall the fork-breaking?-------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Christopher said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Christopher said: :Evillol: yeah i remember... they need to do a shock video 2003 Yeah, but no more Japanese and Chinese stuff. I'm sorry, but that just makes me blow chunks. ...
did you see the cum race with those japanese chicks >? and those little asian guys pulling a truck with there wee wee's? Yes! Do you recall the fork-breaking? yeah that ass was nasty...but i still tried it after i seen it | |
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Christopher said: yeah that ass was nasty...but i still tried it after i seen it Didn't it hurt? I mean, that fork, she had the pointy side aimed at her ass. I mean, I can imagine breaking a fork with nothing but your ass and a thong might be painful.-------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Christopher said: yeah that ass was nasty...but i still tried it after i seen it Didn't it hurt? I mean, that fork, she had the pointy side aimed at her ass. I mean, I can imagine breaking a fork with nothing but your ass and a thong might be painful. i still have the fork marks on my ass...scars of war
oh gawd i know maybe they have asses like steal other there?  | |
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Christopher said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Christopher said: yeah that ass was nasty...but i still tried it after i seen it Didn't it hurt? I mean, that fork, she had the pointy side aimed at her ass. I mean, I can imagine breaking a fork with nothing but your ass and a thong might be painful. i still have the fork marks on my ass...scars of war
oh gawd i know maybe they have asses like steal other there? Especially when the fork breaks, and enters your ass. WTF? -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Christopher said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Christopher said: yeah that ass was nasty...but i still tried it after i seen it Didn't it hurt? I mean, that fork, she had the pointy side aimed at her ass. I mean, I can imagine breaking a fork with nothing but your ass and a thong might be painful. i still have the fork marks on my ass...scars of war
oh gawd i know maybe they have asses like steal other there? Especially when the fork breaks, and enters your ass. WTF? ahhh  ...alls i know is i want to know whats in the water there...i want a ass that can bend a fork and crack a walnut! | |
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Christopher said: ahhh
...alls i know is i want to know whats in the water there...i want a ass that can bend a fork and crack a walnut!Maybe you should go on a strict sushi and rice diet, to increase ass firmness, and do some squats... -------
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I would like to believe it hasn't happened yet.  | |
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