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A Murderer Sitting In The Electric Chair Was about to be executed.
"Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain.
"Yes," replied the murderer. "Will you hold my hand?" | |
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fuck!
thanks again funkpill. LOVE ♪♫♪♫ ♣¤═══¤۩۞۩ஜ۩ஜ۩۞۩¤═══¤♣ | |
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HAhahaha | |
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"I'm taking you with me!" | |
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You so Crazy! "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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nice funk | |
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"Bring friends, bring your children and bring foot spray 'cause it's gon' be funky." ~ Prince
A kiss on the lips, is betta than a knife in the back ~ Sheila E Darkness isn't the absence of light, it's the absence of U ~ Prince | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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See if the chaplain had been wearing crocs he could have held his hand and lived to laugh about it.
Crocs Save Lives, Not Excuse to Buy a PairA little boy was saved by his Crocs…the shoes stopped electricity from passing into the ground thus saving him from electrocution. The chances of being struck by lighting is 600,000 to 1, and the chance for being laughed at for wearing these is almost 99%…your choice! "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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not unless he was wearing Crocs made into gloves.. Hag. Muse. Web Goddess. Taurean. Tree Hugger. Poet. Professional Nerd. Geek.
"Resistance is futile." "All shall love me and despair!" | |
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Just go with it, Pos...just go with it.
It's like a bad movie. You just accept illogical plot scenarios as fact. "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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Happy Friday Funkhoney!!
I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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ok Hag. Muse. Web Goddess. Taurean. Tree Hugger. Poet. Professional Nerd. Geek.
"Resistance is futile." "All shall love me and despair!" | |
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"Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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